Illuminati Grand Master Queen Elizabeth II helps keep the world safe from political fools.
Current celebrity Illuminati members are frequently being highlighted in the press, but we always doubt whether they are actually connected to the secret society. So we asked our resident Illuminati expert — a former Illuminati member who still has many connections within the Order — to tell us the truth about these famous members.
There are, of course, many, many more non-celebrity Illuminati members, such as successful business magnates and entrepreneurs; less well-known members of international royal families; and members of high society whose families have long been tied to the New World Order.
But here we concentrate purely on the big celebrity names that are part of the Illuminati. All names listed here are confirmed Illuminati members unless otherwise stated; the list will be updated whenever our source has more information.
Current Illuminati Grand Masters
There are currently 24 Illuminati Grand Masters. There are only five celebrity Illuminati members currently occupying the highest level within the Order.
- Elizabeth II, Queen of England
- Bill Gates
- Stephen Hawking
- Larry Page and Sergey Brin (cofounders of Google; Google often uses next-level Illuminati symbolism within its search iconography. Some insider sources claim that Page and Brin where raised by the Illuminati from birth)
Celebrity Illuminati Knights
The Illuminati Knights are elite members of the Order, second only to the Grand Masters. Future Grand Masters are typically selected from the Knights, unless a hereditary position (such as King or Queen of England) gives automatic Grand Master status. The current number of Illuminati Knights could be anywhere from 250 to 1,000.
- Jeff Bezos (CEO of Amazon.com)
- Nick Mason (drummer from English rock band Pink Floyd)
- Werner Herzog (German movie director)
- Elon Musk (founder of PayPal and Space Exploration Technologies Corporation, among others)
- Laurence Fishburne (the Illuminati’s strongest “sleeper” presence within the Hollywood system, a key “social cog”)
- Tom Jones (singer)
- Richard Branson (English business magnate and investor)
- Harrison Schmitt (astronaut, now retired; Schmitt was the twelfth and last man to set foot on the Moon — officially, at least)
- Paul Verhoeven (movie director)
- Dimitar Berbatov (former Bulgarian soccer player; Berbatov has been a valuable Illuminati asset over the years, and is probably the highest ranking sports celebrity within the Order)
Actor Laurence Fishburne speaking in Washington, D.C. in 2009. The Illuminati Eye was watching over him.
Neophyte Celebrity Illuminati Members
The neophytes are members who have been accepted into the Illuminati Order but have yet to prove themselves worthy of further advancement. They have limited access to both The Secret Armoire (high-level Illuminati documents) and The Secret Boudoir (high-level Illuminati orgies and breeding systems).
- Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter (the French electronic music duo better known as Daft Punk)
- Mark Zuckerberg (cofounder and chairman of Facebook; Zuckerberg was an Illuminati Knight for 38 days but was soon demoted for being “repetitively annoying”)
- Orlando Bloom (actor)
- Jim Morrison (lead singer of the The Doors; Morrison supposedly died of a heroin overdose in 1971, an obvious fabrication; it is not yet known what role he has been given within the New World Order, but completion of his task will likely lead to him becoming an Illuminati Knight or possibly a Grand Master in the future)
- David Fincher (movie director)
- David Beckham (soccer player)
- Padma Lakshmi (Indian-born American cookbook author, actress, model and television host; Lakshmi became a handmaiden at the age of 14 and was promoted to Illuminati Neophyte at the age of 28 due to her impressive range of abilities; some Illuminati members believe she will be the next woman promoted to Knight status)
- James Franco (actor and director)
- Kevin Spacey (actor, director, screenwriter, and producer)
- Simon Cowell (there are many rumors about Cowell, rumors that come from within the Illuminati itself; it seems likely that Cowell is playing a far more significant role within the New World Order than many believe, perhaps a long-term task handed to him by the Grand Masters)
Jim Morrison is a covert agent for the Illuminati.
Only a handful of women have ever reached the higher ranks of the Illuminati. In general, women occupy the very lowest Illuminati rank, that of handmaidens. Handmaidens carry out menial tasks such as making the tea and sandwiches at Illuminati meetings. Many handmaidens also act as body slaves to the Illuminati Knights, serving them sexually when requested.
Despite their low status, Illuminati handmaidens receive the same amount of support and social furtherance as Illuminati Knights. Some handmaidens are given more complex tasks, including infiltration (see Katie Holmes) and, in extreme cases, assassination.
- Tyra Banks
- Miranda Kerr (supermodel and Orlando Bloom’s personal “wife”/body slave; Bloom apparently won Kerr while playing poker with Illuminati Knight Laurence Fishburne)
- Heidi Klum
- Lady Gaga (unconfirmed and only a rumor; Gaga uses blatant Illuminati symbolism but her membership has not been confirmed; she may possibly be a handmaiden candidate)
- Kylie Minogue
- Kate Bush (English singer-songwriter; Bush, born in 1958, is the Arch Lady charged with organizing the Illuminati Handmaidens)
- Rihanna (according to a reliable source, Rihanna has been fast-tracked by the Illuminati; she is likely to rise to neophyte status soon, if she isn’t a neophyte already)
- Tim Gunn (fashion consultant and TV personality; the only gay male celebrity handmaiden, now too old to be a body slave for anyone except Queen Elizabeth)
- Sarah Michelle Gellar (actress famous for playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer and for a cinematic lesbian kiss with Selma Blair)
- Mila Kunis (rumored member only; like Lady Gaga, she is probably a handmaiden candidate)
- Celine Dion
- Katie Holmes (in 2005, Holmes was tasked with infiltrating the Church of Scientology, an organization despised by the Illuminati; she courted and married Tom Cruise, a leading figure in Scientology, remaining as his wife for five years; it is said that Holmes will certainly become an Illuminati Knight in the future, a more than justifiable reward for having tolerated Tom Cruise for so long)
Katie Holmes, a famous Illuminati agent within the Church of Scientology.
Celebrity Illuminati Members List: Notable Omissions
You may be surprised to see some names not included on this list of current celebrity Illuminati members.
American rapper Jay Z, for example, is often highlighted by the media as an Illuminati member. But like many celebrities, particularly those in rap and hip hop culture, Jay Z has developed a persona using Illuminati symbolism simply because he believes it make him seem powerful and “cool.” But he is not — and almost certainly never will be — a member of the Illuminati.
Barack Obama is perhaps another notable absentee. In truth, only two U.S. Presidents (both now deceased) have ever been Illuminati members. The majority of U.S. Presidents are nothing but puppets, with less famous Illuminati members pulling their strings from the shadows.
Am read to join
THE illumantie is really understanding and lets you live life
Hiding in plain sight
FUCK ILLUMINATI , Worthless….
I don´t really trust the Illuminati, because they are so secretive about everything. Something tells me that their agenda is not really THAT nice 😉 – acording to David Icke the Illuminati are ruled by aliens, by REPTILIAN aliens. I don´t know if that´s true, but it wouldn´t surprise. The world is so crazy that THAT is also possible…they also say that they are luciferians and drink human blood and even eat babies. I am not sure about the claim that they eat babies, it seems to crazy to believe. But luciferians? I think that is possible, because we always see their puppets like Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga and so on do satanic gestures. BUT it´s possible that that guy Lucifer is not so bad as people believe, but that´s another story ;)…….
Wow…this is interesting..do u have to have money and be famous to become a luminati member?
No, you do not need to have money or be famous to become a member of the Illuminati. The Order has many different levels, and people are allowed to join — or may be actively recruited — due to having specific talents. And let me say something important: not all of these famous Illuminati members were famous when they joined the Illuminati. Some gained their wealth and fame because they were already Illuminati members.
Am just a 20years old now,nd i dont want to waist my talent as a footballer,i want to become a star like lionel messi did,i want everybody to know m all over the world….pls how can u help m out..am afraid i dont av money in hand
Km ready to join illuminati…. but how can I join it???
Have you people read there guidelines all these dumb short phrases are masters are looking for certain things as for my self i am convinced that this is the way to go im smart intelligent and have good ideas and wiling to do anything as i am told i just started looking into and learning the ways of the illuminati and i hve a long way to go but i do not have a pc but ps4 i will be making a new contact source here shortly i was wondering how to contact them in order to join im not rich or anything like that but i have been conduct my own little tests on people and they are stupid witch is good im very impressed with everything i have seen and learned so is there other means of getting in contact with someone anyways back to learning the ways of your glorious group victory is soon at hand for this global take over hopefully i will hear back from you thank you for your time
A lot of people don’t understand the price you pay for joining the illuminati. Number one you are forced to give up your soul. Number two, you will be programmed to do whatever they want to do. And number three, you will lose everything you hold most dear, family, friends, religious beliefs. They will subject you to a system of controls and checks that you will not be able to escape from. I personally doubt that the handmaidens enjoy their job being glorified prostitutes. I don’t know about you, but I would rather be poor and have no one controlling my life every single day and do whatever I want at night than be in the illuminati and have my life dictated for me
First of all you are correct my brother the Illuminati they are devil worshipers they serve the Sun Goddess they worship signs these people promise to make you rich and famous in the forest doing is sending your soul straight to hell so believe in the Illuminati you have to understand something there is a God because the devil is alive and well
Theres nothing special about me. I had a crappy childhood, raped, molested grew up as a ward of the state. I have been married 30 years, I have sinned many times. I am already losin everythin I have. I would like to have a talent like sing. I was a PI for years and am very observate of everything around me. I have pretty much gven up on life. My husband has been laid off–I have 2 drug addicted sons. It would be nice to live a different easier life. To have food and know I am not going to lose my home. To take a vacation. What do you really gain if your nobody.
Wow these comments are surreal ”
You must be a Leader not a Follower!