How Often Should I Slap My Husband?

Husbands, like dogs and mules, respond well to certain physical stimuli and poorly to others. Many women, both in days gone by and in our modern society, have found that a straightforward slap in the face is enough to keep their husband in check.

But how often should one slap one’s husband? How much is too much and how little is simply not enough? Hopefully our poll will be able to shed some light on the issue…

Slapping husband

A woman slapping her husband. In this instance, both the husband and his friend are quickly shocked into submission by one swift slap in the face (photo © Lee Barrows, flickr.com)

Of course, maybe you have a different schedule for slapping your husband (or maybe you’re a hitter rather than a slapper), in which case you may not find a suitable option in the poll above. If so, feel free to leave your response in the comments section below. Thank you!

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