50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home

Here are 50 things to do when you’re bored at home, including things to do alone, with friends, at night, online, or whatever, really. Neither StudioKnow nor the author accepts any responsibility whatsoever for any injuries or arrests caused by the following suggestions. On a more positive note, if you do end up in hospital and/or jail, at least you’ll be getting out of the house. Awesome.

Bored are you?

Bored, are you? Well carry on…. (original photo © Rob Oo, flickr.com)

50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home

  1. Try to climb through all the rooms in your home without touching the floor
  2. Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
  3. Shave your pets
  4. Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
  5. Start a free blog on WordPress or Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
  6. Email an ex girlfriend or boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
  7. Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s sake. Don’t have any book? We recommend Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce
  8. Create an upside-down room. Choose a room and take a few photos of it. Then, invert the entire room by sticking all of the things on the floor up on the ceiling and vice versa. Don’t forget to invert any framed pictures. You will need a drill, nails and lots of glue
  9. Join the Church of Satan
  10. Get drunk and forget
  11. Try to head-butt the ceiling
  12. Build a match rocket. Then supersize it
  13. Snort a line of coffee
  14. Increase your hand-eye coordination by throwing kitchen knives at the wall
  15. Try to completely seal a room in your house. Once sealed, run a hose into the room and fill it with water. Swim
  16. Ask a profound question in the comments box below. Wait for a response
  17. Join the Illuminati
  18. Learn how to moonwalk
  19. Eat a cardboard box
  20. Change your Facebook relationship status to the opposite of what it normally is. Wait for “friends” to question your status
  21. Dress up like a burglar and try to break in to your own home
  22. Sign-up for a StreetWars assassination tournament
  23. Put every single item in your house on eBay. Sell it all and go live in the Amazon jungle (the rainforest, not the website)
  24. Contemplate the infinite nature of the universe until you go completely mad
  25. Write a poem of no more than four lines and post it in the comments box below. Wait until you receive an honest critical response (alternatively, post it on the StudioKnow Facebook page and see if anyone ‘Likes’ it…)
  26. Play the drums. Hit “V” repeatedly until you cry
  27. Create the following text or email: “You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.” Send it to all of the appropriate contacts in your address book and wait for the responses to roll in
  28. Try to move an object using the power of your mind
  29. Buy a Roswell soil sample or one of many stupid things available online
  30. Try to make yourself cry like they do in the movies. If you succeed, go outside and sit in the street and cry and see if anyone asks if you’re OK
  31. Make a nest and hibernate until something interesting happens
  32. Become invisible
  33. Shave your head and reinvent yourself
  34. Pretend you’re a construction worker and shout lewd comments at strangers as they walk past your house. If they respond or look flattered, invite them in for “coffee”
  35. Make a giant banner advert stating something like “Free Sex Here. No Fee, No Questions.” Hang it outside a window facing the street. Wait
  36. Set a new world record for the biggest matchstick model. The current record is a one-ton oilrig. Try to build something more interesting like Guantanamo Bay or Jenna Jameson
  37. Roll up a carpet or rug so it looks big enough to accommodate a human body. Take it outside to your front lawn, put it down, and start digging a big hole. If you see a neighbor staring at you, give them a cold look and mouth the words “You’re next”
  38. Buy a tiger
  39. Answer serious questions that idiots have posted on Yahoo Answers
  40. List 10 things that you hate about each of your friends and acquaintances. Email them the list
  41. Make an anonymous threatening letter by cutting out words from a newspaper. Send it to your enemy
  42. Fail a series of intelligence tests here, here, here and here (you need to give your email address for the last one)
  43. Call random people on the phone and try to sell them imaginary products
  44. Scream, shout and run around until you pass out on the floor
  45. Climb inside your freezer and see how long you can survive
  46. Create a planet or explore the galaxy at the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory
  47. Try to perfect the art of counting seconds accurately
  48. Cover yourself with fake blood and lie on the sidewalk outside your house. See if anyone gives a shit
  49. Do a Google search for “test subjects needed” or “volunteers needed” (with quotation marks). Volunteer for everything
  50. Share your own boredom-killing ideas in the comments box below and do yourself and the whole world a favor
  51. Bonus: We have a second boredom-busting article called 50 Things to Do When You’re Bored Online. It’s brilliant.

More Fun Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home — As Suggested By Readers!

Yep, within the dark depths of the comments section below, some readers have offered their own ideas of fun things to do when you’re totally bored at home. Here are some of the best (and just plain weird) suggestions. My comments are in [….]:

  • Staple your nut sack to your chin and do sit ups
  • Call up a fast food restaurant and ask if you can take their order
  • Run out on the road at night and howl like a wolf at the moon
  • Sit naked in your cat’s litter box and try to cry [this comment was left by someone calling himself Rapist, which explains a lot]
  • Draw a giraffe
  • Run into a store and ask someone what year it is; when they answer, run out screaming “By God, It worked!”
  • Hop on one foot for 2 minutes
  • Sit on your roof at night with a flashlight, and then spotlight everyone that drives by [if they stop, tell them to “move along” in an authoritative voice]
  • Stick your head out the window and throw Skittles at people yelling “TASTE THE FRICKIN RAINBOW!”
  • Try to climb up a door frame while wearing socks
  • Using a stopwatch, see how long it takes you to run around your whole house
  • Empty your cupboards, fridge and freezer, then mix it all together and eat it
  • Draw faces on your thumbs and have a conversation with them! [this is probably a good way to recognize a latent multiple personality disorder]
  • Build a fort! [I used to do this when I was a kid, and would quite happily do it again as an adult]
  • Adopt a kid named Luke and tell him you’re his father
  • “I spent 40 minutes reading the whole comments section and I thought it was hilarious!” [in other words, read the 2,500+ comments below — it’s quite a ride…]
  • Grow a pet Tickle Me Plant from seeds and watch how it moves like an animal when tickled [I had no idea what the hell this meant until I Googled it — and it’s pretty awesome]
  • Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement
  • Go down the stairs in a laundry basket! [another childhood classic that adults should do more often, especially after a few drinks]

50 Awesome Things to do When Bored Shitless

Well there you have it, 50 things to do when you’re bored at home. If you are still bored then you are probably just a boring, unimaginative person anyway, in which case there’s not a lot anyone can do to help. Sorry.

One last thing: if these ideas helped you pass a few minutes, please share this article on Twitter, StumbleUpon etc or share it with your friends on Facebook. Hell, you’ve obviously got nothing better to do, and think of all those bored people out there waiting to be enlightened

Alternatively, head on over to the awesome StudioKnow Facebook Page and… um… ask a question or something. Or just “Like” it, whatever really.

  2,768 comments for “50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home

  1. gabriella
    December 19, 2012 at 5:31 am

    skate in the snow

    • super girl 123
      January 19, 2013 at 8:10 am

      hello i all ways get bored and i go on websites like this
      and one of them said make your own pet rocks come on rocks pet
      noooo never happening girl NEVER

      • Sam
        March 3, 2013 at 10:09 am

        That made no sence

        • March 3, 2013 at 7:23 pm

          Learn how to spell sense.

          • asdfghjk
            March 8, 2013 at 5:26 pm

            HAHAHAHAHA OMG

          • Rachel
            May 31, 2013 at 11:08 pm

            I believe this deserves a spot on Tumblr

          • miss
            June 15, 2013 at 6:51 pm

            omg lol

          • micaha
            July 1, 2013 at 6:04 pm


        • Aliayah
          June 1, 2013 at 2:24 pm

          I agree that was really weird and stupid I would not waste my time for that

          • Chicken rectum
            June 15, 2013 at 2:53 pm

            Well tickle my an*s and call me samantha

          • James
            June 19, 2013 at 8:31 am

            Amen Sister

          • Emmaa
            June 28, 2013 at 4:34 pm

            Go in your pool if you have one
            because I do I’m going in my pool see ya later

          • kzzz
            August 1, 2013 at 5:33 pm

            I did ALL of these. they all were fun! 😉

        • Craycray
          June 28, 2013 at 1:44 pm

          you retard

        • jessie
          August 2, 2013 at 3:04 am

          Yeah why would he swear

      • zarlie
        March 10, 2013 at 6:55 pm

        hi i like your commet i all reddy have 2 pet rocks

        • SHAGADOG
          May 25, 2013 at 11:06 am

          sdilfjasldf YOUR A DUMBASS

          • jnsdjdn
            May 28, 2013 at 9:22 pm

            The irony.

        • nataleee
          July 14, 2013 at 4:41 pm

          u arent suppose to like it!

      • Gothica
        May 31, 2013 at 1:02 pm

        ………..alrightie then

        • K
          June 26, 2013 at 12:51 pm


      • atharva
        August 7, 2013 at 2:56 am

        whoooooooooo great

    • Lisa
      January 31, 2013 at 4:52 pm

      Shake, oh Shake, I am so very bored.
      Shake, oh Shake, will you buy me a Ford?

      Shake, oh Shake, I’ve hit rock bottom.
      Have you been outside? It feels like autumn!

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:04 pm

        Well that’s a groovy little poem. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, but the grooviness level makes up for it.

        Studio Rating: 3.356488 out of 10

        • ADawg34
          March 7, 2013 at 12:05 pm

          I give it a 2.1624353728 out of 15

          • ACoop
            June 3, 2013 at 4:43 am

            I would give it a 9 out of 15

          • Laigygygyy
            July 19, 2013 at 12:21 pm

            I would give it a 143.9 out of 1

        • March 8, 2013 at 12:44 am

          that was dum. poo face of the world

          • Angelina
            March 8, 2013 at 5:59 pm

            whatever. i liked it. it made my day.

        • ANON
          May 27, 2013 at 1:22 pm


        • ...
          July 8, 2013 at 7:01 pm

          I give it 3.1415926 out of 15

        • Yes, my last name is Pickle. Problem?
          July 16, 2013 at 4:27 pm

          I wasn’t sure how to comment. No, I’m not very technologically advanced, but at least I can spell. Anyways, here’s my poem.

          My name’s Pickle
          I like to eat pickles
          If I married Harry Potter,
          He would be Harry Pickle.

          Just think about that.
          Anyways, I will never change my last name. I’m making my future husband change his last name because chances are his last name will suck eggs compared to mine.

          • Nana
            August 6, 2013 at 5:45 pm

            I’ll give your poem a 10.

            On the pH scale
            ’cause that shit was basic as hell

      • saralee
        March 23, 2013 at 12:42 pm

        lol thats a good one

      • May 25, 2013 at 9:04 am

        i give it pi (3.141592…) out of 4 🙂

      • Gothica
        May 31, 2013 at 1:04 pm

        that was the best poem everrr :’D im proud of who ever u are

      • kelsey
        June 9, 2013 at 2:21 pm

        lisa is doing activity number 25 on the list above. by the way, i actually did some of these and they were sooooo retarded. except the on where u dig a hole with the rug that looks like a person… i REALLY freaked my neighbor out!

      • Alice
        June 23, 2013 at 9:10 am

        Shake, oh Shake, I am so very bored.
        Shake, oh Shake, I won’t buy you a Ford.

        Shake, oh Shake, you HAVE hit rock bottom.
        I have been outside! It’s hotter than autumn!!

      • #yoloswag
        June 29, 2013 at 7:32 pm

        #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG #YOLOSWAG. Oh ya, p.s. this website didn’t help but thanks for making me laugh….I guess?

    • cookies123456
      February 19, 2013 at 5:17 pm

      that right girl or boy

      • James
        June 19, 2013 at 8:25 am

        16 year old girl

    • Lauren
      March 8, 2013 at 9:02 pm

      I am not bored any more just from reading these insane Ideas it would be really cool to try them but ya I’m not loco

      • Michael
        July 8, 2013 at 9:32 pm

        oh yes u r u just dont knw how loco u r till u try it

        • Cat
          October 1, 2013 at 12:19 am

          He has a point
          i would so buy a tiger or like get a rug and bury it while death staring the people watching 😀

    • nour
      March 10, 2013 at 11:14 am

      go on unknown websites and correct spelling mistakes they’ve made

    • nour
      March 10, 2013 at 11:17 am

      thees 50 things to do when your bored are more like 50 things to do to get bored. 😛

    • zoe
      March 21, 2013 at 8:32 pm

      I’m loving this website seriously!!

    • zoe
      March 21, 2013 at 8:38 pm

      This is my poem.
      I am cool
      I just texted(/replied!!) to my ex!
      I know he will take ages to reply!!!! ahahahaah

      • May 15, 2013 at 6:44 am

        That’s a poem? Um….

        Studio Rating: 0.00005684 out of 10

        • jaden
          May 30, 2013 at 2:12 pm

          mate your being to generous

          • zoe
            June 22, 2013 at 5:20 pm

            hahahhahahah LOL

          • Anony
            June 23, 2013 at 10:48 am

            You’re and too

        • Bibo Baggins
          June 17, 2013 at 12:11 pm

          There should be a few more zero’s in there

      • Makenzi McBride
        June 3, 2013 at 9:54 pm

        solid 0 out of 10

    • Ruth
      April 5, 2013 at 5:03 am

      Try see how long it takes you to run around your whole house using a stopwatch

      • Victoriacookie1
        June 19, 2013 at 3:51 pm

        Love that one !! Took me 2 minutes and 17 seconds lol

      • Sammie
        July 19, 2013 at 7:49 am

        Nope I didn’t misread that as ‘while eating a stopwatch’ nope not at all =n=

    • Ruth
      April 5, 2013 at 11:51 pm

      Go to sleep or get friends over

    • dickhead
      April 8, 2013 at 2:24 pm

      Shave off all your hair
      gO Outside
      Dig a hole
      Get in the Hole
      Cover yourself in the hole

      Run around yourhouse naked
      Watch a porno

      • katie kollie
        June 13, 2013 at 10:54 am

        so funny

    • Name
      June 24, 2013 at 2:44 pm

      Take mad shits

      • Jackie
        February 25, 2017 at 4:23 am


    • Ashleigh
      July 1, 2013 at 11:56 am

      Try to eat yourself 😀

    • Loise
      July 3, 2013 at 10:11 am

      Anyone up for the shift???#desperate!

    • bhakti
      July 4, 2013 at 5:59 am

      that’s what I wouldn’t do I would rather listen to songs while drawing or making up my own dance steps or chillig with my friends or read a book or play games with my siblings

    • I rock
      July 6, 2013 at 5:22 pm

      OK if they are all going to be stupid I will come up with one

      Empty your cupboards fridge and freezer than mix It all together and eat it

      Smash all the windows in your house

      Walk around town and invite random people into your house and throw a massive party

    • Emily
      July 18, 2013 at 8:44 pm

      This is the shittest website I have ever read and seen, kill yaself.

      • Emily
        July 18, 2013 at 8:45 pm

        Why is there no sexual options/ideas huh? im a very horny bored person right now f**k you’s!!!!

        • August 5, 2013 at 4:25 pm

          Can’t you think of any sexual options on your own? That should be pretty damn easy to be honest….

  2. anno
    December 19, 2012 at 11:17 pm

    if you’re bored…read all the comments

    • Erica
      December 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

      There are some dumb things on the comments.Eat a cardboard box?Very dumb.Do something nice for your parents. Make some paper stars snowflakes or anything and hang them on your ceiling.If you have some homewirk do that then. Play some pranks on your siblings.Make a lemonade stand or cupcake stand.Do something useful.

      • alex
        January 25, 2013 at 9:37 am

        are u sure ur not eating cardboard boxes?, they dont tast half bad actually… im eating one now

        • Nancy
          February 1, 2013 at 3:41 pm

          XD Hmmm… I wonder what cardboard tastes like… Let’s go find out lol

          • jonathan
            March 27, 2013 at 9:14 am

            i tried eating my frosted flakes box

          • Dr. Cool
            April 5, 2013 at 7:06 am

            cardboard tastes like egg mayonase

        • Alex
          February 15, 2013 at 10:22 am

          ikr? they are very tasty and good for your bones and help keep a strong and healthy matabulism.

          • March 1, 2013 at 2:07 pm

            Also low in calories and polyunsaturated fatty acids. Cardboard is basically a superfood.

          • L3XIKAT19
            April 23, 2013 at 10:31 am

            look at all your guys’ spelling mistakes in these replies/ comments for instance……
            matabulism and tast and homewirk ETC. ETC.

          • Anonymousssss
            May 11, 2013 at 8:16 am


          • anonymous
            May 30, 2013 at 5:31 pm

            @L3XIKAT19 nobody cares. stop being a douche bag. thanks.

      • Me
        January 30, 2013 at 9:38 am

        Do you really think that someone would really write something “useful” like do the dishes or feed your pet? This site is “50 Things to do when you are bored at home” not “50 Uselful Things to do when you are bored at home”.

        • HaHa I found your spelling mistake
          May 29, 2013 at 12:14 pm

          spelling mistake *useful*

      • Katie
        February 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm

        It’s called humor. 🙂

      • sandman lol
        February 24, 2013 at 12:57 pm

        What if u’r mormon?

        • sandman lol
          February 24, 2013 at 1:00 pm

          not a moron but a mormon

          • Rebekah
            March 4, 2013 at 2:45 pm

            Simple- Don’t do the ones Mormons aren’t allowed to do, as the Word of Wisdom says!
            Yes. I’m a very bored Mormon rn.

          • Michael
            July 8, 2013 at 9:35 pm

            then lets all be morons for just one day 🙂

        • Alec Downer
          July 8, 2013 at 11:14 am

          Well its suck if your a Morman because you can’t do anything in life, so go f**k yourself. And good day to you sir.

      • Teigan
        February 24, 2013 at 1:26 pm

        But doing dumb things like eating a cardboard box is a lot more fun than doing something useful. And plus, they dont taste half bad, this one tastes like chicken 😉

      • readddddd
        March 12, 2013 at 1:20 pm

        oh, I got another good idea! LEARN HOW TO SPELL

        • common sense101
          March 21, 2013 at 12:47 pm

          Dats dum speling iss fore loosrs

        • anonymous
          May 30, 2013 at 5:33 pm

          wtf is your problem? I don’t see anything that they spelled wrong.

      • nunya
        March 15, 2013 at 6:55 pm

        first of all the word homewOrk and you take all the fun out of it

      • Li4m278
        June 12, 2013 at 4:43 pm

        Cardboard is ish, ill eat it though just to end my boredom

      • Andi
        June 15, 2013 at 3:12 pm

        I Get Much Bored When i do my homework .-.

    • george
      February 6, 2013 at 10:45 pm

      some pretty cool thing to do when youre fuckin’ bored…

      ANYTHING ELSE?????

    • cookies123456
      February 19, 2013 at 5:18 pm

      ok o.k o.k o.k o.k b:) o.k o.k o.k o.k o.k <3

    • Lily
      March 31, 2013 at 2:41 pm

      I did it took ages but i did it lol

    • liddy
      July 12, 2013 at 1:41 am

      One summers day,
      We looked at this page,
      We didn’t have to pay,
      And we’re doing the 25th stage.

      PS.Cardboard tastes great

      • August 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm

        Your poem is mediocre, but I like you. I don’t know why I like you, but I do. And you like eating cardboard, which probably makes you quite popular with 80 percent of the people here. Bizarre.

    • Trol
      August 9, 2013 at 12:42 pm

      That’s the spirit!

  3. Another Student
    December 20, 2012 at 3:01 am

    The exam bell rings,
    I haven’t written a thing,
    I look down to my pen,
    And see this is the end.

    “Hand it over”
    the examiner says,
    and my heart begins to beat slower and slower,
    I take my last breath.

    Summer comes,
    sun shining,
    bells chiming,
    but still I sit.

    I failed horribly,
    and now I must take this all honestly:
    I should have worked,
    instead I sat on a computer and flunked.

    • paige
      December 22, 2012 at 1:48 pm

      that’s awesome, you should get it published 🙂

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:09 pm

        I should really ban it for being over the four line maximum, but it is a decent poem I guess.

        Studio Rating: 4.80001354 out of 10

    • Anonymous Banana
      December 31, 2012 at 4:13 pm

      I say I am bored
      You say that’s not true
      But really it is
      There’s nothing to do.

      I’ve gone outside
      And I’ve sniffed a tree
      I’ve sat on the floor
      And licked my knee

      I’ve stood on my head
      And counted to ten
      I tried meditation
      It’s as phony as zen

      I called the white house
      And couldn’t get through
      Does that finally prove
      There’s nothing to do?

      • Fred
        January 28, 2013 at 5:48 pm

        Its supposed to be four lines, Idiot.

        • March 1, 2013 at 2:11 pm

          Yep, well over the four-line limit. At the risk of encouraging such reckless behavior, I shall be lenient and rate the poem….

          Studio Rating: 3.8888 out of 10

        • Li4m278
          June 12, 2013 at 4:44 pm

          but it was amazing

        • Gman123
          July 7, 2013 at 7:10 pm

          Honestly that one could be published it’s a good poem. I dont think he’s an idiot cause it wasn’t four lines. Any Einstein could see that haha.

        • liddy
          July 12, 2013 at 1:46 am

          That comment is only 1line…
          This one is
          4 lines
          so we are not hypocrites…..idiot

      • KATT
        February 21, 2013 at 1:05 pm


        • gulcan
          March 18, 2013 at 1:30 pm

          you can,im a gymnast (level 10)

        • gulcan
          March 18, 2013 at 1:31 pm

          you can stand on you’re head, i can,im a gymnast (level 10)

          • Mikey
            July 12, 2013 at 1:50 am

            I’m Dragon Born level 50, you can’t stand on your head.

      • manda
        February 23, 2013 at 8:30 pm

        …..why would you lick your knee..? was it apple flavored? cuz that actually doesnt sound so bad. I’d lick my knee if it were apple flavored….

      • sandman lol
        February 24, 2013 at 12:58 pm

        luv it

      • guy
        March 16, 2013 at 7:19 am

        YOUR A POTATO!!

      • mynameisgrace
        March 18, 2013 at 6:52 pm

        not all freakin poems have to rhyme! and that was 4 stanzas not 4 lines.
        like this:

        the turtle stares at me
        its creepy
        i take it and throw it
        it doesnt stare at me anymore

        its stupid i know but i did have a stuffed animal turtle that was staring at me and i throw it. it hit my lil sis. lol. 😀

        • common sense101
          March 21, 2013 at 12:52 pm

          I have a little did that states at me… I threw it and she hit my stuffed turtle….haha

      • Someone
        March 31, 2013 at 5:02 pm

        I liked it

      • jaden
        May 30, 2013 at 2:20 pm

        brilliant 7/10

      • Goddess
        July 1, 2013 at 11:14 pm

        even though it’s over the 4 line recommendation, i really enjoyed the poem, entertaining and humorous, thank you for helping me pass the time somewhat.

      • Anna
        July 15, 2013 at 10:00 am

        That was really good x I liked it even tHough it was over the line limit xx

        • August 5, 2013 at 4:32 pm

          Damn, that’s a lot of love for the Anonymous Banana’s overly long poem. Good for you.

    • angie
      January 30, 2013 at 6:17 pm

      thats actually a really good poem!

    • bill
      February 13, 2013 at 6:22 pm

      this was the worst poem i have ever seen in my entire life….and also i did your mom.

      • saralee
        March 23, 2013 at 12:51 pm

        thats dumb. i highly doubt that. if a sex addict didnt want what makes u think her mom wants u

    • wonderfulperson!
      June 17, 2013 at 8:03 pm

      ahahah story of my life !!!

    • im with stupid
      June 24, 2013 at 2:55 pm

      That’s talent rite there

  4. asdf
    December 20, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    Bored, bored, bored
    bored, bored, bored
    bored, bored, bored
    bored, bored, adored

    • pieter
      December 22, 2012 at 1:19 pm

      very original.. i wonder how many stumble upon this site.

      i think i can tick this one off the list 🙂

    • zaria
      December 25, 2012 at 1:19 pm

      are you on

      • cuby loves sex
        April 7, 2013 at 6:52 pm

        Well I tryed the free sex thing and I had sex with 18 guys and 12 girls we humped but it felt good ang I put the fake blood on noone gave a shit so. Oh I also did the thing woth the carpet I almost got suwed ha

    • March 1, 2013 at 2:14 pm

      I was about to say I’ve seen this poem at least 5 times in the last 1,800 comments, but then I noticed the final word. So thanks for being original.

      Studio Rating: 1.0003654 out of 10

  5. derp
    December 20, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    When im bored,
    i balance a pillow on my head,
    but then i get tired,
    so i just go to bed

    • Auddie
      December 28, 2012 at 6:37 pm

      Lmao Thats Good Job Mate!!

    • shellzz
      February 2, 2013 at 10:50 am

      Lol thats funny

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:15 pm

        Well Auddie and Shellzz seem to like your poem, so I guess it’s half decent…

        Studio Rating: 3.353648888 out of 10

  6. bob
    December 20, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    Kinda random, but it DOES follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern:P

  7. Danna Denmark
    December 20, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    so bored i am checking out sites on what to do when u r bored

    • Adelina Vasakova age 11
      December 21, 2012 at 3:17 pm

      im so bored that im checking out sites what to do when your bored,but now im sooooooooo bored about doing this now….. so im just going to stare at a wall, so im sooooooooooooooooo bored….

      • me
        December 29, 2012 at 8:27 am

        paint a pretty picture on the wall and then see who notices

    • Me
      January 30, 2013 at 9:40 am

      Me too… I feel so so bored…

      • August 5, 2013 at 4:35 pm

        You guys are making me sad. Well, I tried to help.

  8. elly
    December 20, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    I had a cat named Tom
    He died yesterday
    What a bad bad cat he was

  9. kales
    December 21, 2012 at 3:55 pm


    • Blaze
      January 5, 2013 at 7:40 pm

      OKAY 😀

      • kales
        January 15, 2013 at 2:52 pm

        lets do it! :p

    • tommy
      March 3, 2013 at 11:14 am

      i’ll have it with ya

    • diego
      July 30, 2013 at 11:38 am


  10. December 21, 2012 at 6:44 pm

    i no its not 4 lines but what use think

    Almost had a psychic girlfriend,
    But then she left me b4 we met a suspect that as 1 we woulda been perfect,
    Go 2 heaven 4 the climate, n hell 4 the company,
    Dear middle finger, thanx 4 stickin up 4 me,
    A didn’t wana do this, a shouldn’t have 2 go there,
    But if a have 2 walk up in ur shoes am boldly goin nowhere,
    Am rootin 4 the underdog, n takin on u giants,
    ODDacity, a.k.a david, ur goliath,
    Al leave ya with an injury, career within a bawhair,
    Welcome 2 ma world, psychological, warfare,
    Bitches in a heep, go hard go deep,
    Al stick it up her wrong 1, n put her ass 2 sleep,
    A talent that is limitless, record says am breakin it,
    Don’t have 2 give respect 2 me, I’m the cunt who’s takin it,
    Am lookin out 4 me, am not hearin wot u speak 2 me,
    I’m free of all prejudice, I hate u all, equally! (8) oh aye

    • Kara
      December 25, 2012 at 1:47 pm

      I like this.

    • yousuck
      December 26, 2012 at 7:11 pm


      • March 1, 2013 at 2:19 pm

        So far you have one “I like this” and one “trash.” Sorry, but I’m siding with trash.

        Studio Rating: 1.00054 out of 10

    • Li4m278
      June 12, 2013 at 4:47 pm

      dude you should totaly make that a rap.

    • wonderfulperson!
      June 17, 2013 at 8:06 pm

      oh it was too long for me to even read that!

    • im with stupid
      June 24, 2013 at 2:58 pm

      Omg that’s awesome.

  11. pie
    December 22, 2012 at 1:49 pm


  12. harry
    December 22, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Why would anyone do any of these stupid crazy things

    • Hannah
      December 28, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      The IQ test is fuckin’ long.. – Then you have to pay $9 something to get the results ! I was just bored, and I actually did maths for that . x

      • Hannah
        December 28, 2012 at 9:28 pm

        I posted that, and this at 05:27 am .. not 9:26pm x

        • none of your busines
          February 18, 2013 at 7:17 am

          i borred than u lot …
          like im soo borred m going to my balcony and secreaming out ramom things and if anyone answers me i will invite them in for cofee

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:23 pm

        Which one do you have to pay for? That sucks, I’ll take it down.

  13. Lily-George
    December 22, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Title- Dragons
    Yellow, green, blue, pink
    Look at the colors of the highlighter
    Beans are good for your heart
    And they make you feart!!

    • March 1, 2013 at 2:29 pm

      I’m guessing you are either 7-years-old or you’ve been smoking some serious shit.

      Studio Rating: 2.3543564 out of 10

      • jonathan
        March 27, 2013 at 9:09 am

        sometimes you are kinda rude.

    • tommy
      March 3, 2013 at 11:15 am

      try to spell fart right!

  14. Shae
    December 23, 2012 at 11:27 am

    That awkward moment when I passed all of the intelligence tests…

    • Me
      December 24, 2012 at 4:33 pm

      My mom got six on the second. I got thirteen 😉

  15. Kara
    December 24, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?

    • sandman lol
      February 24, 2013 at 12:56 pm

      no idea

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:32 pm

        Cos we’re all a little bit stupid. And the norms of society are even more stupid than we are as individuals.

        • Michael
          July 8, 2013 at 9:40 pm

          theres no such thing as normal

  16. Genna
    December 25, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    What if the universe started just now and all our memories are just, well… memories… not real.

    • jnkdsa
      December 25, 2012 at 5:57 pm

      Ummm… wow I feel so unaccomplished…

    • bill
      February 13, 2013 at 6:28 pm

      sometimes i think that way like what if life isn’t real and we just dream the entire time

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:34 pm

        Then we’d have no reason to feel guilty or embarrassed about anything. Awesome.

      • Casey
        May 24, 2013 at 7:00 pm

        I think that all the time
        what if life was all a dream?
        HORRIBLE but GREAT at the same time

    • Jackie
      February 25, 2017 at 4:30 am

      What if like people posted random dumb crap and it was well….just random dumb crap

  17. jnkdsa
    December 25, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    *me- looking up all the answers to the intelligence tests on google on a separate tab*

  18. yo mama
    December 25, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    laying on the floor,
    the wall falls down,
    out i cry

    • March 1, 2013 at 2:35 pm

      Worse than poor.

      Studio Rating: 0.0036587 out of 10

      • Michael
        July 8, 2013 at 9:42 pm

        i would have thought u have a negative score for him oh well :/

      • anongdhdhdhdjdjdj
        July 11, 2013 at 6:15 am

        Ur being too generous, dude! I say negative 1000000000000000000000000000000000000

        • Michael
          July 23, 2013 at 8:22 pm

          no it needs to be negative infinity

  19. Cacti
    December 26, 2012 at 11:51 am

    This my profound question:

    If I run into a wall, then I am in the wall. Thus, I am a ghost. Or is the wall a ghost. Also, if I run into it, it seems to have a 2 sided dimensional analysis, like the Dark Side of the Moon. But what does this mean? Does it mean there will someday soon be a zombie apocalypse? My scientific answer is:

    • March 1, 2013 at 2:37 pm

      I agree.

      • Anonymus Scarpidos
        April 5, 2013 at 6:14 am

        ME TOO!!!

  20. hannah
    December 26, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    my poem:

    i once had socks
    but then i lost them
    so i bought new ones
    they are gray socks

    i spent hours doing this

    • lol
      January 31, 2013 at 6:26 pm

      wow u r stupid bad poem btw

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:38 pm

        Incredibly bad. But thanks for playing.

        Studio Rating: 0.5555555 out of 10

        • sadiesadie123456789101112131415161718192121
          March 19, 2013 at 12:51 pm

          when im bored i do a suduko
          im not very good at suduko
          i always give up
          im still bored

          • May 15, 2013 at 6:55 am

            Yeah… also incredibly bad.

            Studio Rating: 0.5555555 out of 10

  21. hannah
    December 26, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    my haiku

    the motorcycle
    jumped on the watermelons
    watermelons screamed


    • K970
      January 11, 2013 at 7:25 pm

      That’s awesome. Pure Gold, Man.

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:39 pm

        Pure gold indeed.

        Studio Rating: 1.684 out of 10

  22. jacob
    December 28, 2012 at 12:49 am

    type your name on google and the first picture you c (of a person) is you in 10 years

    • Emily
      May 18, 2013 at 11:32 am

      OMG I look HOT in ten years…

    • Casey
      May 24, 2013 at 7:05 pm

      I really hope I look like that in 10 years

    • anongdhdhdhdjdjdj
      July 11, 2013 at 6:18 am

      I look like my mom and dad hugging in 10 years?! WTF?! GROSS!!!

    • Cat
      October 1, 2013 at 12:40 am

      Omg they were mug shots :O
      what did i do to deserve this OMG
      i never hurt anyone…. yet

  23. lily
    December 28, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    I have better 50 things to do when ur bored than that. These are so stupid! Ur basically destroying ur house!

    • K970
      January 11, 2013 at 7:26 pm

      Then why’d you google, “Things to do when you’re bored?”

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:40 pm

        Exactly. But then I’m guessing Lily is about 5 years old.

  24. Hannah
    December 28, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    I was lookin’ for more helpful advice..

    (published Saturday the 29th of December 2012, at 05:30 am) – Precisely x

  25. Hannah
    December 28, 2012 at 9:34 pm

    You should do touch typing lessons and tests on-line. x

    (29th December 2012 – 05:34am) x

  26. anonymus
    December 30, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    What the fuck am I doing with my life

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:18 pm

      Good question.

      • anonymous
        May 31, 2013 at 12:49 pm

        can you be my best friend? I like your personality lol

        • August 5, 2013 at 4:38 pm

          I probably can’t, but thanks for the offer.

  27. cavia
    December 30, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    I am writing a poem becouse I’m bored
    sended hot messages, havend scored 🙁
    walking around in a predator costume
    but you don’t want to know that, I assume

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:20 pm

      It’s good to know you’re trying to entertain yourself using our suggestions. Even if that means we have to read your half-assed poem.

      Studio Rating: 0.3654 out of 10

      • wouldn't u like to know
        March 7, 2013 at 9:40 am

        Your the studio writer and your as rude as a turd, at least these people have read your dumb ass website so give them the credit that they have replied and do something better with your life than making a stupid website!

        • March 7, 2013 at 2:41 pm

          I promise to give an “honest critical response.” If that means I must be “as rude as a turd,” then so be it.

        • ali
          June 23, 2013 at 5:01 pm

          ok… no offence, but the studio writer is funny, entertaining and kind. These poems are such crap. You, on the other hand, are annoying, ruder than them and ruining the website for everyone.
          I don’t actually mean all that, I just wanted to go on a rant at someone and you were an easy target.

  28. Warren Matthews
    January 1, 2013 at 12:31 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Kiss my bum
    You’re gay

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      All poems beginning with “roses are red” are automatically disqualified (see earlier comments).

  29. Anonym
    January 2, 2013 at 2:41 pm

    comment my poem, mate.
    Bored to dead
    while sitting in my bed
    wonder why, this site don’t mention “masterbate”.


    • kryzer
      February 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm

      Hahahahahahha ! !

      • March 1, 2013 at 3:28 pm

        Terrible. And “self-pleasure” has been mentioned many times in earlier comments. But thanks for playing.

        Studio Rating: 0.0000364 out of 10

  30. Ashley
    January 2, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    I’ll be in my lab, bathing in paste.

  31. Mirdjabfa
    January 3, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    How do you whistle?

  32. n'aa'ofu
    January 3, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    haiku poem,

    Gettin, very bored,
    I hate what ?? said to us
    You next out the door.

    Hey , excuse me, but this idiotic thing is not helping and will never i’m a boy and next do something with ur creativity. 🙁 Oh, i feel so sorry, i’m N’aa’ofu’s sister, Demi Lovato, sorry he’s been too angry

  33. n'aa'ofu lovato
    January 3, 2013 at 9:48 pm

    he’s been very angry because of the person that wrote the 50 things to do when ur bored, 🙂 i feel so sorry 4 u’s . 🙂 hahahah 😀

  34. Emmzie
    January 4, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Im bored
    So bored of being bored
    Boreder of Boredest of bored
    Im a bored persob. Rawr.

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:30 pm


      Studio Rating: 0.00000354646468 out of 10

    • jonathan
      March 27, 2013 at 8:56 am

      i luagh almost every time i read this poem

  35. sammy
    January 4, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    draw faces on your thumbs & have a conversation with them!

  36. Andrew Shaw
    January 5, 2013 at 7:52 am

    Vagagae a**hole. That is all.

  37. jimmy
    January 5, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    im going to go jackoff to blonde lesbian porn

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:30 pm

      Well have fun, and don’t forget to lock the door.

      • mynameisliam
        July 19, 2013 at 12:44 pm

        yup you really do seem like best friend material with comments like that.

        mynameisliam rating:


  38. Rodrigo
    January 5, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    I like my dog
    She’s hairless
    But not because I shave her
    Because I don’t yo

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:31 pm

      Is she a Peruvian Hairless Dog? Those things are brilliant.

  39. my name is Ispep
    January 5, 2013 at 6:06 pm


    joyous it is to be bored
    cant say ive ever snored
    as much as i do when im floored
    by the wolds cruel ward

    oh how great it is to be free
    cant say i can feel my knee
    think i might have to pee
    and i just farted

    word. bitchez

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:33 pm

      Beautiful yet innane at the same time. Priceless.

      Studio Rating: 3.3521 out of 10

  40. talula
    January 6, 2013 at 8:50 am

    try to run yourself over with a bike my chasing yourself in a circle with the bike like a dog does with its tail – if you have a dog make it do it with you and it will be even funnier

  41. Josie
    January 7, 2013 at 9:46 pm

    Which came first the chicken or the egg?

  42. Evie
    January 11, 2013 at 11:05 am

    You all suck eggs! Hehehehehe

  43. Someone
    January 11, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    I kinda aced one of the IQ tests.

  44. K970
    January 11, 2013 at 7:29 pm

    Make a bucket list. Then, check bucket list off of your bucket list.

  45. Sam
    January 11, 2013 at 11:05 pm

    Build a fort!

    • May 15, 2013 at 6:59 am

      That’s a good one. I used to love doing that when I was a kid. Might go build a fort right now.

      • Sunwolfx
        July 1, 2013 at 1:56 pm

        I took my brother and my sister’s blankets and pillows and made my whole room a pillow fort and was in it for 5 hours.

        Here is a poem

        Studio Writer is great,
        I forgot the date,
        I think I am late,
        Chicken tasting cardboard.

        My own rating is terrible. Please rate it and tell me your opinion. U people say the funniest crap

        • August 5, 2013 at 4:41 pm

          You’re right, it is terrible.

          Studio Rating: 1.0000008484 out of 10

  46. Cajunprincess82
    January 12, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    Ive already did number one lol

  47. moooo
    January 12, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    Make a rap or some shit. Or try to break a world record or somethin

  48. moooo
    January 12, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    I need to go pee
    This is unneeded info
    So I’ll go pee now

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:37 pm

      Perhaps the worst haiku I’ve ever read. Congratulations.

      Studio Rating: 1.3564 out of 10

      • jessy
        May 21, 2013 at 3:01 pm

        that does not make any sense

  49. samaria
    January 14, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    1.play on the cumputer
    2.watch tv
    3.play dolls
    4. do somthing when your bored i am so i go on youtube and type what to do when your bored and more things

    • jonathan
      March 27, 2013 at 8:49 am

      number 2. i am a boy

  50. u
    January 14, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    u idiot. join the church of satan ??? really !!!

    • Michael
      July 8, 2013 at 9:47 pm

      its just a suggestion u dingy

      • August 5, 2013 at 4:42 pm

        Yeah, you big old dingy.

        • Michael
          August 6, 2013 at 6:23 am

          I love the backup i get on certain web pages and forums 🙂

  51. Tommy
    January 15, 2013 at 8:02 am

    create a spud launcher, and shoot at bikers on the street? 😛

  52. wtf am i doing
    January 15, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    took off my bra…
    i dont know why
    lets have sex
    omg itS A POEM TOO

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:41 pm

      Rubbish. But I do quite like the bra removal image (call me old fashioned).

      Studio Rating: 1.684 out of 10

  53. Geni
    January 18, 2013 at 4:06 pm

    Why is murdering a 40 year old woman illegal but abortion isn’t??

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:02 am

      Oh no. Not the abortion question. Anyone want to answer that?

      • Person.
        June 22, 2013 at 4:48 pm

        I’m in! The answer is: People are stupid.

      • Person.
        June 22, 2013 at 4:54 pm

        I’d like to answer that. The answer to this great question is. . . People are stupid.

      • mynameisliam
        July 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm

        the baby is not yet born, and therefore we must question if it is an actual “human” and if it has human rights, as it is not yet fully developed into an actual “human”.


        Thats right, i just killed the whole humour on this page. Sorry guys.

        • August 5, 2013 at 4:45 pm

          Don’t worry mynameisliam, it was Geni who killed the mood. You just kicked the corpse.

  54. Philip
    January 19, 2013 at 11:19 am

    When i`m bored I search google for wierd and wonderful things. Try searching for MRS CALORIFIC and look at the images…….

  55. Bird poop 1122
    January 23, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    i am a retarded lizard i like 2 eat other peoples poop i RRROOOCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Caitlyn
      January 28, 2013 at 3:22 pm

      That is so gross

  56. Baas Kaas
    January 27, 2013 at 8:51 am

    Look at your cat eat paper

  57. eliza lewis
    January 27, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    what to do when your bored
    1.go on cumputer
    2.have sex

    • kylie harnets
      January 27, 2013 at 2:26 pm

      your discusting i am not your friend i canot wait till you move i hope you never had sex but i guess u did your duscusting

      • March 1, 2013 at 3:43 pm

        Do you two know each other? Sounds like you just decided to have an argument in my comments section.

  58. clinton
    January 28, 2013 at 7:34 am

    have sex

  59. Caitlyn
    January 28, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    I am doing something that is weird but I try to build a reading place in my room or a little place and it is so hard

  60. angie
    January 30, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Make a club house out of blankets and flashlights.

  61. why does it matter
    February 1, 2013 at 9:04 am

    white lips
    pale face
    i hate the entire human race

    not 4 lines but whatever :3

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:45 pm

      Not the most uplifting poem I’ve read this week. But whatever.

      Studio Rating: 3.9 out of 10

    • Rebekah
      March 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm

      White lips
      Pale face
      Breathing in the snowflakes

      • March 5, 2013 at 3:31 pm

        Now that’s more like it! Even my grandmother would find that uplifting, and she’s dead.

        Studio Rating: 5.9 out of 10

        • anongdhdhdhdjdjdj
          July 11, 2013 at 6:35 am

          Life is a game that is hard to win
          Unexpected end just like it begins
          Love is the same but has more pain
          Rendered by a love1,lover or friend

      • jessie
        March 16, 2013 at 6:56 am

        you stole that from the song A Team

      • hailhitler2
        March 21, 2013 at 9:41 am

        jessie is right. stolen from ed sheeran. listen to The A-team by ed sheeran and like the first line says that

        • May 15, 2013 at 7:11 am

          Ah, well spotted! Complete and total disqualification. You bad, bad person.

          • Gabz
            July 10, 2013 at 8:15 pm

            im writing a poem
            i dont know why
            ohh maybe because non of you
            do it right

            you only live once
            so bump into a wall
            walk naked in the mall
            pretend to be human bee
            and jump off your balcony

            when im confused
            i think of goose
            when im all clear
            i think of beer

            i live for me
            not for you
            think what you like
            i’ll still do what i do

            i didnt know which one to put so i chose all of them :p

      • jsbduvyshvsdbfvjhshj
        October 5, 2013 at 4:58 pm

        thats a song….

  62. mac
    February 2, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    When I get bored
    A drink I pour
    I tip my cup
    And thank the Lord

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:46 pm

      Now that’s a sensible little poem. Thanks.

      Studio Rating: 4.369369936 out of 10

  63. Hannah Penguins
    February 3, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:48 pm

      Depends on two things:

      1) the size and physical strength of the woodchuck
      2) how much the woodchuck is being paid to chuck wood

      • Elisheva
        March 24, 2013 at 2:17 am

        Lol yup

    • anongdhdhdhdjdjdj
      July 11, 2013 at 6:37 am

      24 quarts.

  64. POOPSBIRD1223
    February 8, 2013 at 9:59 am

    Just act drunk in front of cops and have you’r clothing old and stinky.
    You’ll go to jail…
    Or another thing to do is just practice talking backwards,if that’s too boring,make up a game.

  65. Leah
    February 9, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    this is hilarious! i actually tried to head butt the ceiling!

    • Michael
      July 8, 2013 at 9:50 pm

      heres how ot head butt the ceiling get a ladder and stand at the top of it and jump hopefully u hit the ceiling

  66. TheOneAndONlyEVIL
    February 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    Give in to your evil side
    cry when your terrified
    laugh when others are in pain
    say the lords name in vain
    then question your actions
    and change
    Give in to your good side
    manifest the anger into your pride
    accept everyone that is lame
    and question your actions
    and change
    Find your true self
    good or evil
    plain and simple

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:49 pm

      Sounds like something a Jedi Knight would write.

      Studio Rating: 4.55 out of 10

  67. sarah
    February 13, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    The Bored Poem
    This might be abit boring,
    But its better then listening to snoring,
    Try balancing a pillow on your head,
    It may make you tired so go to bed,
    Try spinning around until you feel sick,
    You would only do this if your thick,
    Try staring at something for a a while,
    Then make a avatar and call them kyle,
    I know this poem was a waste of your time,
    But i think its good enough for a dime.

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:50 pm

      Good enough for a dime, perhaps. A waste of my time, maybe. But thanks all the same.

      Studio Rating: 3.00005 out of 10

  68. Brooklyn
    February 15, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    Thanks.I broke my ankle and i am really board. 😀

  69. LinBerlin
    February 16, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    The only thing I wanna do before I die is die. I have no other ambitions.

  70. Tori
    February 18, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    I love to invent
    To build and create
    But by nighttime I’m spent
    And my ideas go to waste
    I guess that’s what I get
    For sitting on the computer all day.

    • March 1, 2013 at 3:51 pm

      I know the feeling.

      Studio Rating: 3.0114477 out of 10

  71. Hello peasants
    February 23, 2013 at 6:49 am

    Why dont we all just die an a hole. That would be fun. Anyway, just to let you know, i am going to make a human centipede.

  72. sandman lol
    February 24, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    Why don’t u peoples just go bake something or how about getting off the stinkin computer! der

    • Rebekah
      March 4, 2013 at 2:59 pm

      My dad is cooking i can’t

  73. lover
    February 26, 2013 at 1:40 pm


  74. Natasha McClay
    February 26, 2013 at 3:40 pm

    I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  75. tASHA
    February 26, 2013 at 3:42 pm



    • March 1, 2013 at 3:52 pm

      Sorry. Get well soon.

      • jonathan
        March 27, 2013 at 8:40 am

        if you are that person who made the idea that broke that lady’s leg,then i’m gonna have to say that you are a pretty bad person.

        • August 5, 2013 at 4:52 pm

          I am the person who wrote something stupid that some other person read and — perhaps — considered to be a good idea. This is a grey area. But I am a pretty bad person, you’re right.

  76. Jenna
    February 28, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Haaaa. These things are outrageous. Guess thats the point but I don’t want to go to jail.

  77. Rebecca
    March 1, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    Studio writer, yes you, strange man
    For you – I’ve got a question or two.
    Studio write, yes you, strange man
    What is the career that you pursue?

    Let us see your skills , reply with a four line poem! Challenge accepted?

    • March 2, 2013 at 10:58 am

      I’m sorry, my dear, but I’m the boss round here,
      Not slave to the whims of Rebeccas and Tims.
      Strange I may be, but I’m eternally free —
      I pursue no career, my career pursues me…

      • Rebecca
        March 2, 2013 at 12:06 pm

        Ha! I like your style Studio. What is the career that pursues you? I would assume not replying to Rebecca’s and Tims all day.

        • March 5, 2013 at 3:36 pm

          I’m a writer, if you really want to know. But I have many alter-egos in my role as a professional scribe.

          • Anonymus Scarpidos
            April 5, 2013 at 6:19 am


      • Luna
        July 21, 2013 at 1:37 pm

        My Rating: 7.76593841000 out of 10. Nicely done.

  78. tifanny
    March 3, 2013 at 12:11 am

    Younger me had a dream
    To explore the universe
    Now it seems dim
    Cause I gotta get up from the couch first

  79. sarah
    March 3, 2013 at 10:59 am

    Early April fools? (Xx run around naked, do meth, play chicken in traffic, dive into cement , write a song and use an amplifier to share it with the world , get a job , tame a polar bear , ride a giraffe , adopt a kid named luke and tell him you’re his father (x

  80. mc
    March 3, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    justin beiber is a fag
    my poem sucks dick
    my life seems to drag
    i ate cardboard and said ick

    lol jk cardboard is mai crack

    • March 5, 2013 at 3:43 pm

      I agree with your first line. I also agree with your second line. I have no opinion about your third and final lines. But go easy on the cardboard, friend, that stuff can send you crazy mad….

      Studio Rating: Sucks d*ck (or approximately 0.0069)

  81. Adamantium
    March 3, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    make a 4-line poem
    so Studio Writer says
    but now i’m stucked with rhythm -ium
    ergo below 5 marks it will forever stay

    • March 5, 2013 at 3:45 pm

      Sadly, your poem is a long, long way away from 5 marks.

      Studio Rating: 0.50000005 out of 10

  82. Bkay
    March 4, 2013 at 3:22 pm

    Breaking bad?
    Or going Mad?
    Just eat dem Srooms,
    Trips hella Rad.

    • March 5, 2013 at 3:47 pm

      Well, “dem srooms” be better than sniffing glue, so I guess that’s something.

      Studio Rating: 1.00035684 out of 10

  83. knowMe
    March 4, 2013 at 3:49 pm

    Tried me Once.
    You’ve Tried me twice.
    You’ll never quit.
    Shit feels to nice.

    • March 5, 2013 at 3:48 pm

      Meths? Or fragrant oils?

      Studio Rating: 1.3643564 out of 10

      • knowMe
        March 7, 2013 at 9:42 am

        Definitely Fragrant oil’s, warm vanilla (:

  84. Tara
    March 5, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    i hsve nothing to do
    so i googled bored
    now im writing a poem
    and cant think of a last line to rhyme with bored.
    thats prize worthy right there ._.

    • March 5, 2013 at 3:51 pm

      Sword rhymes with bored. As does lord. And whored.

      Studio Rating: 0.000000001122458 out of 10

  85. UnicornMasteroftheUniverse
    March 7, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    home bored. i tried moving my dog with my mind like Carrie, but he stared back and then layed down on the other side of the room. I played the climatic part of a horror movie really loud with the windows and doors open and ran through the house pretending I was a terrified character…noone came to save me. I have too much free time…

  86. joshua
    March 7, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    TESTICLES………..that is all..
    my balls are against the wall..
    my girlfriend thinks im very tall
    i spend time wanting to blow up the mall

    • Sarah
      March 12, 2013 at 2:36 pm

      U r disgusting

      • May 15, 2013 at 7:20 am

        I agree with you Sarah, Joshua is disgusting. And slightly dangerous, it seems.

        Studio Rating: 2.354 out of 10

  87. joshua
    March 7, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    walk up to a stranger sit beside them hand them a piece of paper …tell them not to open it until you leave …the paper should have your next written on it and casually walk away

  88. Stephanie
    March 8, 2013 at 12:45 am

    Contemplating what to have for breakfast?
    Have been for the past two hours!
    Will I have Eggs or Sausage or Toast.
    Fuck it I will have Eggs and Sausage and Toast!!

    • vagina
      March 8, 2013 at 9:39 pm

      hi guys im gay wanna dance

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:21 am

      No bacon?

      Studio Rating: 2 out of 10

      • mike
        May 20, 2013 at 6:00 pm

        sasuage is bacon DERP!!!!!

  89. Andrew
    March 10, 2013 at 2:11 am

    Will boredom stop bothering me,
    So that i can stop and say “I am free”.
    I guess there is no end at it nay,
    And now the 4 line limit came by.

    But oh to prevent a new comment i may,
    Use two more lines and I’ll just say,
    The world has 2 sides ya should really know,
    One inside and the outside for you to explore.

    Sorry for thy exceeding of limits.

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:24 am

      Well, that’s quite a good effort Andrew. So thanks, and I’ll ignore the exceeding of limits.

      Studio Rating: 5.35468 out of 10

  90. Johan
    March 12, 2013 at 2:00 am

    Humble before the one you cove,
    and especially the some you can’t.
    Try to be the one they love,
    and the hate they wish they shan’t.

    Took me 45 mins. Not bored anymore! 😀

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:25 am

      45 minutes?? Were you trying to scratch the words into solid rock?

      Studio Rating: 2.2222 out of 10

  91. readddddd
    March 12, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    Yo yo yo, what up dog
    I just made a fire in summer with a log
    I can’t see outside since there is so much fog
    Do you guys know what’s a bog?

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:28 am

      You have an excellent sense of rhythm, but your message seems confused. Interesting.

      Studio Rating: 3.88894 out of 10

  92. Sarah
    March 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Do you celebrate national earmuff day

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:29 am

      Of course! March 13 is one of my favorite days — I love earmuffs.

  93. Aparajita
    March 12, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    I have a profound question:
    Are blondes really dumb? Are grey-eyed people considered intelligent? Why do we call blondes ‘dumb’?

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:30 am

      Statistically, natural blondes are less intelligent than non-blondes. Grey-eyed people are considered intelligent, but most of them are aliens.

      • giudashyu
        July 31, 2013 at 11:38 pm

        aand grey eyed people are wolves who howl ur face

  94. Tuna
    March 12, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    To poke a bear with a stick
    Or ride a horse while on bed
    Silly things we’d think of
    If our imagination stayed on

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:32 am

      I like it, Tuna. It’s a whimsical little poem and a fitting tribute to the power of the imagination. Thanks.

      Studio Rating: 7.465 out of 10

  95. Jimmony
    March 13, 2013 at 7:43 am

    I hid the body, now what?

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:34 am


    • Person.
      June 22, 2013 at 4:04 pm

      Put a dead dog on it so that in case someone comes, no one suspects anything. Wash your hands with hydrogen peroxide too, it cleans blood. Good luck!

    • ... + .
      August 9, 2013 at 1:18 pm

      Kill someone else in another part of the country. That should freak the police out. Then, put a I-pad on the victim, with this website on the screen. Destroy half of a cardboard box, and make it look like the victim ate the cardboard box. Than put the dead guy’s DNA on the second casualty and go back home.

      Driving: extra 60 minutes.
      Covering up: extra 230 minutes.

  96. fuckthishit
    March 13, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    smoke weed if your bored

  97. Jake
    March 13, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    Bored…? Now what

  98. Jake
    March 13, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    Well I didn’t know what moderation meant so I googled it!
    I now know a new Word!!!

  99. Jake
    March 13, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    If you don’t read this message it means you’re
    1)Gay or Lezbian or Homo
    3)Playing Video games
    5)And …. That’s all I got

    • jonathan
      March 27, 2013 at 8:33 am

      i think the answer is 2 and 3 and maybe 4

    • paigee
      June 25, 2013 at 9:40 am

      I’m number 1 haha;(

  100. lauryn
    March 14, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    look up what your name means. it can be interesting… or very boring! my name means lorel.

  101. Tooner100
    March 14, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    Phone is vibrating and i on computer
    phone is dying dont knw why yet
    phone is stupid must throw out damn window
    Me hopes phone is okay i didnt mean to hurts it feelings

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:38 am

      Yes. Yes. A quite masterful depiction of our technological age and humanity’s overreliance on electronic methods of communication. Very good.

      Studio Rating: 7.999999999999 out of 10

      • Tooner100
        May 20, 2013 at 6:03 pm

        i thought it was funny at the time and decided to put up here and i dont like writing so thats a new record for me getting an almost 8

        • May 20, 2013 at 8:13 pm

          You should be proud. The average rating here is probably about 2 out of 10.

  102. gaia
    March 15, 2013 at 3:39 am

    Look at websites that tell you things to do when you’re bored.

  103. I done didleydoo
    March 15, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    what is life?

    • Nash
      March 20, 2013 at 7:39 pm

      life is a figment our our imagination.

      • May 15, 2013 at 7:39 am

        life is a pigment of our degeneration

        • Tooner100
          May 20, 2013 at 6:04 pm

          life is a giant piece of bacon

  104. Sheryl
    March 16, 2013 at 1:06 am

    I wake up in the morning,
    Thinking what shall I do today?
    And I go to sleep at night,
    Thinking what have I done today.

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:41 am

      Oh Sheryl, that’s depressing. If you haven’t done anything during the day, you should go to a bar or a club at night. Much better than sleeping.

      Studio Rating: 1 out of 10

      • livvy
        August 4, 2013 at 12:36 am

        sometimes, I wonder, “what is life” all day,
        then I think, life is where we work and play,
        People have been thinking about think for so long,
        Maybe we should just enjoy life, and go with it,
        without wondering on.

        Sorry its five lines instead of four 🙂

        • August 5, 2013 at 5:02 pm

          I’ve been drinking red wine all night, so that could have had an effect. But I quite like your little poem. It’s a bit jumbled, but so is life I guess.

          Studio Rating: 4.97814867 out of 10

  105. March 16, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    im gonna print this list out… check off all the things ill do… make a whole new list… I probably wont be bored by then but… then im gonna do all those things

    especially the blood on the sidewalk one (even though no one gives a fuck about me)cuz I know how to make fake blood…

    you have to take red food coloring, and put it in the microwave to dry it… it gets very messy so be careful and store it in a baggy

  106. Jack
    March 17, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    here is one: get a friend and one of those fake knives with the blunt blade that goes in and out make it look bloody as well as you or the friend and stab the “bloody” person outside. see if neighbors get scared and freak out.

  107. casbinso
    March 18, 2013 at 8:50 am


    its raining an im board,
    i think my dog just threw up a toad,

    its late at night,
    and my leg has fell asleep

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:55 am

      Threw up a toad? That’s one hell of an image.

      Studio Rating: 1.9835 out of 10

  108. sooboredallthetime2013
    March 18, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    ok when i went and clicked on the last iq test, it didn’t work. there was no link to take it…..

    other than that most of your stuff was pretty helpful.

    here’s my poem:

    so i like this guy
    and he likes me
    but he think i hate him
    but i really dont know why </3

    • March 19, 2013 at 4:58 pm

      Oh, that’s weird. Yeah, the link to the test has gone. I’ll leave it for a while to see if it comes back. Thanks.

      As for the poem… I’d like to be positive, so I won’t say anything.

      Studio Rating: 1.00376423 out of 10

      • March 27, 2013 at 10:18 am

        this is just for you,studio writer:you never ever reply on my things that i write.why???

        • Andrew
          May 16, 2013 at 10:55 am

          It took 2 months for him to reply to my poem 😛
          Who knows how long it’ll take him to reply to this comment? o.O

          • May 16, 2013 at 11:50 am

            About 20 minutes. I apologize to both of you. I moderate all comments on this particular article, which is impossible to do from a dirt-floor cell in a Siberian prison camp. I’m back home now, so things should start moving faster. First I need to shave off my beard and working on restoring my body mass.

  109. Danii
    March 19, 2013 at 11:13 am

    When we question life, nature and all that is… We must ask ourselves, why are we so curious.

  110. Nash
    March 20, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Little Bo peep
    F*cked her sheep
    they F*cked so nice
    she did them twice

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:57 am

      I think I’ve heard a version of this poem before. It’s pretty messed up.

      Studio Rating: 1.365874 out of 10

  111. jodeci
    March 21, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    i know it is not 4 line,but it just came to my mind:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Liam and Niall,
    Harry and Lou,
    Zayn has his mirror,
    And I have my screen,
    If you know what Im saying,
    I must learn how to clean.

    this is another one and it is 4 lines:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Dear One Direction,
    Its gotta be yo.

    • jodeci
      March 21, 2013 at 3:42 pm

      sorry I meant you not yo

    • May 15, 2013 at 7:59 am

      Wow, you really love One Direction.

      Studio Rating: 3.365874 out of 10

      • Michael
        July 8, 2013 at 10:15 pm

        it starts with roses are red u said in one of ur earlier it would be disqualified

        • August 5, 2013 at 5:04 pm

          Yeah, sorry. It just feels like jodeci has so much love for One Direction. I didn’t have the heart to disqualify him/her/it. My bad.

          • Michael
            August 6, 2013 at 6:25 am

            ah okay srry bout that

  112. umimsorrybut
    March 21, 2013 at 3:58 pm

    um im sorry but cardboard tasts like shit

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:00 am

      Try it with a pinch of salt and pepper. Makes all the difference.

  113. I'm Sarah hear me ROAR!
    March 22, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    Blahh i’m so freaking bored!! RAWR merpaderp.. Hey waz up i’m bored who are you? I LIKE PIZZA, CHOCOLATE PIE!!!!! ya i’m retarted… hey Giana is here too say hi!! HEYY PEOPLE, lol we are crazy, bored, and on a sugar rush so.. BLEHH POPTART TOASTER.. merp tired not really ah wells i like GLITTER lol. i like cats.. and dogs.. and birds.. OH LOOK A SQUIRRLE.. you people bored.. make a song or sing outloud till you get yelled at, LOL. SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl!! Party At My Place!! not really lol i wish…. meerrrppp… anyways sorry but if u post a rude comment.. I WONT CARE, know why?? Cause i do what i want when i want!! ohh ya boo ya ching chang walla walla bing bang!! lol i just wasted bout 10 minutes of your life!!!!

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:11 am

      Wow, that must be more than just a sugar rush…..

      • Michael
        July 8, 2013 at 10:10 pm

        i say like sugar explosion with alcohol on top of it

    • rish
      June 20, 2013 at 10:00 pm

      man u r bored!- welcome to da club! interesting reaction 2 a sugar rush though 🙂

  114. John
    March 23, 2013 at 3:57 pm

    hey yo wats up my peeps!! just chillin with justin bieber and harry styles! wat r u guys doin??

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:13 am

      yo I be hangin with Prince Charles of the U. to the mudder frickin K. and his homeboy Snoop Dawg yo bitches.

    • rish
      June 20, 2013 at 10:01 pm

      oh nuthing just getting a manicure wid lady gaga!

  115. Elisheva
    March 24, 2013 at 2:21 am

    I’ll be walking up a hill
    Even though my name ain’t Jill.
    What I’ll see on top
    Hopefully wont make me hop or plop.

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:18 am

      Hmmm, interesting. A crafty play on a classic rhyme. Nice.

      Studio Rating: 5.354 out of 10

  116. Fingers
    March 24, 2013 at 6:03 am

    I feel like my hair has gone green
    And i’m watching charlie sheen
    I want to bang the queen
    Without being seen

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:23 am

      Extremely odd but I kind of like it. The idea of banging the queen without being seen is very intriguing.

      Studio Rating: 3.687354 out of 10

      • Fingers
        May 15, 2013 at 9:57 am

        Ok- round 2.

        I like blobs
        I like door knobs
        I just drank some Cilit Bang
        Im seeing Japan.

        • May 15, 2013 at 10:37 am

          That’s even weirder than your first poem. Congratulations!

          Studio Rating: 3.687312

  117. jonathan
    March 27, 2013 at 6:52 am

    my poem: there are birds flying around,i know i do not live in a hound and i’m bored as heck, but i love my neck.[i do not know how to do lines] :}

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:25 am

      Poem: poor. Inability to do lines: troubling.

      Studio Rating: 1.0006874 out of 10

  118. jonathan
    March 27, 2013 at 6:58 am

    i think that trying to put your self in a freezer and trying to see how long you could survive is a stupid idea becuase taking a chance of doing that could kill you.

  119. jonathan
    March 27, 2013 at 7:00 am

    now i know:
    how to do lines :]

  120. jonathan
    March 27, 2013 at 7:56 am

    another poem by me:
    i know that life is not a piece of cake
    and i know that some people like to bake,
    but what do you do when you are bored? play whith a plastic sword? or do you go outside and play a relay?

    • jonathan
      March 27, 2013 at 7:57 am

      oh yah!

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:26 am

      Well it rhymes OK, but it’s not exactly a classic.

      Studio Rating: 2.3654 out of 10

  121. jonathan
    March 27, 2013 at 10:29 am

    there are butterflys fluttering,
    they are so beautiful in the air,
    all there beautiful colors on them we see,so peaceful and graceful.

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:28 am

      Hmmm…. needs work. But you’re almost there.

      Studio Rating: 2.3655 out of 10

    • Eline
      June 26, 2013 at 6:29 am


      • August 5, 2013 at 5:06 pm


        • Bored person 7,171,007,451
          August 9, 2013 at 1:28 pm


          Seriously, are you guys reading all the comments and correcting grammar errors?

          Greetings to all other bored persons on this website.

          — Anonymous, extremely bored, regular person 7,171,007,451

  122. im tired
    March 28, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    I cant think of a thing to do
    Right now it’s very boring
    I don’t have any ideas
    So i’ll listen to the person next door, who is snoring.

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:29 am

      Compact and well delivered, but lacking substance.

      Studio Rating: 2.3687468 out of 10

  123. marylyn sendah
    March 28, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    what kinda satanic devil are you. seriously. illumnati????? the curch of satan??? go back to hell ’cause we dont need you.

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:31 am

      Well that’s a very mean thing to say.

      • Michael
        July 8, 2013 at 10:06 pm

        apparentlly hihs parents didnt raise him all that good

    • ali
      June 23, 2013 at 5:17 pm

      Do you mind? I find it very offensive when people discriminate against Satan and his evilness. He has the right to express his personality just like you

      • August 5, 2013 at 5:09 pm

        That’s a very noble and understanding point of view, ali. Satan does have a right to be heard. Even if he is the embodiment of all evil.

  124. danz
    March 28, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    im still bored

  125. potato
    March 29, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    This is what i like to do when im bored: i go on the interwebs and search wtf fun facts and read them. Its super interesting and fills your brain with knowedge

    • Tooner100
      May 20, 2013 at 6:10 pm

      u just described hell

  126. T-John
    March 29, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    Welcome boardum with open arms
    For through relief can you win the charm
    Of the relief of boardum, when knowledge is gained
    Only to be lost when boardum comes again.
    Your sight is my compass!

    • May 15, 2013 at 8:53 am

      Boardum? Well, apart from that, a decent attempt. Good structure, and an interesting last line.

      Studio Rating: 4.006584 out of 10

  127. cat
    March 31, 2013 at 7:50 am

    Make Your own Jack Ass movie @ home!!! LMAO

    • Tooner100
      May 20, 2013 at 6:12 pm

      dont do what steve-o does ever it hurst like hell

  128. hygh
    April 9, 2013 at 3:02 am

    I dont want to do any of these thing s this the first day of my holidays what am I going to do for 2 months.

  129. natzi garcia
    April 9, 2013 at 4:58 am

    when you are in the elevador you should drop a pen and wait for the other person to pick it up and then scream at them saying “Hey that is my pen!”

  130. jimmy the pig
    April 15, 2013 at 9:27 am

    Boredom is nature’s way of saying get off your ass and do something.

    Death is nature’s way of saying you’ve done enough.

    • ali
      June 23, 2013 at 5:15 pm

      are you depressed? because that sounds cool, but pretty depressing

  131. kazeem
    April 18, 2013 at 3:47 am

    Am bored
    I want a pet
    Pet I wanted
    Beast I got

    • May 15, 2013 at 9:00 am

      “Pet I wanted / Beast I got” — that’s just about my favorite two lines so far. Nice one.

      Studio Rating: 6.364 out of 10

  132. SAX MAN
    April 22, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.”

  133. likeaboss2000
    April 30, 2013 at 3:11 am

    i love cheese
    i hate peas
    i ate leaves
    i lost my keys

  134. tiarra
    May 17, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    you’re an asshole
    because you rate real low
    but guess what mother fucker
    no one gives a shit, so get up and go

    • May 18, 2013 at 6:28 am

      Ouch. But you’re totally correct, I do mark real low. That’s because most of the poems suck balls. I mark high when something is worthy of a high mark. That’s kind of the point.

      Studio Rating: 4.3654635 out of 10

  135. CJ
    May 20, 2013 at 4:22 am

    Boredom is such a bad thing,
    Others can’t do anything,
    Rather than be sick,
    End that boredom real quick,
    Do something you’d like, anything!

    Sorry for breaking the four line rule. Wanted the acronym badly.

    • May 22, 2013 at 7:03 am

      You are forgiven for breaking the four-line rule because of your glorious acrostic (kind of like an acronym). Acrostic poems are awesomely cheesy, we like them. Well done.

      Studio Rating: 5.354 out of 10

      (ps if any of you are really, really, really bored, read more about acrostics here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acrostic)

      • CJ
        May 22, 2013 at 8:06 am

        Yay! High rating!

        • Michael
          July 8, 2013 at 10:03 pm

          i still have the highest rating though

          • August 5, 2013 at 5:16 pm

            Is that a fact? Seriously. I’ve been meaning to search for the highest rating so far, but I can’t be bothered.

          • Jackie
            February 25, 2017 at 4:45 am

            God why dont u just fuc# already! You’ve certainly had ur nose up the moderator’s ars# long enough

  136. Allan
    May 25, 2013 at 3:08 pm

    Let’s be optimistic
    If the planet were destroyed
    We’d be gone but so would all
    The people we avoid

    MORAL: always look on the bright side of life 😀

    • May 28, 2013 at 8:16 am

      I like it. A moral poem for an immoral world. Or something like that.

      Studio Rating: 5.325 out of 10

  137. cupcsk
    May 25, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    this website sucks I hate it

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:18 pm

      Nuclear war sucks, I hate it. A lot.

      • Name *
        August 9, 2013 at 1:39 pm

        Okay, this is going into the wrong direction…. Don’t bring up nuclear wars in front of bored people who would even eat cardboard boxes if they are bored. Please don’t give them any ideas!

        Serious request from a person who has already done 3 posts on this website this evening, because he is tired of reading comments of people who don’t even take the time to correct even one gramm error. (Okay, this is going to be the most hated comment on this website tomorrow! Well, I will have at least one thing to do tomorrow)

  138. zoog
    May 26, 2013 at 10:40 am


  139. Jill
    May 26, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    I tried the free sex poster idea. OMG, I had a que at my door! I had to bring them into my lounge room, as I was worried about too much attention. Once I had a lounge room full of guys and 1 hot chick, I took the sign down. I started to take 1 person at a time in my bedroom. The others still waiting were getting impatient. So, I walked out into the lounge room naked and said get your clothes off, we are all going to have some fun. The hot chick was first to take her clothes off, then the buff tradesman, then the other 3 guys. Yeah, not bored now!

  140. greg
    May 26, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    A long awaited good poo
    Is better than a bad screw
    The feeling of releasing a long awaited pee
    Is not as good as being disease free

    • May 28, 2013 at 8:21 am

      A very wise and timely poem. Thanks Greg.

      Studio Rating: 5.0035645684 out of 10

  141. May 27, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    On your knees
    Crying in the open.
    I’m holding you together
    How’d you get so broken.

  142. daginga
    May 28, 2013 at 11:19 am

    Make a playlist on playlist.com of songs you haven’t even heard. Try some new music. To get you started:
    Any song by Sleeping With Sirens
    People are strange by The Doors
    I Miss You by Blink-182
    Time is On My Side-The Rolling Stones
    Dark Blue-Jack’s Mannequin
    I Constantly Thank God for Esteban-Panic! At The Disco (Or other Panic! At The Disco songs)
    Sugar, We’re Going Down-Fallout Boy
    Dance, Dance-Fallout Boy
    Iris-Goo Goo Dolls

  143. Fred
    May 29, 2013 at 5:45 am

    Some of them could be fun, maybe…….

  144. Leahhhh
    May 30, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    I got an IQ of 105 on the first test, what’s the average?

  145. vanessa
    June 1, 2013 at 5:29 am

    ive got somet, have a lovely shit 😀 haha aha Or you could pretend your riding a unicorn under a rainbow 😀

  146. Does it matter?
    June 2, 2013 at 11:38 am

    We are all controlled by a 7 year old. Her parents bought her a doll house universe to make up for the fact that they never spend time with her. Every time they ignore her they buy her a new doll… She’s a very disturbed child.

    • ali
      June 23, 2013 at 5:13 pm

      Wow, that sounds incredibly, scarily possible. I’m going to believe that for the rest of my life. i’ll write a story about, get rich, not be bored and have a good life. Thanks, buddy

      • August 5, 2013 at 5:20 pm

        Yeah, nice idea.

      • 5th comment
        August 9, 2013 at 1:40 pm

        Yeah, like that’s gonna happen….

  147. Anonymous
    June 3, 2013 at 3:20 am

    Search your friends/family on google or google images.

  148. June 5, 2013 at 6:22 am

    go to your facebook than clevebot than talk to random people and on facebook whatever they say to you copy and paste it on clevebot than what ever it say copy whatever clevebot says than post it to the people you talk to and than its funny as hell sometimes lol

  149. TheCHISCHUN
    June 5, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    Boredom, The feeling of emptiness
    Lost in a world,
    Of nothing…….
    Then, you find the T.V. Remote and your fixed.

    (Doesnt have the best flow, but it is from the heart.) :3

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:24 pm

      You know, I hear a lot of people bitching about TV. “Oh, I don’t have a TV, it rots your brain” — that kind of stuff. Sure, there are a lot of terrible, mindless TV shows out there, but also a lot of good, mind-expanding stuff. The TV remote is a powerful tool when wielded with control. A bit like a lightsaber. As for your poem…

      Studio Rating: 4.8575465 out of 10

  150. TheCHISCHUN
    June 5, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    Also, search up Spider-Man memes, you will never be the same again 😛

  151. IamFlippingAwesome
    June 6, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    Make a sign thats says “Free Hugs” and stand over at the king soopers close to you and look like a hobo.

  152. June 7, 2013 at 3:48 am

    love this fabulous u know i cant lick my toes withut putting them in the freezer and dip it in jam cause they call me toe jam im from larne fhftrjwefjkrhdgmhtrjgrg know what i mean #followmeon twitter @danielmckeague

  153. breanna
    June 7, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    Lol just went through all these comments.

  154. doesnt matter
    June 7, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    i am bored.
    yes its true.
    i am bored.
    how ’bout you?

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:25 pm

      Short, sweet, precise.

      Studio Rating: 4.00000275 out of 10

  155. Pandapiggie
    June 9, 2013 at 1:30 am

    Okay, the studio writer is…. A tough marker, to say the least, so ill try make this a good one.

    Summers here, we’ve skipped spring,
    The holidays have almost come, lets do that ‘ting
    Foreign countries, France, Spain
    Accompanied with food and no pain!

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:27 pm

      Hmmm…. I’m kind of liking it. It’s got that fresh holiday feel, which is nice.

      Studio Rating: 4.00000000375436543 out of 10

  156. bruce
    June 10, 2013 at 5:28 am

    why are there so many random things to do on the list?

  157. EMILYYY
    June 13, 2013 at 10:32 am

    i did the headbutt a ceiling one but the thing i was standing on was just short enough so when i try to head butt the ceiling i just barely miss >:(

  158. EMILYYY
    June 13, 2013 at 10:38 am

    the rain drops drop
    dribble dribble dop
    dibble dribble dop pop
    when will it stop

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:30 pm

      Ah, onomatopoeia! Good.

      Studio Rating: 4.000000000002356 out of 10

  159. anonymous
    June 13, 2013 at 10:53 am

    i didnt volunteer for things. i volunteered my friend for things and now she has about 20 email’s in her inbox of people wanting her to volunteer

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:30 pm

      You bad, bad, friend.

    • 7th comment
      August 9, 2013 at 1:49 pm

      Great idea!

      Going to do it right now!

  160. Sammy Fattich
    June 14, 2013 at 7:04 pm

    Mes dont think that wis is very helpful. Mes think that we should try being cute and eat lots of food or look up r*** videos on the internet their much more fun :DD

    -Sammy Fattich-

  161. mojo jojo!
    June 17, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    my poem:
    if u were a candy and i were a man
    id shove u in my mouth as fast as i can.
    but if u were my dogs poo
    id tell you to shoo.

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:33 pm

      Wow. Interesting. Especially for a psychologist.

      Studio Rating: 2.02675 out of 10

  162. BunnyRabbitlovesMIJI
    June 18, 2013 at 1:39 pm

    My poem…

    Looking at the blank tv screen.
    Im bored, you can tell.
    My ex was mean.
    He can to go to hell.

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:35 pm

      Blank, bored, mean, hell. That really is quite a beautiful progression, thanks.

      Studio Rating: 6.35436584 out of 10

  163. BunnyRabbitlovesMIJI
    June 18, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    Whats a haiku?

  164. BunnyRabbitlovesMIJI
    June 18, 2013 at 1:53 pm


    I have a dog.
    His name is Banana.
    He fights with the neighbors hog.
    And he runs around, til he loses stamina!

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:36 pm

      I pretty picture expressed with childlike innocence. Kind of.

      Studio Rating: 3.3564 out of 10

  165. Me
    June 19, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    Go poop in a bathtub yay

  166. gretch
    June 20, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    Im gonna try the poem.

    Oh, wind, do you care?
    Oh how you mess up my hair,
    Its embarressing.

    That was a haiku.

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:37 pm

      Passionate, concise and heartfelt.

      Studio Rating: 3.1 out of 10

  167. Baby Im single
    June 20, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    This is a really stupid list

  168. rish
    June 20, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    i cant fit into my freezer 🙁 – wud da refrigerator do? :p

  169. Rebekah Shaw
    June 21, 2013 at 11:49 am

    I went to the doctor’s
    I went to the mountain
    I looked to children
    I drank from the fountain

    What is the meaning of life?!

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:39 pm

      Oh dear.

      Studio Rating: 1.000001 out of 10

  170. Random bored person.
    June 21, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    I love you Studio Writer. Your replies made my day. And yes, I’m extremely bored and I’m about to die from boredom. Save me please~

  171. Lego
    June 23, 2013 at 6:32 am

    I was feeling rather bored,
    So I caught a dragonfly.
    My mother says I hoard,
    And so I let the dragon fly.

    I actually caught the dragonfly, and I made a terrarium, but the bastard got away.

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:40 pm

      What a little bastard.

      Studio Rating: 2.0654 out of 10

    June 23, 2013 at 8:48 am

    you stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RRAAAAAARRRRR!!!! MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!!

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:40 pm


      • 8th comment
        August 9, 2013 at 1:51 pm

        You know you just made my day? even though it is 23:51…

  173. ali
    June 23, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    This is my profound question:
    If I become entertained by being bored, does that mean being bored is entertaining? In which case, is there not an entire paradox within the space/time continuum? Or does the word bored in fact mean entertained? Are they simply the same thing presented differently?
    Its funny how much longer I could go for if I just kept following that train of thought. Anyway, I think that there is a tear in the space/time continuum about being bored and we need doctor Who to turn up and save us.

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:42 pm

      It means you have realized that being bored is in fact an incredible opportunity for doing whatever the hell you want to do. I think.

  174. ali
    June 23, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    My poem:
    It’s funny how we look around
    And when bored, don’t hear a sound
    But when occupied, we cannot stop
    Hearing sounds that we’d forgot
    Its pretty random but hey, it only took 1 min so I can’t expect too much

    • August 5, 2013 at 5:43 pm

      For one minute that’s pretty damn good.

      Studio Rating: 5.325 out of 10

  175. Bored
    June 24, 2013 at 6:16 am

    This is my poem:
    I am bored
    So give me a sword
    And if I have a sword
    I won’t be bored

    • August 11, 2013 at 3:57 pm

      I’m guessing you’ll no longer be bored if you have a sword because either a) you’ll be able to sword fight, which is pretty sweet, or b) you’ll be able to decapitate yourself, which is a very permanent cure for boredom.

      Studio Rating: 4.355 out of 10

  176. Derrick
    June 25, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    die on the sun

  177. DanandThetwins
    June 26, 2013 at 6:01 am

    Why will you never meet the sexiest people in the world?

  178. DanandThetwins
    June 26, 2013 at 6:18 am

    Twins twins
    with the chins
    their names are
    Jack and Finn! Yeeeeahhh <3
    BURMA <3

  179. Eline
    June 26, 2013 at 6:25 am

    I am bored.
    When will my life start?
    Someone took a sword,
    And stabbed it through my heart.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:02 pm

      Ouch, that’s a sad little poem. I actually quite like it, it has a nice tone.

      Studio Rating: 4.999999 out of 10

  180. person
    June 26, 2013 at 9:52 am

    has anyone else noticed that most of this page is made up of the comments, also most of the comments are stupid and then the stupid comments are dissed by others, feel free to diss this!!!


  181. MelanieChapman
    June 26, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    She stares out window,
    Softens cheeks from tears.
    Longing for something,
    Hidden by her fears.

    Poem (:

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:03 pm

      Thank you MelanieChapman. That’s another sad but sweet poem. I like it.

      Studio Rating: 5 out of 10

  182. hi
    June 27, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    my mother doesnt let me go on the internet when she is around
    she think ill masterbate like a hound
    but she is not around
    and the wabsites im watching are profound

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:05 pm

      What’s a “wabsite”? Sound dubious. Hope your mother doesn’t catch you….

      Studio Rating: 3.00000000275 out of 10

  183. grace
    June 28, 2013 at 9:42 am

    i feel like doing number 27 lawl

    makes you want to go back up and look doesn’t it

  184. grace
    June 28, 2013 at 9:44 am

    sorry i put the same one twice

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:06 pm

      No problem Grace. Just don’t do it again.

  185. conrad dugen
    June 28, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    Mike oxlong…….. HAHAHAHA you said it

  186. bob
    June 28, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    count to a million

  187. cheeselover
    June 29, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Heres my profound question: who would win in a race a snail ora worm? Im voting for the worm! Worms rule!!!

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:12 pm

      Hmmm, good question. I think I’ll also vote for worm. Snails can move about 3 inches per minute. I reckon a worm can go faster than that.

  188. TheGirlWhoseQuiteOdd
    June 29, 2013 at 1:19 pm

    I’ve read most of these comments
    some are quite odd
    But at least I’m still sane
    But not for long…

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:13 pm

      I agree, some are quite odd. But that’s good, right?

      Studio Rating: 3.6587468574 out of 10

  189. O_o
    June 29, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    Sometimes I think
    you’re a fish.
    Drab, sadistic, scheming, fish.
    who does nothing all day.

    Thanks to Google for giving me the def. of sadistic.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:14 pm

      I like it! It’s completely weird but kind of cool. Thanks.

      Studio Rating: 7.15646 out of 10

  190. Nina (Pinta and Santa Maria)
    June 29, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    I’m just looking through the comments at everything studio writer replied to. Hilarious.

  191. Samboner
    June 29, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    Cows eat grass
    Horses eat hay
    girls are a pain in the ass
    no wonder guys turn gay

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:17 pm

      Controversial. I mean the girls bit is controversial, not the bit about cows and horses. But good in some bizarre way.

      Studio Rating: 4.935 out of 10

  192. ANDRREW
    June 30, 2013 at 8:59 pm



  193. Rachel Ray
    July 1, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Lost kitten! Gray with a yellow spot on his leg. We found him in longpoke, califonia, at a local Walmart. If you know this kitten or know anyone who might know him please give us a call at 123-456-7890. Thanks for your cooperation!

  194. Kija
    July 1, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    I sit on my couch,
    There’s nothing to do,
    What must I do to prove it to you,
    I’ve gone over this list,
    I giggled a bit,
    But now I am bored, and I’ve reached my limit.
    It’s summer vacation,
    only a few days in,
    I’ve waited so long it feels like a sin,
    To sit here all day pitying myself,
    When I have all these books waiting on my shelf, (I’m an avid reader, btw. Not school books, novels and such.)
    I’ve been looking forward to
    Having nothing to do,
    But now i can’t wait till September,
    So I can go back to go back to school.

    Not four lines, but I’m not so bored anymore.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:19 pm

      Definitely not four lines, but a very good attempt nonetheless. And it helped cure some of your boredom, so that’s nice.

      Studio Rating: 6.888 out of 10

  195. Anonymous
    July 2, 2013 at 3:07 am

    You have really bad ideas.. I mean join the church of *****!! (number 9). just check what you’ve typed before posting it will you! You should be ashamed of yourself! maybe kids visit websites like this!! I cant beleive it!

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:21 pm

      I did check it before I posted. A few times actually. I guess I’ll go stand in the corner and be ashamed for a while. BRB.

  196. BESTIE
    July 2, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    This whole thing like seriously made my life. I would love to try and headbutt the ceiling. C’mon. It’s pretty funny..

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:24 pm

      Do it! The great thing about the ceiling challenge is the almost endless range of ceiling heights around the world. I mean, once you’ve headbutted your living room ceiling you can try to headbutt something higher like the ceiling in your local police station. Then the ceiling in a bus station. Then the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel.

      Endless, truly endless….

  197. nikita
    July 2, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    i always get boardbut i never do any thing like that and another thing to do is find out what your friends hate and go vist them and scare them thank u for the ideas but i am not alowed to do any of the sorry

  198. ImSerious
    July 3, 2013 at 7:37 am

    Serious question: What did Cave-women do when they were on their period? I really want to know, I am not joking.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:27 pm

      It depended on their local environment. Coastal cave women often sat on a walrus for a few days, while desert cave women would bury themselves up to the waist in sand.

  199. ImSerious
    July 3, 2013 at 7:43 am

    I see ice cream
    I eat it
    Screwing all the people
    that look fit

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:28 pm

      Ice cream and screwing? What a great combination.

      Studio Rating: 3.56 out of 10

  200. Anonymous
    July 3, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    Go on Omegle

  201. this is so funny
    July 4, 2013 at 11:26 am

    i love this website!!!! it made me laugh so hard. i mean: “Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life”? hilarious!!!! no one else find that funny?

  202. bored af i am
    July 5, 2013 at 5:23 am

    bored omg help me omg someone brighten up my day just say the first thing that comes into your mind

    • 9th comment
      August 9, 2013 at 2:01 pm


      I suppose that wouldn’t let you feel any nicer, but still, it’s better than nothing right?

  203. Willis
    July 5, 2013 at 8:20 am

    Wow I never thought that someone could be so bored to do all that stupid stuff.
    I swear if anyone does that you are not going to live in that country anymore

  204. dfghjksdfghjk
    July 5, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    these comments are more interesting then the ways to overcome boredom xD

    • 10th comment
      August 9, 2013 at 2:05 pm

      no, this is the secret way of overcoming boredom. really, it is. Anyone reading this comment has no life at all. I ask you, fellow boremasters of the eleventh kingdom: Friends? We share a lot together…

      like I said earlier, this is going to be the most hated comment of all those boring comments out there. @ haters, see ya tomorrow!

  205. anonymous
    July 5, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    how to make potato ‘poha’in mexican style???
    how to play cards with one eye open??

  206. kathryn
    July 6, 2013 at 9:00 pm

    lol the most hilarious thing i have ever read!! This just made my day.

  207. Bacon > Life
    July 8, 2013 at 8:37 am

    Poem 1:
    My sister plays games in the background
    While I attempt to write
    A poem of epic proportions–
    I must fight to overcome this plight!

    Poem 2:
    “Bring out the frying pan and grease it well,
    Cooking the bacon will bring out the smell
    Of a feast unimaginable”–“Eh? But sir, pray tell,
    Is it this meat causing your stomach to swell?”
    *insert slap across the face*

    I got nothing.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:32 pm

      First poem: not so good.

      Studio Rating: 2.05 out of 10

      Second poem: I love the first two lines, really good. The third line kind of jumbles it all up, but I still like it as a whole. Thanks. And thanks to bacon, too.

      Studio Rating: 6.697698 out of 10

  208. Michael
    July 8, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    i have a puzzle
    and thinking what todo
    i instead play chuzzle
    while doing the puzzle too

    but while doing the puzzle
    i use my foot
    now i have my friends puzzled
    on y im using my foot

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:34 pm

      I’m completely puzzled too. In a good way? Maybe. Not sure.

      Studio Rating: 4.56789 out of 10

  209. retard
    July 9, 2013 at 8:47 pm

    I checked out this site,
    If I’m honest it’s sh*te.
    I’ve nothing better to do,
    So now I’m going to have a w*nk.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:36 pm

      Your mother gave you a very appropriate name.

      Studio Rating: 2.6987 out of 10

  210. noah
    July 10, 2013 at 7:11 am

    Blood is so red
    Gorrilas eat poo
    I will punch your face
    Cos` I hate you

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:37 pm

      Blood, gorillas and unprovoked aggression…. Fair enough!

      Studio Rating: 5.9999 out of 10

  211. noah
    July 10, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Keep calm
    Kill squids

    For skydoesminecraft

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:38 pm

      Not sure I understand this one. Is it even meant to be a poem?

      Studio Rating: 0.2135468 out of 10

  212. Gabz
    July 10, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    if one day you look up to the sky
    and you see that the most shiny star isn’t there
    dont worry im alright

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:40 pm

      Ah, that’s sweet. In a kind of egomaniacal way.

      Studio Rating: 4.0003658 out of 10

  213. July 11, 2013 at 12:03 am

    brilliant!!! im doing most of these and posting them on youtube!!!

  214. Someone
    July 11, 2013 at 6:51 am

    I like Pancakes,
    I like Computers,
    I like Fun Stuff,
    And I like My Life

    • 11th comment
      August 9, 2013 at 2:07 pm

      You don’t have a life anymore, I’m afraid. Just posting something on this website takes it all out of you.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:42 pm

      That’s probably the happiest, most upbeat poem ever posted on this website. May the Gods of Wherever bless you.

      Studio Rating: 7.3564 out of 10 (including two extra happy-points)

  215. Someone
    July 11, 2013 at 6:56 am

    I like Pancakes,
    I like Ice-cream,
    I like Cake,
    And I like Me!!

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:44 pm

      OK, that’s enough happiness from you.

      Studio Rating: 3.33584 out of 10

  216. Dogman
    July 11, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    My poem

    What is life it for sure is not a box of chochalates
    For everything is nothing but atoms ,atoms r nothing
    The only thing we feel is our own percepcion
    The universe revolves around me as an individual
    Is our universe a computer program who know but
    For u are the only thing real to your self so be real
    Lose your Borden for u are king of your own domain
    You say your bored do something that matters
    Give a tip to a waitress be nice to someone
    Have a positive influence I garentee it’s a cure
    To your bordum I’m sure the etheopiens are 100k
    Times more bord than us ,for them a food fight is punishable
    By death.
    Be someone!!!

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:46 pm

      Fucking hell…..! Hahahahaha! Sorry, but that’s a funny poem.

      Studio Rating: 5.68974 out of 10

  217. Bob (obviously)
    July 12, 2013 at 2:18 am

    Supposed to be difficult not difficul

    • umbilical
      August 9, 2013 at 2:17 pm

      here is my poem, more like a rap lol

      I was bored so i went to get my phone
      But there was damage to its cord and so i got in my ford
      And drove till i got to the store
      Bought a new cord, and drove back home
      Fixed my phone and called my bitch who goes to oxford….

      She picked up her phone and gave me the hello
      I said when r u coming back home, she said once i pay back my loan
      I made a joke and said I can’t wait till i get you boned
      She said i love you my feudal lord
      Then we gave each other our adores, and hung up the phone…

      Then i went to the kitchen to get some popcorn
      Slipped on the floor and almost broke my spinal cord
      Turned on the TV to watch Rambo
      But it didn’t turn on, something wrong with the circuit board

      Came back to my room to watch some porn
      Turned off the porn after four, and wrote this post and to give my lols

      Wow i’m so bored lol

      • August 11, 2013 at 5:38 pm

        Dude, that’s like an epic poem of boredomness. I salute you!

        Studio Rating: 7.397 out of 10

  218. Drunken-Smurf95
    July 12, 2013 at 12:12 pm

    Hahaha f**king hell I’m totally not bored anymore after reading some of these comments! I’m officially entertained thanks! :’)

  219. :D
    July 12, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    Once Upon a Time,
    My uncle made a crime.

    I wasn’t as bored,
    when I found an old accord.

  220. July 12, 2013 at 8:54 pm

    thanks man, number 6 really good for me. helpfull

  221. Nidhi
    July 13, 2013 at 12:44 am

    I spent 40 min reading the whole comments section and I thought I’d was hilarious!

  222. Nidhi
    July 13, 2013 at 1:17 am

    Attacked footballs and monkey bars in energetic desperation
    Pored over books and honest publications
    But faced SUCH extreme taunts and derision
    That I’m back to rotting my head with television

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:48 pm

      Wow, that is a poem with a killer edge. Nice work.

      Studio Rating: 8 out of 10

  223. megan
    July 14, 2013 at 1:22 am

    i am a avrige girl

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:50 pm

      We can all be average and very, very special at the same time.

  224. Risha
    July 15, 2013 at 3:03 am

    Wellll this is my haiku, it’s a bit off-topic from all the other poems, but hey, it’s summer, the topic goes 🙂

    “The looks of a rose.”
    Roses with sharp thorns,
    Bright, red, spiral and petaled
    A source of sweet scents

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:51 pm

      Not really a haiku. But not bad.

      Studio Rating: 4.698 out of 10

  225. Anon
    July 16, 2013 at 7:50 am

    I got even more bored trying to read through this… Meh

  226. Zellatjie
    July 16, 2013 at 10:20 am

    Really funny

  227. Shootin Walls
    July 16, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    Lol this is hilarious I’m unbored just reading. I’m gonna make something hit my sisters with my mind! When your bored, spray-paint a yellow smily face on yourr wall and shoot it until your roommate takes the gun away from you. Go blow something up. Go to a store and drop stuff on “accident.” Make a youtube video rambling about how bored you are then talk about your life. Read all the comments. That will make you unbored. My peom.
    I’m bored.
    Really bored.
    So I went online.

    How original I know! Oh one more un boreding thing, spell a bunch of stuff wrong when commenting on random websites and see how many people yell/correct at you!

    My question:
    Best way to sneak away from a crowd and unakrawrdly kiss a guy.

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:53 pm

      Wow, you sound really hyperactive. Cool.

      Answer: I’ve never tried to sneak away from a crowd and I’ve definitely never tried to kiss a guy. So I’ll let someone more qualified answer your question.

  228. bob marley
    July 16, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    Here is my poem, please reply to this and i’ll post a haiku(:
    We gave you a chance
    To water the plants.
    We didn’t mean that way,
    Now zip up your pants!

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:55 pm

      Shamed and disqualified for plagiarism.


  229. bob marley
    July 16, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Oh whatever I’ll post another. Please reply for both in one comment!
    Beautiful daisies
    All in a row
    Toil in the sunshine
    Wilt in the snow

    • August 11, 2013 at 4:57 pm

      Hmmm…. Is that your own work? I couldn’t find it online, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. In which case, well done. Good poem.

      Studio Rating: 6.358 out of 10 (minus one point due to doubt)

  230. Juliet Iskowitz
    July 18, 2013 at 9:50 pm

    If there’s a heaven I’ll keep it a secret
    There is a hell believe me I’ve seen it
    Question the world and soon you will leave it
    Drowning the demons that know how to swim.

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:03 pm

      Well, it seems like your first two lines are suspiciously similar to an album title by the band Bring Me the Horizon. Christ only knows who they are, but I’m afraid I’m very close to disqualifying you….

      Studio Rating: 1.36943543854 (minus 3 points for suspiciousness)

  231. DAVE
    July 19, 2013 at 1:33 am

    I went to milk a cow,
    I didn’t quite know how,
    I pulled the wrong tit,
    Got kicked in the leg.

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:05 pm

      Cows are dangerous things.

      Studio Rating: 4.354 out of 10

  232. free cake
    July 19, 2013 at 7:55 pm

    i have a stupid idea…

    go around shouting random stuff untill someone cares

  233. Emma
    July 20, 2013 at 5:28 am

    here’s my poem:
    The sun rises and brightens the darkened spaces, With just friendly shadows with no faces, With soothing sounds of waves hugging the shore, and majestic birds start to soar…


    • August 11, 2013 at 5:07 pm

      Good. Color, sound, movement. Well done Emma.

      Studio Rating: 7.3587698 out of 10

  234. flamex07
    July 21, 2013 at 1:12 am

    Staring into the eyes
    Of death herself
    Falling forever from reach
    You slip from my grasp

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:09 pm

      It’s like a fateful fraction of a fragment, sad and sublime (oops. I think the wine’s kicking in….)

      Studio Rating: 6.36974 out of 10

  235. sara
    July 23, 2013 at 7:16 am

    im still bored:/

  236. Emily
    July 24, 2013 at 4:54 am

    There once was a cat.
    He ate a rat.
    Then he became fat.
    And now he’s a brat.

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:10 pm

      Simple and childlike. Nothing wrong with that.

      Studio Rating: 4.354 out of 10

  237. Ally
    July 24, 2013 at 8:54 am

    Some of you have no sense of humour,
    Yo, I’m big and fat like a satsuma,
    Watch out homies, Ally’s in town,
    Tryna turn yo’ frown upside down.
    (PS: Read this is Drake’s voice. And yes, I do, in fact, know how to spell.)

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:11 pm

      Who’s Drake? A pirate?

      Studio Rating: 3.2 out of 10

  238. John
    July 26, 2013 at 12:01 am

    I came on this website to find something that wouldn’t bore me and everything was interesting but not something I wanted to do at the moment but instead all of the comments that I have read actually kept me quite entertained.

  239. shanaya
    July 26, 2013 at 7:07 am

    hey, i tried the fake blood thing with the side walk to see if anyone would give a shit and the next thing i know,people picking me up and im creaming and they are screaming and they still think im dead and wont put me down for hell, then when they do, a cute man, began feeling my breasts….lol

  240. bob
    July 27, 2013 at 8:29 am

    wat the f** was that ment to be all abput crazy ppl

  241. Rebecca
    July 29, 2013 at 7:56 am


    That’s my poem

  242. Katie
    July 29, 2013 at 11:21 pm


  243. BiggButtSize100000000
    July 30, 2013 at 2:20 pm

    i have a big butt and my name is Henry

  244. Yonnii craii
    July 30, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    My dog died
    Because she was being a little hoe
    And I kept telling her
    That it was a big NO NO!!!

    #true story..mii dog died because she was havin sex wit a lot of dogs…R.I.P PENNY!!!!mommy luvz u

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:17 pm

      Damn, death by dog sex. Poor Penny.

      Studio Rating: 3.32545 out of 10

  245. Jifnoununcidmk
    July 31, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    Pizza is giving hygienic Higgins vividly hugging futility yogurt

    Stupid auto correct

  246. Imjustboredsodontmakeitmoreboring
    July 31, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    Bored people, bored people everywhere.

  247. De
    August 1, 2013 at 7:36 am

    Read all the comments posted.

  248. WriterofWords
    August 3, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Boredom beating idea: Read every single comment here and critisise spelling and grammar. Even if it’s correct.
    I once was bored,
    but this list has struck a chord,
    I’m off to join the Illuminati,
    I’ve always been something of a Culturati,

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:19 pm

      You’ve spelt chorde and joyne wrong and there shouldn’t be a comma after Illuminati.

      Studio Rating: 2.68 out of 10

  249. boredom house mafia
    August 4, 2013 at 6:43 am

    wells have water
    water is in wells
    you are 60% water
    you are a well

    I am too talented

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      You are indeed too talented.

      Studio Rating: 2.000000698 out of 10

  250. 9yszfh
    August 5, 2013 at 5:26 am

    make me a sandwhich
    filled with cheese
    let me eat that shit
    unicorns exist


    • August 11, 2013 at 5:20 pm

      Weird. And not in a good way.

      Studio Rating: 1.003658 out of 10

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