Comments on: What is the Perfect Height for a Woman?

By: Studio Writer

Studio Writer — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:42:25 +0000

Dear mymomwouldkillmeifitoldyoumyname,

Resting one’s balls on someone’s head is actually very comfortable (and comforting). Tables are far too rigid and are often cold or covered in crumbs.

By: mymomwouldkillmeifitoldyoumyname

mymomwouldkillmeifitoldyoumyname — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 09:36:19 +0000

Why would anyone want to rest their balls on someone’s head? Just use a table. It should work fine. Or an exercise ball. They will stay with you forever. A girl might not.

By: Studio Writer

Studio Writer — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:53:51 +0000

I agree, she is very cute. Black and white photography is also flattering to the female form. Maybe one day we’ll discover a planet where all the women are naturally that color. That would be awesome.

By: Ballsdeep

Ballsdeep — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:41:37 +0000

The young lady in the picture is my idea of gorgeousness. She could be a bit thicker, but she is nice!

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Wed, 30 May 2012 14:13:26 +0000

Hahaha you are hilarious!!!!

By: Studio Writer

Studio Writer — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:31:14 +0000

That’s an interesting theory, Taylor. Like you, I know very little about rap terminology. I tested it on my girlfriend, saying “Hi shorty!” when she returned from work. She kicked me in the nuts and told me to go to hell. In this case, it would appear that not all girls want to appear short. Oh well.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 19:58:21 +0000

I wonder if the rap thing of calling girls shorties influenced the results of this poll at all? If I understand my rapping music, which I don’t, calling a woman shorty is good so you’d think all those rapping artists constantly extolling the virtues of shortyness could subconsciously make girls want to appear shorter or men want their shorties to actually be short. Maybe shorty has nothing to do with stature and maybe I shouldn’t hypothesize about the cultural influences of rap terms that I know nothing about.

By: Pete

Pete — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 21:33:48 +0000

“I should be able to rest my balls on her head when I’m tired”