Here are 50 things to do when you’re bored at home, including things to do alone, with friends, at night, online, with your sister or boyfriend or whatever, really.
Before you continue, please note that neither StudioKnow nor the author accepts any responsibility whatsoever for any injuries or arrests caused by the following suggestions. On a more positive note, if you do end up in hospital and/or jail, at least you’ll be getting out of the house, which is one way to cure boredom.
If you’re under 18, this isn’t for you. You should probably be outside pulling wings off insects.
50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home
- Try to climb through all the rooms in your home without touching the floor
- Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
- Shave your pets
- Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
- Start a free blog on WordPress or Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
- Email an ex girlfriend or boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
- Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s sake. Don’t have any books? We recommend Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce
- Create an upside-down room. Choose a room and take a few photos of it. Then, invert the entire room by sticking all of the things on the floor up on the ceiling and vice versa. Don’t forget to invert any framed pictures. You will need a drill, nails and lots of glue
- Join the Church of Satan
- Get drunk and forget
- Try to head-butt the ceiling
- Build a match rocket. Then supersize it
- Snort a line of coffee
- Increase your hand-eye coordination by throwing kitchen knives at the wall
- Try to completely seal a room in your house. Once sealed, run a hose into the room and fill it with water. Swim
- Ask a profound question in the comments box below. Wait for a response
- Join the Illuminati
- Learn how to moonwalk. Because there’s nothing cooler than someone who can moonwalk:
- Eat a cardboard box
- Change your Facebook relationship status to the opposite of what it normally is. Wait for “friends” to question your status
- Dress up like a burglar and try to break in to your own home
- Sign-up for a StreetWars assassination tournament
- Put every single item you (and your family) own on eBay. Sell it all and go live in the Amazon rainforest
- Contemplate the infinite nature of the universe until you go completely mad
- Write a poem of no more than four lines and post it in the comments box below. Wait until you receive an honest critical response (alternatively, post it on the StudioKnow Facebook page and see if anyone ‘Likes’ it…)
- Play the drums. Hit “V” repeatedly until you cry
- Create the following text or email: “You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.” Send it to all of the appropriate contacts in your address book and wait for the responses to roll in
- Try to move an object using the power of your mind
- Buy a Roswell soil sample or one of many other stupid things available online
- Try to make yourself cry like they do in the movies. If you succeed, go outside and sit in the street and cry and see if anyone asks if you’re OK
- Make a nest and hibernate until something interesting happens
- Become invisible
- Shave your head and reinvent yourself
- Pretend you’re a construction worker and shout lewd comments at strangers as they walk past your house. If they respond or look flattered, invite them in for “coffee”
- Make a giant banner advert stating something like “Free Sex Here. No Fee, No Questions.” Hang it outside a window facing the street. Wait
- Set a new world record for the biggest matchstick model. The current record is a one-ton oilrig. Try to build something more interesting like Guantanamo Bay or Megan Fox
- Roll up a carpet or rug so it looks big enough to hold a human body. Take it outside to your front lawn, put it down, and start digging a big hole. If you see a neighbor staring at you, give them a cold look and mouth the words “You’re next”
- Buy a tiger
- Answer serious questions that idiots have posted on Yahoo Answers
- List 10 things that you hate about each of your friends and acquaintances. Email them the list. Wait
- Make an anonymous threatening letter by cutting out words from a newspaper. Send it to your enemy
- Fail a series of intelligence tests here, here, here and here (you need to give your email address for the last one)
- Call random people on the phone and try to sell them imaginary products, like moon glue and weightless gold
- Scream, shout and run around until you pass out on the floor
- Climb inside your freezer and see how long you can survive
- Create a planet or explore the galaxy at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
- Try to perfect the art of counting seconds accurately
- Cover yourself with fake blood and lie on the sidewalk outside your house. See if anyone gives a shit
- Do a Google search for “test subjects needed” or “volunteers needed” (with quotation marks). Volunteer for everything
- Share your own boredom-killing ideas in the comments box below and do yourself and the whole world a favor
- Bonus: We have a second boredom-busting article called 50 Things to Do When You’re Bored Online. It’s brilliant.
More Fun Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home — As Suggested By Readers!
Yep, within the dark depths of the comments section below, some readers have offered their own ideas of fun things to do when you’re bored at home. Here are some of the best (and just plain weird) suggestions. My comments are in [….]:
- Staple your nut sack to your chin and do sit ups
- Call up a fast food restaurant and ask if you can take their order
- Run out on the road at night and howl like a wolf at the moon
- Sit naked in your cat’s litter box and try to cry [this comment was left by someone calling himself Rapist, which explains a lot]
- Draw a giraffe
- Run into a store and ask someone what year it is; when they answer, run out screaming “By God, it worked!”
- Hop on one foot for 2 minutes
- Sit on your roof at night with a flashlight, and then spotlight everyone that drives by [if they stop, tell them to “move along” in an authoritative voice]
- Stick your head out the window and throw Skittles at people yelling “TASTE THE FRICKIN RAINBOW!”
- Try to climb up a door frame while wearing socks
- Using a stopwatch, see how long it takes you to run around your whole house
- Empty your cupboards, fridge and freezer, then mix it all together and eat it
- Draw faces on your thumbs and have a conversation with them! [this is probably a good way to recognize a latent multiple personality disorder]
- Build a fort! [I did this when I was a kid, and would quite happily do it again as an adult]
- Adopt a kid named Luke and tell him you’re his father
- “I spent 40 minutes reading the whole comments section and I thought it was hilarious!” [in other words, read the 2,500+ comments below — it’s quite a ride…]
- Grow a pet Tickle Me Plant from seeds and watch how it moves like an animal when tickled [I had no idea what the hell this meant until I Googled it — and it’s pretty awesome]
- Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement
- Go down the stairs in a laundry basket! [another childhood classic that adults should do more often, especially after a few drinks]
You Are No Longer Bored Shitless. You’re Welcome
Well there you have it, 50 things to do when you’re bored at home. If you are still bored then you are probably just a boring and unimaginative person anyway, in which case there’s not a lot anyone can do to help. Sorry.
One last thing: if these ideas helped you pass a few minutes, please share this article on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit etc. Hell, you’ve obviously got nothing better to do, and think of all those bored people out there waiting to be enlightened
Alternatively, head on over to the awesome StudioKnow Facebook Page and… um… ask a question or something. Or just “Like” it, whatever really.
skate in the snow
hello i all ways get bored and i go on websites like this
and one of them said make your own pet rocks come on rocks pet
noooo never happening girl NEVER
That made no sence
Learn how to spell sense.
I believe this deserves a spot on Tumblr
I agree that was really weird and stupid I would not waste my time for that
Well tickle my an*s and call me samantha
Go in your pool if you have one
because I do I’m going in my pool see ya later
I did ALL of these. they all were fun! 😉
Yeah why would he swear
hi i like your commet i all reddy have 2 pet rocks
sdilfjasldf YOUR A DUMBASS
u arent suppose to like it!
Shake, oh Shake, I am so very bored.
Shake, oh Shake, will you buy me a Ford?
Shake, oh Shake, I’ve hit rock bottom.
Have you been outside? It feels like autumn!
Well that’s a groovy little poem. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, but the grooviness level makes up for it.
Studio Rating: 3.356488 out of 10
I give it a 2.1624353728 out of 15
I would give it a 9 out of 15
I would give it a 143.9 out of 1
that was dum. poo face of the world
whatever. i liked it. it made my day.
NEITHER DOES YOUR WEBSITE!!!!!!
I give it 3.1415926 out of 15
I wasn’t sure how to comment. No, I’m not very technologically advanced, but at least I can spell. Anyways, here’s my poem.
My name’s Pickle
I like to eat pickles
If I married Harry Potter,
He would be Harry Pickle.
Just think about that.
Anyways, I will never change my last name. I’m making my future husband change his last name because chances are his last name will suck eggs compared to mine.
I’ll give your poem a 10.
On the pH scale
’cause that shit was basic as hell
lol thats a good one
i give it pi (3.141592…) out of 4 🙂
that was the best poem everrr :’D im proud of who ever u are
lisa is doing activity number 25 on the list above. by the way, i actually did some of these and they were sooooo retarded. except the on where u dig a hole with the rug that looks like a person… i REALLY freaked my neighbor out!
Shake, oh Shake, I am so very bored.
Shake, oh Shake, I won’t buy you a Ford.
Shake, oh Shake, you HAVE hit rock bottom.
I have been outside! It’s hotter than autumn!!
#YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG. Oh ya, p.s. this website didn’t help but thanks for making me laugh….I guess?
that right girl or boy
16 year old girl
I am not bored any more just from reading these insane Ideas it would be really cool to try them but ya I’m not loco
oh yes u r u just dont knw how loco u r till u try it
He has a point
i would so buy a tiger or like get a rug and bury it while death staring the people watching 😀
go on unknown websites and correct spelling mistakes they’ve made
thees 50 things to do when your bored are more like 50 things to do to get bored. 😛
I’m loving this website seriously!!
This is my poem.
I am cool
I just texted(/replied!!) to my ex!
I know he will take ages to reply!!!! ahahahaah
That’s a poem? Um….
Studio Rating: 0.00005684 out of 10
mate your being to generous
You’re and too
There should be a few more zero’s in there
solid 0 out of 10
Try see how long it takes you to run around your whole house using a stopwatch
Love that one !! Took me 2 minutes and 17 seconds lol
Nope I didn’t misread that as ‘while eating a stopwatch’ nope not at all =n=
Go to sleep or get friends over
Shave off all your hair
Dig a hole
Get in the Hole
Cover yourself in the hole
Run around yourhouse naked
Watch a porno
Take mad shits
Try to eat yourself 😀
Anyone up for the shift???#desperate!
that’s what I wouldn’t do I would rather listen to songs while drawing or making up my own dance steps or chillig with my friends or read a book or play games with my siblings
OK if they are all going to be stupid I will come up with one
Empty your cupboards fridge and freezer than mix It all together and eat it
Smash all the windows in your house
Walk around town and invite random people into your house and throw a massive party
This is the shittest website I have ever read and seen, kill yaself.
Why is there no sexual options/ideas huh? im a very horny bored person right now f**k you’s!!!!
Can’t you think of any sexual options on your own? That should be pretty damn easy to be honest….
if you’re bored…read all the comments
There are some dumb things on the comments.Eat a cardboard box?Very dumb.Do something nice for your parents. Make some paper stars snowflakes or anything and hang them on your ceiling.If you have some homewirk do that then. Play some pranks on your siblings.Make a lemonade stand or cupcake stand.Do something useful.
are u sure ur not eating cardboard boxes?, they dont tast half bad actually… im eating one now
XD Hmmm… I wonder what cardboard tastes like… Let’s go find out lol
i tried eating my frosted flakes box
cardboard tastes like egg mayonase
ikr? they are very tasty and good for your bones and help keep a strong and healthy matabulism.
Also low in calories and polyunsaturated fatty acids. Cardboard is basically a superfood.
look at all your guys’ spelling mistakes in these replies/ comments for instance……
matabulism and tast and homewirk ETC. ETC.
@L3XIKAT19 nobody cares. stop being a douche bag. thanks.
Do you really think that someone would really write something “useful” like do the dishes or feed your pet? This site is “50 Things to do when you are bored at home” not “50 Uselful Things to do when you are bored at home”.
spelling mistake *useful*
It’s called humor. 🙂
What if u’r mormon?
not a moron but a mormon
Simple- Don’t do the ones Mormons aren’t allowed to do, as the Word of Wisdom says!
Yes. I’m a very bored Mormon rn.
then lets all be morons for just one day 🙂
Well its suck if your a Morman because you can’t do anything in life, so go f**k yourself. And good day to you sir.
But doing dumb things like eating a cardboard box is a lot more fun than doing something useful. And plus, they dont taste half bad, this one tastes like chicken 😉
oh, I got another good idea! LEARN HOW TO SPELL
Dats dum speling iss fore loosrs
wtf is your problem? I don’t see anything that they spelled wrong.
first of all the word homewOrk and you take all the fun out of it
Cardboard is ish, ill eat it though just to end my boredom
I Get Much Bored When i do my homework .-.
some pretty cool thing to do when youre fuckin’ bored…
ok o.k o.k o.k o.k b:) o.k o.k o.k o.k o.k <3
I did it took ages but i did it lol
One summers day,
We looked at this page,
We didn’t have to pay,
And we’re doing the 25th stage.
PS.Cardboard tastes great
Your poem is mediocre, but I like you. I don’t know why I like you, but I do. And you like eating cardboard, which probably makes you quite popular with 80 percent of the people here. Bizarre.
That’s the spirit!
The exam bell rings,
I haven’t written a thing,
I look down to my pen,
And see this is the end.
“Hand it over”
the examiner says,
and my heart begins to beat slower and slower,
I take my last breath.
but still I sit.
I failed horribly,
and now I must take this all honestly:
I should have worked,
instead I sat on a computer and flunked.
that’s awesome, you should get it published 🙂
I should really ban it for being over the four line maximum, but it is a decent poem I guess.
Studio Rating: 4.80001354 out of 10
I say I am bored
You say that’s not true
But really it is
There’s nothing to do.
I’ve gone outside
And I’ve sniffed a tree
I’ve sat on the floor
And licked my knee
I’ve stood on my head
And counted to ten
I tried meditation
It’s as phony as zen
I called the white house
And couldn’t get through
Does that finally prove
There’s nothing to do?
Its supposed to be four lines, Idiot.
Yep, well over the four-line limit. At the risk of encouraging such reckless behavior, I shall be lenient and rate the poem….
Studio Rating: 3.8888 out of 10
but it was amazing
Honestly that one could be published it’s a good poem. I dont think he’s an idiot cause it wasn’t four lines. Any Einstein could see that haha.
That comment is only 1line…
This one is
so we are not hypocrites…..idiot
YOU CANT STAND ON YOUR HEAD
you can,im a gymnast (level 10)
you can stand on you’re head, i can,im a gymnast (level 10)
I’m Dragon Born level 50, you can’t stand on your head.
…..why would you lick your knee..? was it apple flavored? cuz that actually doesnt sound so bad. I’d lick my knee if it were apple flavored….
YOUR A POTATO!!
not all freakin poems have to rhyme! and that was 4 stanzas not 4 lines.
the turtle stares at me
i take it and throw it
it doesnt stare at me anymore
its stupid i know but i did have a stuffed animal turtle that was staring at me and i throw it. it hit my lil sis. lol. 😀
I have a little did that states at me… I threw it and she hit my stuffed turtle….haha
I liked it
even though it’s over the 4 line recommendation, i really enjoyed the poem, entertaining and humorous, thank you for helping me pass the time somewhat.
That was really good x I liked it even tHough it was over the line limit xx
Damn, that’s a lot of love for the Anonymous Banana’s overly long poem. Good for you.
thats actually a really good poem!
this was the worst poem i have ever seen in my entire life….and also i did your mom.
thats dumb. i highly doubt that. if a sex addict didnt want what makes u think her mom wants u
ahahah story of my life !!!
That’s talent rite there
Bored, bored, bored
bored, bored, bored
bored, bored, bored
bored, bored, adored
very original.. i wonder how many stumble upon this site.
i think i can tick this one off the list 🙂
are you on
Well I tryed the free sex thing and I had sex with 18 guys and 12 girls we humped but it felt good ang I put the fake blood on noone gave a shit so. Oh I also did the thing woth the carpet I almost got suwed ha
I was about to say I’ve seen this poem at least 5 times in the last 1,800 comments, but then I noticed the final word. So thanks for being original.
Studio Rating: 1.0003654 out of 10
When im bored,
i balance a pillow on my head,
but then i get tired,
so i just go to bed
Lmao Thats Good Job Mate!!
Lol thats funny
Well Auddie and Shellzz seem to like your poem, so I guess it’s half decent…
Studio Rating: 3.353648888 out of 10
Kinda random, but it DOES follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern:P
so bored i am checking out sites on what to do when u r bored
im so bored that im checking out sites what to do when your bored,but now im sooooooooo bored about doing this now….. so im just going to stare at a wall, so im sooooooooooooooooo bored….
paint a pretty picture on the wall and then see who notices
Me too… I feel so so bored…
You guys are making me sad. Well, I tried to help.
I had a cat named Tom
He died yesterday
What a bad bad cat he was
Did you kill him?
Studio Rating: Scared
lets do it! :p
Well that was easy…
i’ll have it with ya
Are you a pirate?
i no its not 4 lines but what use think
Almost had a psychic girlfriend,
But then she left me b4 we met a suspect that as 1 we woulda been perfect,
Go 2 heaven 4 the climate, n hell 4 the company,
Dear middle finger, thanx 4 stickin up 4 me,
A didn’t wana do this, a shouldn’t have 2 go there,
But if a have 2 walk up in ur shoes am boldly goin nowhere,
Am rootin 4 the underdog, n takin on u giants,
ODDacity, a.k.a david, ur goliath,
Al leave ya with an injury, career within a bawhair,
Welcome 2 ma world, psychological, warfare,
Bitches in a heep, go hard go deep,
Al stick it up her wrong 1, n put her ass 2 sleep,
A talent that is limitless, record says am breakin it,
Don’t have 2 give respect 2 me, I’m the cunt who’s takin it,
Am lookin out 4 me, am not hearin wot u speak 2 me,
I’m free of all prejudice, I hate u all, equally! (8) oh aye
I like this.
So far you have one “I like this” and one “trash.” Sorry, but I’m siding with trash.
Studio Rating: 1.00054 out of 10
dude you should totaly make that a rap.
oh it was too long for me to even read that!
Omg that’s awesome.
Why would anyone do any of these stupid crazy things
The IQ test is fuckin’ long.. – Then you have to pay $9 something to get the results ! I was just bored, and I actually did maths for that . x
I posted that, and this at 05:27 am .. not 9:26pm x
i borred than u lot …
like im soo borred m going to my balcony and secreaming out ramom things and if anyone answers me i will invite them in for cofee
Which one do you have to pay for? That sucks, I’ll take it down.
Yellow, green, blue, pink
Look at the colors of the highlighter
Beans are good for your heart
And they make you feart!!
I’m guessing you are either 7-years-old or you’ve been smoking some serious shit.
Studio Rating: 2.3543564 out of 10
sometimes you are kinda rude.
i like it
try to spell fart right!
That awkward moment when I passed all of the intelligence tests…
My mom got six on the second. I got thirteen 😉
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
Cos we’re all a little bit stupid. And the norms of society are even more stupid than we are as individuals.
theres no such thing as normal
What if the universe started just now and all our memories are just, well… memories… not real.
Ummm… wow I feel so unaccomplished…
sometimes i think that way like what if life isn’t real and we just dream the entire time
Then we’d have no reason to feel guilty or embarrassed about anything. Awesome.
I think that all the time
what if life was all a dream?
HORRIBLE but GREAT at the same time
What if like people posted random dumb crap and it was well….just random dumb crap
*me- looking up all the answers to the intelligence tests on google on a separate tab*
laying on the floor,
the wall falls down,
out i cry
MOTHER IS HERE!
Worse than poor.
Studio Rating: 0.0036587 out of 10
i would have thought u have a negative score for him oh well :/
Ur being too generous, dude! I say negative 1000000000000000000000000000000000000
no it needs to be negative infinity
This my profound question:
If I run into a wall, then I am in the wall. Thus, I am a ghost. Or is the wall a ghost. Also, if I run into it, it seems to have a 2 sided dimensional analysis, like the Dark Side of the Moon. But what does this mean? Does it mean there will someday soon be a zombie apocalypse? My scientific answer is:
i once had socks
but then i lost them
so i bought new ones
they are gray socks
i spent hours doing this
wow u r stupid bad poem btw
Incredibly bad. But thanks for playing.
Studio Rating: 0.5555555 out of 10
when im bored i do a suduko
im not very good at suduko
i always give up
im still bored
Yeah… also incredibly bad.
Studio Rating: 0.5555555 out of 10
jumped on the watermelons
That’s awesome. Pure Gold, Man.
Pure gold indeed.
Studio Rating: 1.684 out of 10
type your name on google and the first picture you c (of a person) is you in 10 years
OMG I look HOT in ten years…
I really hope I look like that in 10 years
I look like my mom and dad hugging in 10 years?! WTF?! GROSS!!!
Omg they were mug shots :O
what did i do to deserve this OMG
i never hurt anyone…. yet
I have better 50 things to do when ur bored than that. These are so stupid! Ur basically destroying ur house!
Then why’d you google, “Things to do when you’re bored?”
Exactly. But then I’m guessing Lily is about 5 years old.
I was lookin’ for more helpful advice..
(published Saturday the 29th of December 2012, at 05:30 am) – Precisely x
You should do touch typing lessons and tests on-line. x
(29th December 2012 – 05:34am) x
What the fuck am I doing with my life
can you be my best friend? I like your personality lol
I probably can’t, but thanks for the offer.
I am writing a poem becouse I’m bored
sended hot messages, havend scored 🙁
walking around in a predator costume
but you don’t want to know that, I assume
It’s good to know you’re trying to entertain yourself using our suggestions. Even if that means we have to read your half-assed poem.
Studio Rating: 0.3654 out of 10
Your the studio writer and your as rude as a turd, at least these people have read your dumb ass website so give them the credit that they have replied and do something better with your life than making a stupid website!
I promise to give an “honest critical response.” If that means I must be “as rude as a turd,” then so be it.
ok… no offence, but the studio writer is funny, entertaining and kind. These poems are such crap. You, on the other hand, are annoying, ruder than them and ruining the website for everyone.
I don’t actually mean all that, I just wanted to go on a rant at someone and you were an easy target.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kiss my bum
All poems beginning with “roses are red” are automatically disqualified (see earlier comments).
comment my poem, mate.
Bored to dead
while sitting in my bed
wonder why, this site don’t mention “masterbate”.
Hahahahahahha ! !
Terrible. And “self-pleasure” has been mentioned many times in earlier comments. But thanks for playing.
Studio Rating: 0.0000364 out of 10
I’ll be in my lab, bathing in paste.
That’s a beautiful image. Thanks.
How do you whistle?
Like a kettle.
Gettin, very bored,
I hate what ?? said to us
You next out the door.
Hey , excuse me, but this idiotic thing is not helping and will never i’m a boy and next do something with ur creativity. 🙁 Oh, i feel so sorry, i’m N’aa’ofu’s sister, Demi Lovato, sorry he’s been too angry
he’s been very angry because of the person that wrote the 50 things to do when ur bored, 🙂 i feel so sorry 4 u’s . 🙂 hahahah 😀
So bored of being bored
Boreder of Boredest of bored
Im a bored persob. Rawr.
Studio Rating: 0.00000354646468 out of 10
i luagh almost every time i read this poem
draw faces on your thumbs & have a conversation with them!
Vagagae a**hole. That is all.
im going to go jackoff to blonde lesbian porn
Well have fun, and don’t forget to lock the door.
yup you really do seem like best friend material with comments like that.
I like my dog
But not because I shave her
Because I don’t yo
Is she a Peruvian Hairless Dog? Those things are brilliant.
joyous it is to be bored
cant say ive ever snored
as much as i do when im floored
by the wolds cruel ward
oh how great it is to be free
cant say i can feel my knee
think i might have to pee
and i just farted
Beautiful yet innane at the same time. Priceless.
Studio Rating: 3.3521 out of 10
try to run yourself over with a bike my chasing yourself in a circle with the bike like a dog does with its tail – if you have a dog make it do it with you and it will be even funnier
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
You all suck eggs! Hehehehehe
I kinda aced one of the IQ tests.
Make a bucket list. Then, check bucket list off of your bucket list.
Build a fort!
That’s a good one. I used to love doing that when I was a kid. Might go build a fort right now.
I took my brother and my sister’s blankets and pillows and made my whole room a pillow fort and was in it for 5 hours.
Here is a poem
Studio Writer is great,
I forgot the date,
I think I am late,
Chicken tasting cardboard.
My own rating is terrible. Please rate it and tell me your opinion. U people say the funniest crap
You’re right, it is terrible.
Studio Rating: 1.0000008484 out of 10
Ive already did number one lol
Make a rap or some shit. Or try to break a world record or somethin
I need to go pee
This is unneeded info
So I’ll go pee now
Perhaps the worst haiku I’ve ever read. Congratulations.
Studio Rating: 1.3564 out of 10
that does not make any sense
1.play on the cumputer
4. do somthing when your bored i am so i go on youtube and type what to do when your bored and more things
number 2. i am a boy
u idiot. join the church of satan ??? really !!!
its just a suggestion u dingy
Yeah, you big old dingy.
I love the backup i get on certain web pages and forums 🙂
create a spud launcher, and shoot at bikers on the street? 😛
took off my bra…
i dont know why
lets have sex
omg itS A POEM TOO
Rubbish. But I do quite like the bra removal image (call me old fashioned).
Studio Rating: 1.684 out of 10
Why is murdering a 40 year old woman illegal but abortion isn’t??
Oh no. Not the abortion question. Anyone want to answer that?
I’m in! The answer is: People are stupid.
I’d like to answer that. The answer to this great question is. . . People are stupid.
the baby is not yet born, and therefore we must question if it is an actual “human” and if it has human rights, as it is not yet fully developed into an actual “human”.
Thats right, i just killed the whole humour on this page. Sorry guys.
Don’t worry mynameisliam, it was Geni who killed the mood. You just kicked the corpse.
When i`m bored I search google for wierd and wonderful things. Try searching for MRS CALORIFIC and look at the images…….
I like to search Wikipedia for cannibals.
i am a retarded lizard i like 2 eat other peoples poop i RRROOOCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is so gross
Look at your cat eat paper
what to do when your bored
1.go on cumputer
your discusting i am not your friend i canot wait till you move i hope you never had sex but i guess u did your duscusting
Do you two know each other? Sounds like you just decided to have an argument in my comments section.
I am doing something that is weird but I try to build a reading place in my room or a little place and it is so hard
Make a club house out of blankets and flashlights.
A club house? That’s very high society.
i hate the entire human race
not 4 lines but whatever :3
Not the most uplifting poem I’ve read this week. But whatever.
Studio Rating: 3.9 out of 10
Breathing in the snowflakes
Now that’s more like it! Even my grandmother would find that uplifting, and she’s dead.
Studio Rating: 5.9 out of 10
Life is a game that is hard to win
Unexpected end just like it begins
Love is the same but has more pain
Rendered by a love1,lover or friend
you stole that from the song A Team
jessie is right. stolen from ed sheeran. listen to The A-team by ed sheeran and like the first line says that
Ah, well spotted! Complete and total disqualification. You bad, bad person.
im writing a poem
i dont know why
ohh maybe because non of you
do it right
you only live once
so bump into a wall
walk naked in the mall
pretend to be human bee
and jump off your balcony
when im confused
i think of goose
when im all clear
i think of beer
i live for me
not for you
think what you like
i’ll still do what i do
i didnt know which one to put so i chose all of them :p
thats a song….
When I get bored
A drink I pour
I tip my cup
And thank the Lord
Now that’s a sensible little poem. Thanks.
Studio Rating: 4.369369936 out of 10
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Depends on two things:
1) the size and physical strength of the woodchuck
2) how much the woodchuck is being paid to chuck wood
Just act drunk in front of cops and have you’r clothing old and stinky.
You’ll go to jail…
Or another thing to do is just practice talking backwards,if that’s too boring,make up a game.
this is hilarious! i actually tried to head butt the ceiling!
heres how ot head butt the ceiling get a ladder and stand at the top of it and jump hopefully u hit the ceiling
Give in to your evil side
cry when your terrified
laugh when others are in pain
say the lords name in vain
then question your actions
Give in to your good side
manifest the anger into your pride
accept everyone that is lame
and question your actions
Find your true self
good or evil
plain and simple
Sounds like something a Jedi Knight would write.
Studio Rating: 4.55 out of 10
The Bored Poem
This might be abit boring,
But its better then listening to snoring,
Try balancing a pillow on your head,
It may make you tired so go to bed,
Try spinning around until you feel sick,
You would only do this if your thick,
Try staring at something for a a while,
Then make a avatar and call them kyle,
I know this poem was a waste of your time,
But i think its good enough for a dime.
Good enough for a dime, perhaps. A waste of my time, maybe. But thanks all the same.
Studio Rating: 3.00005 out of 10
Thanks.I broke my ankle and i am really board. 😀
The only thing I wanna do before I die is die. I have no other ambitions.
I love to invent
To build and create
But by nighttime I’m spent
And my ideas go to waste
I guess that’s what I get
For sitting on the computer all day.
I know the feeling.
Studio Rating: 3.0114477 out of 10
Why dont we all just die an a hole. That would be fun. Anyway, just to let you know, i am going to make a human centipede.
Why don’t u peoples just go bake something or how about getting off the stinkin computer! der
My dad is cooking i can’t
I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
THANKS TO YOU I BROKE MY
Sorry. Get well soon.
if you are that person who made the idea that broke that lady’s leg,then i’m gonna have to say that you are a pretty bad person.
I am the person who wrote something stupid that some other person read and — perhaps — considered to be a good idea. This is a grey area. But I am a pretty bad person, you’re right.
Haaaa. These things are outrageous. Guess thats the point but I don’t want to go to jail.
Studio writer, yes you, strange man
For you – I’ve got a question or two.
Studio write, yes you, strange man
What is the career that you pursue?
Let us see your skills , reply with a four line poem! Challenge accepted?
I’m sorry, my dear, but I’m the boss round here,
Not slave to the whims of Rebeccas and Tims.
Strange I may be, but I’m eternally free —
I pursue no career, my career pursues me…
Ha! I like your style Studio. What is the career that pursues you? I would assume not replying to Rebecca’s and Tims all day.
I’m a writer, if you really want to know. But I have many alter-egos in my role as a professional scribe.
My Rating: 7.76593841000 out of 10. Nicely done.
Younger me had a dream
To explore the universe
Now it seems dim
Cause I gotta get up from the couch first
Ah, an ode to apathy! Maybe you should try remote viewing, that way you could explore the universe without leaving your couch:
Studio Rating: 4.2999999 out of 10
Early April fools? (Xx run around naked, do meth, play chicken in traffic, dive into cement , write a song and use an amplifier to share it with the world , get a job , tame a polar bear , ride a giraffe , adopt a kid named luke and tell him you’re his father (x
justin beiber is a fag
my poem sucks dick
my life seems to drag
i ate cardboard and said ick
lol jk cardboard is mai crack
I agree with your first line. I also agree with your second line. I have no opinion about your third and final lines. But go easy on the cardboard, friend, that stuff can send you crazy mad….
Studio Rating: Sucks d*ck (or approximately 0.0069)
make a 4-line poem
so Studio Writer says
but now i’m stucked with rhythm -ium
ergo below 5 marks it will forever stay
Sadly, your poem is a long, long way away from 5 marks.
Studio Rating: 0.50000005 out of 10
Or going Mad?
Just eat dem Srooms,
Trips hella Rad.
Well, “dem srooms” be better than sniffing glue, so I guess that’s something.
Studio Rating: 1.00035684 out of 10
Tried me Once.
You’ve Tried me twice.
You’ll never quit.
Shit feels to nice.
Meths? Or fragrant oils?
Studio Rating: 1.3643564 out of 10
Definitely Fragrant oil’s, warm vanilla (:
Ah, warm vanilla! What a delight.
i hsve nothing to do
so i googled bored
now im writing a poem
and cant think of a last line to rhyme with bored.
thats prize worthy right there ._.
Sword rhymes with bored. As does lord. And whored.
Studio Rating: 0.000000001122458 out of 10
home bored. i tried moving my dog with my mind like Carrie, but he stared back and then layed down on the other side of the room. I played the climatic part of a horror movie really loud with the windows and doors open and ran through the house pretending I was a terrified character…noone came to save me. I have too much free time…
TESTICLES………..that is all..
my balls are against the wall..
my girlfriend thinks im very tall
i spend time wanting to blow up the mall
U r disgusting
I agree with you Sarah, Joshua is disgusting. And slightly dangerous, it seems.
Studio Rating: 2.354 out of 10
walk up to a stranger sit beside them hand them a piece of paper …tell them not to open it until you leave …the paper should have your next written on it and casually walk away
Contemplating what to have for breakfast?
Have been for the past two hours!
Will I have Eggs or Sausage or Toast.
Fuck it I will have Eggs and Sausage and Toast!!
hi guys im gay wanna dance
Studio Rating: 2 out of 10
sasuage is bacon DERP!!!!!
Will boredom stop bothering me,
So that i can stop and say “I am free”.
I guess there is no end at it nay,
And now the 4 line limit came by.
But oh to prevent a new comment i may,
Use two more lines and I’ll just say,
The world has 2 sides ya should really know,
One inside and the outside for you to explore.
Sorry for thy exceeding of limits.
Well, that’s quite a good effort Andrew. So thanks, and I’ll ignore the exceeding of limits.
Studio Rating: 5.35468 out of 10
Humble before the one you cove,
and especially the some you can’t.
Try to be the one they love,
and the hate they wish they shan’t.
Took me 45 mins. Not bored anymore! 😀
45 minutes?? Were you trying to scratch the words into solid rock?
Studio Rating: 2.2222 out of 10
Yo yo yo, what up dog
I just made a fire in summer with a log
I can’t see outside since there is so much fog
Do you guys know what’s a bog?
You have an excellent sense of rhythm, but your message seems confused. Interesting.
Studio Rating: 3.88894 out of 10
Do you celebrate national earmuff day
Of course! March 13 is one of my favorite days — I love earmuffs.
I have a profound question:
Are blondes really dumb? Are grey-eyed people considered intelligent? Why do we call blondes ‘dumb’?
Statistically, natural blondes are less intelligent than non-blondes. Grey-eyed people are considered intelligent, but most of them are aliens.
aand grey eyed people are wolves who howl ur face
To poke a bear with a stick
Or ride a horse while on bed
Silly things we’d think of
If our imagination stayed on
I like it, Tuna. It’s a whimsical little poem and a fitting tribute to the power of the imagination. Thanks.
Studio Rating: 7.465 out of 10
I hid the body, now what?
Put a dead dog on it so that in case someone comes, no one suspects anything. Wash your hands with hydrogen peroxide too, it cleans blood. Good luck!
Kill someone else in another part of the country. That should freak the police out. Then, put a I-pad on the victim, with this website on the screen. Destroy half of a cardboard box, and make it look like the victim ate the cardboard box. Than put the dead guy’s DNA on the second casualty and go back home.
Driving: extra 60 minutes.
Covering up: extra 230 minutes.
smoke weed if your bored
Bored…? Now what
Well I didn’t know what moderation meant so I googled it!
I now know a new Word!!!
If you don’t read this message it means you’re
1)Gay or Lezbian or Homo
3)Playing Video games
5)And …. That’s all I got
i think the answer is 2 and 3 and maybe 4
I’m number 1 haha;(
look up what your name means. it can be interesting… or very boring! my name means lorel.
Phone is vibrating and i on computer
phone is dying dont knw why yet
phone is stupid must throw out damn window
Me hopes phone is okay i didnt mean to hurts it feelings
Yes. Yes. A quite masterful depiction of our technological age and humanity’s overreliance on electronic methods of communication. Very good.
Studio Rating: 7.999999999999 out of 10
i thought it was funny at the time and decided to put up here and i dont like writing so thats a new record for me getting an almost 8
You should be proud. The average rating here is probably about 2 out of 10.
Look at websites that tell you things to do when you’re bored.
what is life?
life is a figment our our imagination.
life is a pigment of our degeneration
life is a giant piece of bacon
life is a fraudulent fabrication
I wake up in the morning,
Thinking what shall I do today?
And I go to sleep at night,
Thinking what have I done today.
Oh Sheryl, that’s depressing. If you haven’t done anything during the day, you should go to a bar or a club at night. Much better than sleeping.
Studio Rating: 1 out of 10
sometimes, I wonder, “what is life” all day,
then I think, life is where we work and play,
People have been thinking about think for so long,
Maybe we should just enjoy life, and go with it,
without wondering on.
Sorry its five lines instead of four 🙂
I’ve been drinking red wine all night, so that could have had an effect. But I quite like your little poem. It’s a bit jumbled, but so is life I guess.
Studio Rating: 4.97814867 out of 10
im gonna print this list out… check off all the things ill do… make a whole new list… I probably wont be bored by then but… then im gonna do all those things
especially the blood on the sidewalk one (even though no one gives a fuck about me)cuz I know how to make fake blood…
you have to take red food coloring, and put it in the microwave to dry it… it gets very messy so be careful and store it in a baggy
here is one: get a friend and one of those fake knives with the blunt blade that goes in and out make it look bloody as well as you or the friend and stab the “bloody” person outside. see if neighbors get scared and freak out.
its raining an im board,
i think my dog just threw up a toad,
its late at night,
and my leg has fell asleep
Threw up a toad? That’s one hell of an image.
Studio Rating: 1.9835 out of 10
ok when i went and clicked on the last iq test, it didn’t work. there was no link to take it…..
other than that most of your stuff was pretty helpful.
here’s my poem:
so i like this guy
and he likes me
but he think i hate him
but i really dont know why </3
Oh, that’s weird. Yeah, the link to the test has gone. I’ll leave it for a while to see if it comes back. Thanks.
As for the poem… I’d like to be positive, so I won’t say anything.
Studio Rating: 1.00376423 out of 10
this is just for you,studio writer:you never ever reply on my things that i write.why???
It took 2 months for him to reply to my poem 😛
Who knows how long it’ll take him to reply to this comment? o.O
About 20 minutes. I apologize to both of you. I moderate all comments on this particular article, which is impossible to do from a dirt-floor cell in a Siberian prison camp. I’m back home now, so things should start moving faster. First I need to shave off my beard and working on restoring my body mass.
When we question life, nature and all that is… We must ask ourselves, why are we so curious.
Little Bo peep
F*cked her sheep
they F*cked so nice
she did them twice
I think I’ve heard a version of this poem before. It’s pretty messed up.
Studio Rating: 1.365874 out of 10
i know it is not 4 line,but it just came to my mind:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Liam and Niall,
Harry and Lou,
Zayn has his mirror,
And I have my screen,
If you know what Im saying,
I must learn how to clean.
this is another one and it is 4 lines:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dear One Direction,
Its gotta be yo.
sorry I meant you not yo
Wow, you really love One Direction.
Studio Rating: 3.365874 out of 10
it starts with roses are red u said in one of ur earlier it would be disqualified
Yeah, sorry. It just feels like jodeci has so much love for One Direction. I didn’t have the heart to disqualify him/her/it. My bad.
ah okay srry bout that
um im sorry but cardboard tasts like shit
Try it with a pinch of salt and pepper. Makes all the difference.
Blahh i’m so freaking bored!! RAWR merpaderp.. Hey waz up i’m bored who are you? I LIKE PIZZA, CHOCOLATE PIE!!!!! ya i’m retarted… hey Giana is here too say hi!! HEYY PEOPLE, lol we are crazy, bored, and on a sugar rush so.. BLEHH POPTART TOASTER.. merp tired not really ah wells i like GLITTER lol. i like cats.. and dogs.. and birds.. OH LOOK A SQUIRRLE.. you people bored.. make a song or sing outloud till you get yelled at, LOL. SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl!! Party At My Place!! not really lol i wish…. meerrrppp… anyways sorry but if u post a rude comment.. I WONT CARE, know why?? Cause i do what i want when i want!! ohh ya boo ya ching chang walla walla bing bang!! lol i just wasted bout 10 minutes of your life!!!!
Wow, that must be more than just a sugar rush…..
i say like sugar explosion with alcohol on top of it
man u r bored!- welcome to da club! interesting reaction 2 a sugar rush though 🙂
hey yo wats up my peeps!! just chillin with justin bieber and harry styles! wat r u guys doin??
yo I be hangin with Prince Charles of the U. to the mudder frickin K. and his homeboy Snoop Dawg yo bitches.
oh nuthing just getting a manicure wid lady gaga!
I’ll be walking up a hill
Even though my name ain’t Jill.
What I’ll see on top
Hopefully wont make me hop or plop.
Hmmm, interesting. A crafty play on a classic rhyme. Nice.
Studio Rating: 5.354 out of 10
I feel like my hair has gone green
And i’m watching charlie sheen
I want to bang the queen
Without being seen
Extremely odd but I kind of like it. The idea of banging the queen without being seen is very intriguing.
Studio Rating: 3.687354 out of 10
Ok- round 2.
I like blobs
I like door knobs
I just drank some Cilit Bang
Im seeing Japan.
That’s even weirder than your first poem. Congratulations!
Studio Rating: 3.687312
my poem: there are birds flying around,i know i do not live in a hound and i’m bored as heck, but i love my neck.[i do not know how to do lines] :}
Poem: poor. Inability to do lines: troubling.
Studio Rating: 1.0006874 out of 10
i think that trying to put your self in a freezer and trying to see how long you could survive is a stupid idea becuase taking a chance of doing that could kill you.
now i know:
how to do lines :]
another poem by me:
i know that life is not a piece of cake
and i know that some people like to bake,
but what do you do when you are bored? play whith a plastic sword? or do you go outside and play a relay?
Well it rhymes OK, but it’s not exactly a classic.
Studio Rating: 2.3654 out of 10
there are butterflys fluttering,
they are so beautiful in the air,
all there beautiful colors on them we see,so peaceful and graceful.
Hmmm…. needs work. But you’re almost there.
Studio Rating: 2.3655 out of 10
Seriously, are you guys reading all the comments and correcting grammar errors?
Greetings to all other bored persons on this website.
— Anonymous, extremely bored, regular person 7,171,007,451
I cant think of a thing to do
Right now it’s very boring
I don’t have any ideas
So i’ll listen to the person next door, who is snoring.
Compact and well delivered, but lacking substance.
Studio Rating: 2.3687468 out of 10
what kinda satanic devil are you. seriously. illumnati????? the curch of satan??? go back to hell ’cause we dont need you.
Well that’s a very mean thing to say.
apparentlly hihs parents didnt raise him all that good
Do you mind? I find it very offensive when people discriminate against Satan and his evilness. He has the right to express his personality just like you
That’s a very noble and understanding point of view, ali. Satan does have a right to be heard. Even if he is the embodiment of all evil.
im still bored
This is what i like to do when im bored: i go on the interwebs and search wtf fun facts and read them. Its super interesting and fills your brain with knowedge
u just described hell
Welcome boardum with open arms
For through relief can you win the charm
Of the relief of boardum, when knowledge is gained
Only to be lost when boardum comes again.
Your sight is my compass!
Boardum? Well, apart from that, a decent attempt. Good structure, and an interesting last line.
Studio Rating: 4.006584 out of 10
Make Your own Jack Ass movie @ home!!! LMAO
dont do what steve-o does ever it hurst like hell
I dont want to do any of these thing s this the first day of my holidays what am I going to do for 2 months.
when you are in the elevador you should drop a pen and wait for the other person to pick it up and then scream at them saying “Hey that is my pen!”
Boredom is nature’s way of saying get off your ass and do something.
Death is nature’s way of saying you’ve done enough.
are you depressed? because that sounds cool, but pretty depressing
I want a pet
Pet I wanted
Beast I got
“Pet I wanted / Beast I got” — that’s just about my favorite two lines so far. Nice one.
Studio Rating: 6.364 out of 10
You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.”
i love cheese
i hate peas
i ate leaves
i lost my keys
Studio Rating: 2.3564 out of 10
you’re an asshole
because you rate real low
but guess what mother fucker
no one gives a shit, so get up and go
Ouch. But you’re totally correct, I do mark real low. That’s because most of the poems suck balls. I mark high when something is worthy of a high mark. That’s kind of the point.
Studio Rating: 4.3654635 out of 10
Boredom is such a bad thing,
Others can’t do anything,
Rather than be sick,
End that boredom real quick,
Do something you’d like, anything!
Sorry for breaking the four line rule. Wanted the acronym badly.
You are forgiven for breaking the four-line rule because of your glorious acrostic (kind of like an acronym). Acrostic poems are awesomely cheesy, we like them. Well done.
Studio Rating: 5.354 out of 10
(ps if any of you are really, really, really bored, read more about acrostics here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrostic)
Yay! High rating!
i still have the highest rating though
Is that a fact? Seriously. I’ve been meaning to search for the highest rating so far, but I can’t be bothered.
God why dont u just fuc# already! You’ve certainly had ur nose up the moderator’s ars# long enough
Let’s be optimistic
If the planet were destroyed
We’d be gone but so would all
The people we avoid
MORAL: always look on the bright side of life 😀
I like it. A moral poem for an immoral world. Or something like that.
Studio Rating: 5.325 out of 10
this website sucks I hate it
Nuclear war sucks, I hate it. A lot.
Okay, this is going into the wrong direction…. Don’t bring up nuclear wars in front of bored people who would even eat cardboard boxes if they are bored. Please don’t give them any ideas!
Serious request from a person who has already done 3 posts on this website this evening, because he is tired of reading comments of people who don’t even take the time to correct even one gramm error. (Okay, this is going to be the most hated comment on this website tomorrow! Well, I will have at least one thing to do tomorrow)
I tried the free sex poster idea. OMG, I had a que at my door! I had to bring them into my lounge room, as I was worried about too much attention. Once I had a lounge room full of guys and 1 hot chick, I took the sign down. I started to take 1 person at a time in my bedroom. The others still waiting were getting impatient. So, I walked out into the lounge room naked and said get your clothes off, we are all going to have some fun. The hot chick was first to take her clothes off, then the buff tradesman, then the other 3 guys. Yeah, not bored now!
You need to buy a video camera.
A long awaited good poo
Is better than a bad screw
The feeling of releasing a long awaited pee
Is not as good as being disease free
A very wise and timely poem. Thanks Greg.
Studio Rating: 5.0035645684 out of 10
On your knees
Crying in the open.
I’m holding you together
How’d you get so broken.
Studio Rating: 6.995464 out of 10
Make a playlist on playlist.com of songs you haven’t even heard. Try some new music. To get you started:
Any song by Sleeping With Sirens
People are strange by The Doors
I Miss You by Blink-182
Time is On My Side-The Rolling Stones
Dark Blue-Jack’s Mannequin
I Constantly Thank God for Esteban-Panic! At The Disco (Or other Panic! At The Disco songs)
Sugar, We’re Going Down-Fallout Boy
Dance, Dance-Fallout Boy
Iris-Goo Goo Dolls
Some of them could be fun, maybe…….
I got an IQ of 105 on the first test, what’s the average?
ive got somet, have a lovely shit 😀 haha aha Or you could pretend your riding a unicorn under a rainbow 😀
We are all controlled by a 7 year old. Her parents bought her a doll house universe to make up for the fact that they never spend time with her. Every time they ignore her they buy her a new doll… She’s a very disturbed child.
Wow, that sounds incredibly, scarily possible. I’m going to believe that for the rest of my life. i’ll write a story about, get rich, not be bored and have a good life. Thanks, buddy
Yeah, nice idea.
Yeah, like that’s gonna happen….
Search your friends/family on google or google images.
go to your facebook than clevebot than talk to random people and on facebook whatever they say to you copy and paste it on clevebot than what ever it say copy whatever clevebot says than post it to the people you talk to and than its funny as hell sometimes lol
Boredom, The feeling of emptiness
Lost in a world,
Then, you find the T.V. Remote and your fixed.
(Doesnt have the best flow, but it is from the heart.) :3
You know, I hear a lot of people bitching about TV. “Oh, I don’t have a TV, it rots your brain” — that kind of stuff. Sure, there are a lot of terrible, mindless TV shows out there, but also a lot of good, mind-expanding stuff. The TV remote is a powerful tool when wielded with control. A bit like a lightsaber. As for your poem…
Studio Rating: 4.8575465 out of 10
Also, search up Spider-Man memes, you will never be the same again 😛
Make a sign thats says “Free Hugs” and stand over at the king soopers close to you and look like a hobo.
love this fabulous u know i cant lick my toes withut putting them in the freezer and dip it in jam cause they call me toe jam im from larne fhftrjwefjkrhdgmhtrjgrg know what i mean #followmeon twitter @danielmckeague
Lol just went through all these comments.
i am bored.
yes its true.
i am bored.
how ’bout you?
Short, sweet, precise.
Studio Rating: 4.00000275 out of 10
Okay, the studio writer is…. A tough marker, to say the least, so ill try make this a good one.
Summers here, we’ve skipped spring,
The holidays have almost come, lets do that ‘ting
Foreign countries, France, Spain
Accompanied with food and no pain!
Hmmm…. I’m kind of liking it. It’s got that fresh holiday feel, which is nice.
Studio Rating: 4.00000000375436543 out of 10
why are there so many random things to do on the list?
i did the headbutt a ceiling one but the thing i was standing on was just short enough so when i try to head butt the ceiling i just barely miss >:(
the rain drops drop
dribble dribble dop
dibble dribble dop pop
when will it stop
Ah, onomatopoeia! Good.
Studio Rating: 4.000000000002356 out of 10
i didnt volunteer for things. i volunteered my friend for things and now she has about 20 email’s in her inbox of people wanting her to volunteer
You bad, bad, friend.
Going to do it right now!
Mes dont think that wis is very helpful. Mes think that we should try being cute and eat lots of food or look up r*** videos on the internet their much more fun :DD
if u were a candy and i were a man
id shove u in my mouth as fast as i can.
but if u were my dogs poo
id tell you to shoo.
Wow. Interesting. Especially for a psychologist.
Studio Rating: 2.02675 out of 10
Looking at the blank tv screen.
Im bored, you can tell.
My ex was mean.
He can to go to hell.
Blank, bored, mean, hell. That really is quite a beautiful progression, thanks.
Studio Rating: 6.35436584 out of 10
Whats a haiku?
I have a dog.
His name is Banana.
He fights with the neighbors hog.
And he runs around, til he loses stamina!
I pretty picture expressed with childlike innocence. Kind of.
Studio Rating: 3.3564 out of 10
Go poop in a bathtub yay
Im gonna try the poem.
Oh, wind, do you care?
Oh how you mess up my hair,
That was a haiku.
Passionate, concise and heartfelt.
Studio Rating: 3.1 out of 10
This is a really stupid list
i cant fit into my freezer 🙁 – wud da refrigerator do? :p
I went to the doctor’s
I went to the mountain
I looked to children
I drank from the fountain
YODLE YODLE YEE HOO
What is the meaning of life?!
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I love you Studio Writer. Your replies made my day. And yes, I’m extremely bored and I’m about to die from boredom. Save me please~
I love you too.
I was feeling rather bored,
So I caught a dragonfly.
My mother says I hoard,
And so I let the dragon fly.
I actually caught the dragonfly, and I made a terrarium, but the bastard got away.
What a little bastard.
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you stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RRAAAAAARRRRR!!!! MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!
You know you just made my day? even though it is 23:51…
This is my profound question:
If I become entertained by being bored, does that mean being bored is entertaining? In which case, is there not an entire paradox within the space/time continuum? Or does the word bored in fact mean entertained? Are they simply the same thing presented differently?
Its funny how much longer I could go for if I just kept following that train of thought. Anyway, I think that there is a tear in the space/time continuum about being bored and we need doctor Who to turn up and save us.
It means you have realized that being bored is in fact an incredible opportunity for doing whatever the hell you want to do. I think.
It’s funny how we look around
And when bored, don’t hear a sound
But when occupied, we cannot stop
Hearing sounds that we’d forgot
Its pretty random but hey, it only took 1 min so I can’t expect too much
For one minute that’s pretty damn good.
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This is my poem:
I am bored
So give me a sword
And if I have a sword
I won’t be bored
I’m guessing you’ll no longer be bored if you have a sword because either a) you’ll be able to sword fight, which is pretty sweet, or b) you’ll be able to decapitate yourself, which is a very permanent cure for boredom.
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die on the sun
Why will you never meet the sexiest people in the world?
Is that a philosophical question?
with the chins
their names are
Jack and Finn! Yeeeeahhh <3
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I am bored.
When will my life start?
Someone took a sword,
And stabbed it through my heart.
Ouch, that’s a sad little poem. I actually quite like it, it has a nice tone.
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has anyone else noticed that most of this page is made up of the comments, also most of the comments are stupid and then the stupid comments are dissed by others, feel free to diss this!!!
PS. WHEN YOUR BORED WHY NOT RE-WIRE UR BRAIN SO SAY IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU THE FATEST PERSON EVER JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE “HEY THANKS I’VE GOT A WORLD RECORD!!!!!!”
She stares out window,
Softens cheeks from tears.
Longing for something,
Hidden by her fears.
Thank you MelanieChapman. That’s another sad but sweet poem. I like it.
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my mother doesnt let me go on the internet when she is around
she think ill masterbate like a hound
but she is not around
and the wabsites im watching are profound
What’s a “wabsite”? Sound dubious. Hope your mother doesn’t catch you….
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i feel like doing number 27 lawl
makes you want to go back up and look doesn’t it
sorry i put the same one twice
No problem Grace. Just don’t do it again.
Mike oxlong…….. HAHAHAHA you said it
count to a million
Heres my profound question: who would win in a race a snail ora worm? Im voting for the worm! Worms rule!!!
Hmmm, good question. I think I’ll also vote for worm. Snails can move about 3 inches per minute. I reckon a worm can go faster than that.
I’ve read most of these comments
some are quite odd
But at least I’m still sane
But not for long…
I agree, some are quite odd. But that’s good, right?
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Sometimes I think
you’re a fish.
Drab, sadistic, scheming, fish.
who does nothing all day.
Thanks to Google for giving me the def. of sadistic.
I like it! It’s completely weird but kind of cool. Thanks.
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I’m just looking through the comments at everything studio writer replied to. Hilarious.
Cows eat grass
Horses eat hay
girls are a pain in the ass
no wonder guys turn gay
Controversial. I mean the girls bit is controversial, not the bit about cows and horses. But good in some bizarre way.
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WHY DO KANGAROOS JUMP?
Lost kitten! Gray with a yellow spot on his leg. We found him in longpoke, califonia, at a local Walmart. If you know this kitten or know anyone who might know him please give us a call at 123-456-7890. Thanks for your cooperation!
I sit on my couch,
There’s nothing to do,
What must I do to prove it to you,
I’ve gone over this list,
I giggled a bit,
But now I am bored, and I’ve reached my limit.
It’s summer vacation,
only a few days in,
I’ve waited so long it feels like a sin,
To sit here all day pitying myself,
When I have all these books waiting on my shelf, (I’m an avid reader, btw. Not school books, novels and such.)
I’ve been looking forward to
Having nothing to do,
But now i can’t wait till September,
So I can go back to go back to school.
Not four lines, but I’m not so bored anymore.
Definitely not four lines, but a very good attempt nonetheless. And it helped cure some of your boredom, so that’s nice.
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You have really bad ideas.. I mean join the church of *****!! (number 9). just check what you’ve typed before posting it will you! You should be ashamed of yourself! maybe kids visit websites like this!! I cant beleive it!
I did check it before I posted. A few times actually. I guess I’ll go stand in the corner and be ashamed for a while. BRB.
This whole thing like seriously made my life. I would love to try and headbutt the ceiling. C’mon. It’s pretty funny..
Do it! The great thing about the ceiling challenge is the almost endless range of ceiling heights around the world. I mean, once you’ve headbutted your living room ceiling you can try to headbutt something higher like the ceiling in your local police station. Then the ceiling in a bus station. Then the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.
Endless, truly endless….
i always get boardbut i never do any thing like that and another thing to do is find out what your friends hate and go vist them and scare them thank u for the ideas but i am not alowed to do any of the sorry
Serious question: What did Cave-women do when they were on their period? I really want to know, I am not joking.
It depended on their local environment. Coastal cave women often sat on a walrus for a few days, while desert cave women would bury themselves up to the waist in sand.
I see ice cream
I eat it
Screwing all the people
that look fit
Ice cream and screwing? What a great combination.
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Go on Omegle
i love this website!!!! it made me laugh so hard. i mean: “Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life”? hilarious!!!! no one else find that funny?
bored omg help me omg someone brighten up my day just say the first thing that comes into your mind
BORED TO CRAP
I suppose that wouldn’t let you feel any nicer, but still, it’s better than nothing right?
Wow I never thought that someone could be so bored to do all that stupid stuff.
I swear if anyone does that you are not going to live in that country anymore
these comments are more interesting then the ways to overcome boredom xD
no, this is the secret way of overcoming boredom. really, it is. Anyone reading this comment has no life at all. I ask you, fellow boremasters of the eleventh kingdom: Friends? We share a lot together…
like I said earlier, this is going to be the most hated comment of all those boring comments out there. @ haters, see ya tomorrow!
how to make potato ‘poha’in mexican style???
how to play cards with one eye open??
lol the most hilarious thing i have ever read!! This just made my day.
My sister plays games in the background
While I attempt to write
A poem of epic proportions–
I must fight to overcome this plight!
“Bring out the frying pan and grease it well,
Cooking the bacon will bring out the smell
Of a feast unimaginable”–“Eh? But sir, pray tell,
Is it this meat causing your stomach to swell?”
*insert slap across the face*
I got nothing.
First poem: not so good.
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Second poem: I love the first two lines, really good. The third line kind of jumbles it all up, but I still like it as a whole. Thanks. And thanks to bacon, too.
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i have a puzzle
and thinking what todo
i instead play chuzzle
while doing the puzzle too
but while doing the puzzle
i use my foot
now i have my friends puzzled
on y im using my foot
I’m completely puzzled too. In a good way? Maybe. Not sure.
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I checked out this site,
If I’m honest it’s sh*te.
I’ve nothing better to do,
So now I’m going to have a w*nk.
Your mother gave you a very appropriate name.
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Blood is so red
Gorrilas eat poo
I will punch your face
Cos` I hate you
Blood, gorillas and unprovoked aggression…. Fair enough!
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Not sure I understand this one. Is it even meant to be a poem?
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if one day you look up to the sky
and you see that the most shiny star isn’t there
dont worry im alright
Ah, that’s sweet. In a kind of egomaniacal way.
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brilliant!!! im doing most of these and posting them on youtube!!!
I like Pancakes,
I like Computers,
I like Fun Stuff,
And I like My Life
You don’t have a life anymore, I’m afraid. Just posting something on this website takes it all out of you.
That’s probably the happiest, most upbeat poem ever posted on this website. May the Gods of Wherever bless you.
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I like Pancakes,
I like Ice-cream,
I like Cake,
And I like Me!!
OK, that’s enough happiness from you.
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What is life it for sure is not a box of chochalates
For everything is nothing but atoms ,atoms r nothing
The only thing we feel is our own percepcion
The universe revolves around me as an individual
Is our universe a computer program who know but
For u are the only thing real to your self so be real
Lose your Borden for u are king of your own domain
You say your bored do something that matters
Give a tip to a waitress be nice to someone
Have a positive influence I garentee it’s a cure
To your bordum I’m sure the etheopiens are 100k
Times more bord than us ,for them a food fight is punishable
Fucking hell…..! Hahahahaha! Sorry, but that’s a funny poem.
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Supposed to be difficult not difficul
here is my poem, more like a rap lol
I was bored so i went to get my phone
But there was damage to its cord and so i got in my ford
And drove till i got to the store
Bought a new cord, and drove back home
Fixed my phone and called my bitch who goes to oxford….
She picked up her phone and gave me the hello
I said when r u coming back home, she said once i pay back my loan
I made a joke and said I can’t wait till i get you boned
She said i love you my feudal lord
Then we gave each other our adores, and hung up the phone…
Then i went to the kitchen to get some popcorn
Slipped on the floor and almost broke my spinal cord
Turned on the TV to watch Rambo
But it didn’t turn on, something wrong with the circuit board
Came back to my room to watch some porn
Turned off the porn after four, and wrote this post and to give my lols
Wow i’m so bored lol
Dude, that’s like an epic poem of boredomness. I salute you!
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Hahaha f**king hell I’m totally not bored anymore after reading some of these comments! I’m officially entertained thanks! :’)
Once Upon a Time,
My uncle made a crime.
I wasn’t as bored,
when I found an old accord.
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thanks man, number 6 really good for me. helpfull
I spent 40 min reading the whole comments section and I thought I’d was hilarious!
Attacked footballs and monkey bars in energetic desperation
Pored over books and honest publications
But faced SUCH extreme taunts and derision
That I’m back to rotting my head with television
Wow, that is a poem with a killer edge. Nice work.
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i am a avrige girl
We can all be average and very, very special at the same time.
Wellll this is my haiku, it’s a bit off-topic from all the other poems, but hey, it’s summer, the topic goes 🙂
“The looks of a rose.”
Roses with sharp thorns,
Bright, red, spiral and petaled
A source of sweet scents
Not really a haiku. But not bad.
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I got even more bored trying to read through this… Meh
Lol this is hilarious I’m unbored just reading. I’m gonna make something hit my sisters with my mind! When your bored, spray-paint a yellow smily face on yourr wall and shoot it until your roommate takes the gun away from you. Go blow something up. Go to a store and drop stuff on “accident.” Make a youtube video rambling about how bored you are then talk about your life. Read all the comments. That will make you unbored. My peom.
So I went online.
How original I know! Oh one more un boreding thing, spell a bunch of stuff wrong when commenting on random websites and see how many people yell/correct at you!
Best way to sneak away from a crowd and unakrawrdly kiss a guy.
Wow, you sound really hyperactive. Cool.
Answer: I’ve never tried to sneak away from a crowd and I’ve definitely never tried to kiss a guy. So I’ll let someone more qualified answer your question.
Here is my poem, please reply to this and i’ll post a haiku(:
We gave you a chance
To water the plants.
We didn’t mean that way,
Now zip up your pants!
Shamed and disqualified for plagiarism.
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Oh whatever I’ll post another. Please reply for both in one comment!
All in a row
Toil in the sunshine
Wilt in the snow
Hmmm…. Is that your own work? I couldn’t find it online, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. In which case, well done. Good poem.
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If there’s a heaven I’ll keep it a secret
There is a hell believe me I’ve seen it
Question the world and soon you will leave it
Drowning the demons that know how to swim.
Well, it seems like your first two lines are suspiciously similar to an album title by the band Bring Me the Horizon. Christ only knows who they are, but I’m afraid I’m very close to disqualifying you….
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I went to milk a cow,
I didn’t quite know how,
I pulled the wrong tit,
Got kicked in the leg.
Cows are dangerous things.
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i have a stupid idea…
go around shouting random stuff untill someone cares
here’s my poem:
The sun rises and brightens the darkened spaces, With just friendly shadows with no faces, With soothing sounds of waves hugging the shore, and majestic birds start to soar…
Good. Color, sound, movement. Well done Emma.
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Staring into the eyes
Of death herself
Falling forever from reach
You slip from my grasp
It’s like a fateful fraction of a fragment, sad and sublime (oops. I think the wine’s kicking in….)
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im still bored:/
There once was a cat.
He ate a rat.
Then he became fat.
And now he’s a brat.
Simple and childlike. Nothing wrong with that.
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Some of you have no sense of humour,
Yo, I’m big and fat like a satsuma,
Watch out homies, Ally’s in town,
Tryna turn yo’ frown upside down.
(PS: Read this is Drake’s voice. And yes, I do, in fact, know how to spell.)
Who’s Drake? A pirate?
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I came on this website to find something that wouldn’t bore me and everything was interesting but not something I wanted to do at the moment but instead all of the comments that I have read actually kept me quite entertained.
hey, i tried the fake blood thing with the side walk to see if anyone would give a shit and the next thing i know,people picking me up and im creaming and they are screaming and they still think im dead and wont put me down for hell, then when they do, a cute man, began feeling my breasts….lol
Well that turned out OK.
wat the f** was that ment to be all abput crazy ppl
That’s my poem
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i have a big butt and my name is Henry
My dog died
Because she was being a little hoe
And I kept telling her
That it was a big NO NO!!!
#true story..mii dog died because she was havin sex wit a lot of dogs…R.I.P PENNY!!!!mommy luvz u
Damn, death by dog sex. Poor Penny.
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Pizza is giving hygienic Higgins vividly hugging futility yogurt
Stupid auto correct
Bored people, bored people everywhere.
Read all the comments posted.
Boredom beating idea: Read every single comment here and critisise spelling and grammar. Even if it’s correct.
I once was bored,
but this list has struck a chord,
I’m off to join the Illuminati,
I’ve always been something of a Culturati,
You’ve spelt chorde and joyne wrong and there shouldn’t be a comma after Illuminati.
Studio Rating: 2.68 out of 10
wells have water
water is in wells
you are 60% water
you are a well
I am too talented
You are indeed too talented.
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make me a sandwhich
filled with cheese
let me eat that shit
Weird. And not in a good way.
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