50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home

Here are 50 things to do when you’re bored at home, including things to do online and hands-on activities. Neither StudioKnow nor the author accepts any responsibility whatsoever for any injuries or arrests caused by the following suggestions. On a more positive note, if you do end up in hospital and/or jail, at least you’ll be getting out of the house. Awesome.

Hey bored people, we’ve published a second boredom-busting article called 50 Things to Do When You’re Bored Online. It’s brilliant, so go there once you’ve read this article. Word to your mother.

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50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home

  1. Try to climb through all the rooms in your home without touching the floor
  2. Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
  3. Shave your pets
  4. Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
  5. Start a free blog on WordPress or Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
  6. Email an ex girlfriend or boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
  7. Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s sake. Don’t have any book? We recommend Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce
  8. Create an upside-down room. Choose a room and take a few photos of it. Then, invert the entire room by sticking all of the things on the floor up on the ceiling and vice versa. Don’t forget to invert any framed pictures. You will need a drill, nails and lots of glue
  9. Join the Church of Satan
  10. Get drunk and forget
  11. Try to head-butt the ceiling
  12. Build a match rocket. Then supersize it
  13. Snort a line of coffee
  14. Increase your hand-eye coordination by throwing kitchen knives at the wall
  15. Try to completely seal a room in your house. Once sealed, run a hose into the room and fill it with water. Swim
  16. Ask a profound question in the comments box below. Wait for a response
  17. Join the Illuminati
  18. Learn how to moonwalk
  19. Eat a cardboard box
  20. Change your Facebook relationship status to the opposite of what it normally is. Wait for “friends” to question your status
  21. Dress up like a burglar and try to break in to your own home
  22. Sign-up for a StreetWars assassination tournament
  23. Put every single item in your house on eBay. Sell it all and go live in the Amazon jungle (the rainforest, not the website)
  24. Contemplate the infinite nature of the universe until you go completely mad
  25. Write a poem of no more than four lines and post it in the comments box below. Wait until you receive an honest critical response (alternatively, post it on the StudioKnow Facebook page and see if anyone ‘Likes’ it…)
  26. Play the drums. Hit “V” repeatedly until you cry
  27. Create the following text or email: “You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.” Send it to all of the appropriate contacts in your address book and wait for the responses to roll in
  28. Try to move an object using the power of your mind
  29. Buy a Roswell soil sample or one of many stupid things available online
  30. Try to make yourself cry like they do in the movies. If you succeed, go outside and sit in the street and cry and see if anyone asks if you’re OK
  31. Make a nest and hibernate until something interesting happens
  32. Become invisible
  33. Shave your head and reinvent yourself
  34. Pretend you’re a construction worker and shout lewd comments at strangers as they walk past your house. If they respond or look flattered, invite them in for “coffee”
  35. Make a giant banner advert stating something like “Free Sex Here. No Fee, No Questions.” Hang it outside a window facing the street. Wait
  36. Set a new world record for the biggest matchstick model. The current record is a one-ton oilrig. Try to build something more interesting like Guantanamo Bay or Jenna Jameson
  37. Roll up a carpet or rug so it looks big enough to accommodate a human body. Take it outside to your front lawn, put it down, and start digging a big hole. If you see a neighbor staring at you, give them a cold look and mouth the words “You’re next”
  38. Buy a tiger
  39. Answer serious questions that idiots have posted on Yahoo Answers
  40. List 10 things that you hate about each of your friends and acquaintances. Email them the list
  41. Make an anonymous threatening letter by cutting out words from a newspaper. Send it to your enemy
  42. Fail a series of intelligence tests here, here, here and here (you need to give your email address for the last one)
  43. Call random people on the phone and try to sell them imaginary products
  44. Scream, shout and run around until you pass out on the floor
  45. Climb inside your freezer and see how long you can survive
  46. Explore the galaxy
  47. Try to perfect the art of counting seconds accurately
  48. Cover yourself with fake blood and lie on the sidewalk outside your house. See if anyone gives a shit
  49. Do a Google search for “test subjects needed” or “volunteers needed” (with quotation marks). Volunteer for everything
  50. Share your own boredom-killing ideas in the comments box below and do yourself and the whole world a favor

50 Awesome Things to do When Bored Shitless

Well there you have it, 50 things to do when you’re bored at home. If you are still bored then you are probably just a boring, unimaginative person anyway, in which case there’s not a lot anyone can do to help. Sorry.

One last thing: if these ideas helped you pass a few minutes, please share this article on Twitter, StumbleUpon etc or share it with your friends on Facebook. Hell, you’ve obviously got nothing better to do, and think of all those bored people out there waiting to be enlightened.

Oh yeah, you might as well follow StudioKnow on Twitter too. Twitter is kind of stupid, but we need some more damn followers (you, basically). Alternatively, head on over to the brand new StudioKnow Facebook Page and… um… ask a question or something. Or just “Like” it, whatever really.

  2,651 comments for “50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home

  1. BananaPlasamaRifle
    August 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    Go through all the 2.3k comments

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:40 am

      Damn, you’d have to be clinically bored to do that….

      • Michael
        May 28, 2014 at 3:55 am

        I think that’s the point
        :)

        • dfauhfsubffauhbafuhsdbf fred fgh
          June 8, 2014 at 5:54 pm

          no

        • Jan
          June 27, 2014 at 5:34 am

          I love my pet TickleMe Plant!

          • August 15, 2014 at 9:45 pm

            What the hell is a TickleMe Plant?

          • colly
            August 19, 2014 at 9:46 am

            yummmmmmyyyyy

          • gnenerng
            August 22, 2014 at 1:37 pm

            no seriously.. what isthat

      • Dawson
        July 18, 2014 at 7:03 pm

        who ever wrote this is very immature some of these things are very dangerous

        • August 15, 2014 at 9:46 pm

          Danger is my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Grahame. But if I could rename myself, my middle name would definitely be Danger.

        • wow
          August 21, 2014 at 7:56 am

          That’s the point dingus… its sarcastic

    • Duhhh MAN
      June 2, 2014 at 5:06 am

      I know its hard being bored
      so why not just start being whored?
      im a great pimp and il beat you loads
      il even feed you big green toads

      • August 15, 2014 at 9:48 pm

        Brilliant. “Im a great pimp and il beat you loads” — you’ve got talent, my friend.

        Studio Rating: 6.888888 out of 10

    • Jane
      June 27, 2014 at 5:34 am

      Grow a pet TickleMe Plant from seeds and watch how it moves like an animal when Tickled!

    • bobthebuilder
      July 7, 2014 at 10:10 pm

      Who likes poop? I mean it is soooooooo brown and squishy and smelly?

      I see you there in that deep deep dish.
      All I have is this one wish
      I hope you go your own way
      as long as it is away from my bootay

      • August 15, 2014 at 9:49 pm

        Oh lord, what have we here?

        Studio Rating: 2.5 out of 10

    • rose
      August 9, 2014 at 11:58 am

      I’m so bored its just funny.

  2. You Tell Me
    August 6, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

    • August 9, 2013 at 6:04 pm

      will you f**k me in the rain on a busy street until we get yelled at by the cops?

      • yes please
        August 12, 2013 at 3:29 am

        yes

      • cory
        September 1, 2013 at 5:18 am

        yes I will

      • John Dick
        October 18, 2013 at 2:38 pm

        of course baby all day every day

      • JOHN LARRY MGUEY THE THIRD JUNIOR
        October 28, 2013 at 5:08 am

        I like apples

        • me
          November 22, 2013 at 12:38 pm

          Put one on your head I’m a lousy shot with a crossbow

      • Joey
        November 17, 2013 at 5:38 am

        only on thursdays

      • sharquisha
        December 29, 2013 at 8:23 pm

        Why the he’ll noy

      • sharquisha
        December 29, 2013 at 8:26 pm

        Well I guess I’ll write a poem
        Now my second line of my poem
        I think I’ll go read 50shades of grade
        It’s classy porn for classy woman

      • Big booty mama
        April 5, 2014 at 1:56 pm

        yes very hard and long

      • Sarah
        April 26, 2014 at 2:15 pm

        Um……Maybe..^_^

      • courtney
        August 6, 2014 at 6:59 am

        yes please

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:29 pm

      What do you mean? African or European swallow?

      • lollypopkins
        May 7, 2014 at 3:48 pm

        of course

    • Bob
      November 11, 2013 at 12:40 pm

      That matters, African or European?

      • November 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm

        Bob, when calculating the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow, the issue of origin is completely fundamental. You cannot even begin to answer that question directly without first knowing whether the swallow is African or European.

        I though everyone knew that?

        • bob
          November 13, 2013 at 11:55 am

          think of something original rather than stealing script lines from Monty Pythons holy grail!

          • November 17, 2013 at 5:37 pm

            Poor Bob…

          • sara
            December 8, 2013 at 3:25 pm

            i like the song holy grail

        • moomoo
          January 17, 2014 at 11:54 am

          I am bored I eat a cored I am so bored bored bored

          • cherley blossoms
            August 10, 2014 at 2:54 am

            me too….. i am soooo damn effin bored!!

    • August 15, 2014 at 9:50 pm

      I’ve been asked that before.

  3. Annemarie
    August 6, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    Here is my 4 line poem.

    I sat in the cold
    I felt disconnected
    But at the same time didn’t feel anything
    And yet I was happy

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:30 pm

      That is certainly disconnected.

      Studio Rating: 4.0658 out of 10

      • HS
        August 24, 2013 at 10:39 am

        hahaha

    • JOHN LARRY MGUEY THE THIRD JUNIOR
      October 28, 2013 at 5:06 am

      That was beautiful :’( It made cry

    • this dude
      November 30, 2013 at 9:40 pm

      that f*****g sucked

    • Benware
      December 10, 2013 at 3:23 pm

      I f****d you in the mouth
      til it rained squirrels and killer bees
      i called your name
      anne marie

      • January 20, 2014 at 7:54 am

        Weird. Very weird.

        Studio Rating: 3.20 out of 10

        • bobthebuiler
          July 7, 2014 at 10:15 pm

          SCARRED.FOR.LIFE

          This website is stupid
          we all know its true
          because of this website
          we are all scarred for life.

          • August 15, 2014 at 9:52 pm

            Scarred for life? By this website? It’s not like we have videos of people being beheaded or any of that weird shit.

            Studio Rating: 0.684 out of 10

        • rose
          August 9, 2014 at 11:59 am

          I agree

      • Loraloalleailaerttyally
        June 14, 2014 at 1:48 pm

        That’s nasty and rude

    • tyler
      January 3, 2014 at 2:08 pm

      not that good

    • KAT
      April 1, 2014 at 2:53 pm

      That is a nice poem……

  4. jacob hoooosley
    August 7, 2013 at 7:27 am

    im bored
    oh lord im bored
    sharp sword im bored
    long cord im bored

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:31 pm

      Mr. Hoooosley, I like your poem.

      Studio Rating: 6.354 out of 10

    • lynn
      October 12, 2013 at 12:13 am

      i like it

  5. olyvia
    August 7, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    This was the stupidest shit !

    • jesse
      December 18, 2013 at 5:54 pm

      stright up

  6. that guy
    August 8, 2013 at 2:11 pm

    Oh god why am i bored
    cleaned the dirt off my shoes, they concords
    laying with my dog on the floor boards
    typing this poem on my MAC with the keyboard

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:33 pm

      Not bad. Is your dog bored too? Take him for a walk, good for both of you.

      Studio Rating: 3.36 out of 10

  7. Ryan
    August 8, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    the intelligence tests are fun lol

    • amanda
      February 4, 2014 at 8:25 pm

      True! They were really fun and confusing haha. I liked the 3rd one.

  8. paige
    August 8, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    what is your least and best person u have ever know

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:35 pm

      Best person I know is probably my brother. Worst person… well I’ve met loads of assholes, they are all kind of the same: not worth thinking about.

    • mesh
      September 21, 2013 at 7:29 am

      The best: My friend Cyrene. The Worst: My best friend Cyrene

  9. serenity
    August 9, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Lmao idiots

  10. Mick
    August 10, 2013 at 12:44 am

    I broke down all the walls including the ones leading into my next door neighbours house and all their walls (for effect) their dogs aren’t happy because I tried making a swimming pool but it just leaked outside. I can’t wait to see the look on their faces when they get home and there’s a giant pile of rubber in the middle of a giant room and I’m just sat in the middle, smiling!!!

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:35 pm

      That’s the spirit!

    • Michael
      May 28, 2014 at 3:58 am

      you don’t happen have a pic of that do ya?

  11. Potatoe Joe
    August 10, 2013 at 11:53 am

    this is a poem.
    i like toast,
    a lot
    toast.

    • August 11, 2013 at 5:36 pm

      Thanks Potatoe Joe. I don’t really know what else to say.

      Studio Rating: 2.35636854 out of 10

      • lol, me of course
        December 29, 2013 at 1:00 am

        my poem:
        Bacon
        Bacon
        Bacon
        Bacon

    • October 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm

      I hereby make A TOAST to the best poem I’ve ever heard in my entire life!!!

  12. Amazing me
    August 16, 2013 at 8:01 am

    I did all of them!!!!!!!! Mwahahahhahahahahahhaannanaah!! SUCK IT! (Yes I was that fu**ing boared)

    • JOHN LARRY MGUEY THE THIRD JUNIOR
      October 28, 2013 at 5:24 am

      SO did I but the cops pulled into my driveway for digging a whole with the carpet and Then I ran and got arrested

  13. Harry Potter
    August 17, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    My name is harry potter
    I live under the stairs
    better be nice
    or i’ll give you a scare. (boo)

    im seriously bored -__-

    • August 17, 2013 at 2:10 pm

      Yep, I think you probably are seriously bored. At least you’re not alone on this particular web page, that’s for sure.

      Studio Rating: 3.353636 out of 10

  14. chrissiemeowmeow
    August 21, 2013 at 11:00 pm

    what came first, the chicken or the egg?

    • August 23, 2013 at 9:29 am

      I’ve been asked that before. The answer is neither.

      • This Guy
        August 30, 2013 at 6:43 pm

        if you’re religious at all… the chicken came first. At least that’s what the bible says

        • October 2, 2013 at 1:35 pm

          The Bible is not a reliable source.

          • smitts
            November 5, 2013 at 3:25 pm

            How is the Bible not a reliable source? It’s way more reliable than anything on this website!

          • sara
            December 8, 2013 at 3:29 pm

            how the heck is the bible not a reliable source for all i know the bible is way more reliable than this dumb sight

          • beileverofgodjesuschrist
            February 5, 2014 at 7:40 am

            the bible is the most reliable source there is. God and jesus Christ are good…no great

          • March 17, 2014 at 11:44 am

            Seriously, the Bible is not a reliable source.

          • Athinkingape
            March 31, 2014 at 4:06 pm

            You are going to ehll

          • Michael
            May 28, 2014 at 4:01 am

            y not just stop bringing religion into this it makes matters worse (even though I am a Christian im still no where near perfect and still I do stupid shit like this)JFGIBVCUYCFVUYTCIUERCYTVUIBYOTIRUEYTDBGIYORUYDC FGVBYBIUFNHEOH V VGYUGFVBJKDFV IGDFVB JK

      • October 4, 2013 at 12:13 pm

        It’s the egg…
        According to evolution, the chicken would have come from the egg that another animal laid so….. Yeah, the egg came first.

        • Tooner100
          December 19, 2013 at 9:00 am

          well heres what I have to say bout evolution …….if we evolved from monkey why are they still here

          • Look to your left, you'll see me
            January 1, 2014 at 2:37 pm

            We are the relatives of the monkeys you speak of, yet because they are a different species, somewhere along the line some of the apes must have took off on their own, so to speak. As they changed over the years by not living with their relatives, they became human.

            I say that they changed by not living with their relatives because they adapted to their new life. Example: A human living in Africa that moves to Canada will probably, over the years, develop a Canadian accent and become used to the colder climate.

            I hope this cleared things up.

          • THELMAANINJA
            March 27, 2014 at 5:36 am

            Actually, scientists have proven that we did not evolve from monkeys, but both monkeys and humans evolved from another being that came before our time.

          • GodsNOTdead
            July 7, 2014 at 9:46 pm

            Exactly, if we evolved from monkies why are monkies not ‘evolving’ today. All I have to say is God created everything perfect and beautiful in his image. Idk Charles Darwins beiliefs are not the brightest, but he at least has logic. unlike Hinduism and such

      • Random gal on the Internet
        November 23, 2013 at 1:28 am

        Or (of you wanna be all sciency) the egg came first because of the evolutionary stages of the chicken, it had to grow up at some point when it wouldn’t die in the process

        • GodsNOTdead
          July 7, 2014 at 9:48 pm

          God says in the Bible the CHICKEN came first

          • August 15, 2014 at 9:57 pm

            You’re telling me that God actually says in the Bible that the chicken came first?? Like, “And lo, I speak unto you that you shall know the chicken did come first, not the egg! And so it is and ever shall be!” I guess someone like Moses or whatever wrote down God’s chicken-and-the-egg speech on a stone tablet or something.

    • Mesh
      September 21, 2013 at 7:32 am

      The chicken came first because when god put them on earth, it didn’t hatch, it was just there:-)

      • November 11, 2013 at 9:58 am

        ….And on the Tenth Day, God said “Let there be Chicken!” And poof! there was chicken. And it was Good. Especially when fried.

        • sara
          December 8, 2013 at 3:31 pm

          o shut up you dont know anything about the bible dumbo

          • March 17, 2014 at 11:46 am

            At least I know it’s an unreliable source. I think even the most devout historian would agree that the Bible is an unreliable source.

          • deadrose
            March 29, 2014 at 3:48 pm

            The bible is sooooooo reliable. It says if you eat shrimp or touch yourself you will go to hell. Thatmakes a lot of sense

        • jasmine
          December 28, 2013 at 8:42 am

          lol
          i don’t understand god
          OK so following this if god is real and he created every thing what came frist god or gods mum ?????????????????????????????????????

          • moomoo
            January 17, 2014 at 11:51 am

            if u don’t know go to church u will learn there

          • January 20, 2014 at 7:59 am

            It’s kind of like the chicken and the egg question. “What came first, our all-powerful god or god’s completely unappreciated mum?”

          • beliveringodandjesuschrist
            February 5, 2014 at 7:44 am

            god didn’t have mom he is the father of all of us. he loves everyone equally

        • Athinkingape
          March 31, 2014 at 4:09 pm

          Please post ss or credible web pages authenticating your blabbering

        • GodsNOTdead
          July 7, 2014 at 9:50 pm

          Egg-sactly ( lol get it ) FRIED CHICKEN IS AMAZING

      • MATEO
        December 20, 2013 at 11:01 am

        °_° just found out wher eggs come frome (WTF!)

      • THELMAANINJA
        March 27, 2014 at 5:38 am

        Ok, prove it

      • dude
        June 24, 2014 at 6:28 pm

        the chicken came first because the egg has proteins that only chickens can produce

    • hannah
      October 27, 2013 at 3:37 pm

      Chicken

    • TheSarcasticOne
      November 21, 2013 at 2:12 am

      What came first, the chicken or the egg? I’ll tell you what came first my friend. The Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    • NiggaNaps
      June 30, 2014 at 11:32 pm

      yes

  15. courtney
    September 7, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    its warm but i am cold
    the frost every were
    consuming my breath as i speak
    turning the air around me into clouds or glissening cyristl

    (im not the best speller)

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:36 pm

      Well, you’re correct about the spelling issue. But otherwise your poem is quite good.

      Studio Rating: 4.65468 out of 10

    • hannah
      October 27, 2013 at 3:39 pm

      Its ok

    • Michael
      May 28, 2014 at 4:04 am

      for a sec there I thought he said seller

  16. courtney
    September 7, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    why dose paper burn up but houses burn down

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:38 pm

      A good question. I guess burning paper tends to go up in smoke with very little going down. Whereas a burning house tends to collapse while the smoke goes up, but the collapsing bit is more impressive and far more dangerous so it is considered to go down.

  17. michaela
    September 15, 2013 at 2:41 am

    my poem is…
    my life is boring,
    I watch the birds soaring,
    I think I want to be them,
    there life is like a gem

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:41 pm

      That’s a pretty little poem. I agree that birds have sweet lives. Apart from hummingbirds, who have to stay completely wired on sugar to maintain ridiculous wing flapping rates which, if lost, would see them all plummet to the ground where they would be ripped to pieces by cats. That would kind of suck.

      Studio Rating: 4.32541 out of 10

  18. Bored
    September 18, 2013 at 11:10 am

    My sisters are trying to thow lice on eachother….
    they dont have lice

  19. Fel
    September 21, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Here’s my poem…

    I stare blankly at nowhere
    I eat but I’m not hungry
    I wanna try some weed

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:42 pm

      A true expression of vacancy.

      Studio Rating: 2.687 out of 10

  20. byrd
    September 28, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    here i stand, a broken man. salt feeled wounds, blood soaked hands. the grass is greener, under this frost. world so cold, land of the lost

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:43 pm

      Powerful stuff. I like it.

      Studio Rating: 5.835 out of 10

    • Nikki
      December 24, 2013 at 4:08 pm

      That was deep son!!

  21. Ange
    September 28, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    These are some of the most stupidest things anyone could ever come up with!

  22. Josephine
    September 29, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Oh how I am bored…
    This list needs more…
    You have to be seriously stupid to do these chores…
    Please just hang me with a cord..

    and that is how much i am bored

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:45 pm

      You are definitely very much bored. But hanging is kind of extreme.

  23. Flame Princess
    September 30, 2013 at 8:11 am

    1. Wear a shirt that says “LIFE” and give every person a lemon.
    2. Hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other.
    3. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

    • October 2, 2013 at 1:47 pm

      The “Eye of the Tiger” idea is awesome. Even better if you ride right beside them on a bicycle singing the words out loud.

      • person
        November 12, 2013 at 6:45 pm

        even better sing another one bites the dust

    • Poodiepie
      March 6, 2014 at 1:06 pm

      im going to the park to do the eye of the tiger thing right now

    • missvics
      August 4, 2014 at 2:24 pm

      Your post made me laugh! Thank you!

  24. cant tell u
    October 6, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Aghast within win
    deep within my heart
    a dark feeling breaches
    within my broken heart.
    (not part of poem)- this is pretty much about pain.

    • uhhhg
      October 6, 2013 at 4:06 pm

      Oh no my poem for ruined whatever lol.

    • November 11, 2013 at 9:59 am

      Good! I like the rhythm.

      Studio Rating: 6.6897 out of 10

  25. your mom
    October 7, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    most boring website ever

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:47 am

      Your mom.

      • Athinkingape
        March 31, 2014 at 4:11 pm

        Why resort to talking about families

  26. Ashi
    October 18, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    WHAT THE FUCK!!! THERE IS ACTUALLY A PLACE THAT SELLS TIGERS! I AM SO UPSET BY THIS!!!! I AM HOPING THAT THIS IS JUST A JOKE!

    • November 11, 2013 at 10:01 am

      Nope, they really do sell tigers. In fact, there are lots of places where people can buy tigers. I bought three the other day.

      • Hi
        January 18, 2014 at 7:18 pm

        Are u serious!!

        • January 20, 2014 at 8:01 am

          Yep. I’m sitting here right now surrounded by my three tigers, Monstro, Killer and Tiberius. Next week I’m going to buy a rhinoceros.

      • Athinkingape
        March 31, 2014 at 4:12 pm

        I have come to realize that you are verylonesome

        • August 15, 2014 at 9:59 pm

          Lonesome? I’ve got three tigers AND my new rhinoceros! How could I ever be lonesome?

  27. Lucy
    October 26, 2013 at 11:55 am

    eat all the food u have until you’re so full, that u wanna throw up

  28. Neon Banana
    November 4, 2013 at 9:13 am

    Unicorns drinking leprechaun blood
    Hiding beneath the sink
    Everything we do
    Splatters like black ink

    • November 11, 2013 at 10:02 am

      Whoa! Now that is some dark stuff there, Neon Banana. Nice.

      Studio Rating: 7.3533 out of 10

    • Nunya Business 55555
      November 25, 2013 at 1:06 pm

      Wait, do the unicorns splatter black ink on us every time we do something while hiding under the sink or do we splatter black ink while the unicorns are hiding from us under the sink?

  29. smitts
    November 5, 2013 at 3:29 pm

    this website is so stupid! you really need some better ideas on this thing! I am still really bored. I am tired now

  30. Blahh...
    November 6, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    Go to ‘Walmart’ *bring farting noise box in your sweatshirt pocket and every time you walk by someone start playing the farting noises then wait for the reaction they give you… Haha im so bored…..

  31. Gabriella
    December 2, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    This website really made me laugh, I had to hold my hand to my face so I didn’t wake anyone up:p

  32. Michael
    December 12, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    I found something else to do when bored get an e-cig with smurf shit flavor

  33. DUDE
    December 14, 2013 at 7:38 am

    Im so bored.
    so very bored.
    why am I so bored?
    BORED!

    • January 20, 2014 at 8:05 am

      Boring.

      Studio Rating: 0.0006584 out of 10

      • THELMAANINJA
        March 27, 2014 at 5:44 am

        A Haiku about my alarm clock:

        NO NO NO NO NO
        NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
        NO NO NO NO NO

        • August 15, 2014 at 10:00 pm

          Very clever.

          Studio Rating: 5.65 out of 10

  34. Tony
    December 14, 2013 at 8:04 am

    visit the astral plane.
    watch a channel in a different language.
    try to set fire (WITH YOUR MIND).
    scream at a wall. UNTIL YOU DIE
    learn body language and confuse people.
    go to a window and star-gaze(at night of course).
    use your crotch as a canvas and make a masterpiece.
    go completely outside of your entire brain.
    go on a journey that will bring you to an understanding of the divine forces with which we have all been bestowed. Then come upon a revelation which will call you to guide millions of people toward their righteous destiny.

    and finally…GO TO A LIBRARY!

    • Michael
      May 28, 2014 at 4:09 am

      I confuse people everyday without trying and yets its so funz MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  35. Name
    December 23, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    dont know why i came here
    couldve watched porn
    i could use a beer
    but i only get scorn

    • January 20, 2014 at 8:10 am

      Porn is great, but it’s good to take a break sometimes. Beer is good all the time.

      Studio Rating: 2.000697 out of 10

  36. Suicide Sid
    December 29, 2013 at 7:28 am

    I’m bored, so bored, I could kill myself
    I found a knife and a long piece of rope
    Think I’ll use the rope, it’s lots less mess
    ………………………………….

    • January 20, 2014 at 8:12 am

      I don’t like suicide poems. Unless you’re like Sylvia Plath or something.

  37. Crimson Nightmare
    December 30, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    This is my poem.

    Dark winds blowing in the infinite air
    you can hear furious thunder roaring everywhere;
    People dying yet you’re selfishly unaware;
    nothing can save them from this awful destiny not even a prayer.
    And the evil daemons continuously stare.
    This world will always be filled with chaos worst than nightmares.
    Crimson blood will be shattering and you don’t even care.

    ~Ace Maximilian

    • January 20, 2014 at 8:14 am

      Hmmm, that’s like a proper poem. It’s good, but it’s too long and a bit overblown.

      Studio Rating: 5.354 out of 10

  38. Wyatt
    January 6, 2014 at 4:23 pm

    Here’s my poem that I wrote for my girlfriend, Audrey.

    I wrote your name in the sand,
    But the waves washed it away.
    I wrote your name in my heart,
    And forever it will stay.

    • January 20, 2014 at 8:15 am

      Plagiarism.

      Studio Rating: SHAMEFULLY DISQUALIFIED

  39. Green Limbo
    January 6, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Life is Weary
    Perhaps even Dreary
    but when im a fairy
    i bury myself.

    • January 20, 2014 at 8:18 am

      Whimsical yet possessing a certain strength. I like it.

      Studio Rating: 7.354 out of 10

  40. SqueezeCheese
    January 20, 2014 at 9:20 am

    My poem

    Squeeze Cheese
    Oh Squeeze Cheese
    I Squeeze and You Cheese
    Squeeze Cheese

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:50 am

      Wow. Speechless.

      Studio Rating: 0.0000003765 out of 10

  41. OnedayIshallbeawesome
    January 24, 2014 at 3:30 pm

    The bird flies,
    The dog barks,
    The lion roars,
    and I sit here bored.

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:51 am

      I like your name more than I like your poem.

      Studio Rating: 2.389753 out of 10

  42. Blah Blah Blah
    January 25, 2014 at 10:49 am

    I Love myself,
    Yet I hate my life,
    You have to be yourself,
    To have your heart take fight.

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:52 am

      Yeah. No.

      Studio Rating: 2.00000003 out of 10

  43. linda middleton
    February 12, 2014 at 1:33 am

    my poem…

    what life must be like to be a cat
    what an existence when your only persistence is to be fat
    what elation you feel when salivation ends in a meal
    what reprieve you must receive from affection given in perfection

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:54 am

      Well Linda Middleton, your poem is certainly better than most of the poems here. Thanks for putting some effort into it.

      Studio Rating: 6.99367 out of 10

  44. breadfish
    February 19, 2014 at 10:43 am

    Because they got hungry so they played pizza then made a phone out of fire to be jellyfish so then they used an eye to find out that aliens don’t where hats and to prove if this was correct they needed a micro radiation wave powered geo thermal radioactive uranium bomb to put in their toilet monster

  45. christine gracee
    February 21, 2014 at 10:01 am

    will someone finger me??? plz!!!

  46. bukowski
    February 24, 2014 at 6:38 pm

    i like the moment
    when im so bored
    that i read all comments.
    I think im fu**ed.

    • March 17, 2014 at 11:59 am

      Only the truly bored can fully appreciate these comments….

      Studio Rating: 3.386 out of 10

  47. Bucketguts
    March 16, 2014 at 3:46 am

    A Poem for the apologetic drunk……

    Lets all drive the porcelain bus,
    One too many beers for us,
    Sorry to cause you all this fuss…
    I love you man…..I really love you.

    • March 17, 2014 at 12:03 pm

      I googled your poem because I thought it was suspiciously good. And I found no evidence of plagiarism. Congratulations — this might be the highest rating so far, but only a crazy person would wade through thousands of comments to check…

      Studio Rating: 8.265476 out of 10

  48. KingK
    March 19, 2014 at 4:00 am

    can anybody acurately explain the meaning of life to me?

    • Rissa
      April 22, 2014 at 1:58 pm

      To live while you can and try not to die while doing it

  49. hailey
    March 22, 2014 at 5:09 am

    that was wierd

    • Rissa
      April 22, 2014 at 1:58 pm

      no kidding

  50. Erin
    March 22, 2014 at 5:57 am

    eh… do real stuff that you wanna do!!!! such ascgo out side with your friends and make up a amazing game up and then make a story out of it!

  51. billybobjoe
    March 28, 2014 at 11:57 am

    I found something to do become invisible not n real life but on the internet delete all of your accounts and try to cover all other stuff up

  52. chewbacca
    March 29, 2014 at 8:30 am

    can I have a sex with u plz im realy feeling it

  53. cabbage ears
    April 15, 2014 at 1:16 am

    let me tell a poem,
    about when i was a bexer….
    i got bashed up in the head
    and lost my ability to rhyme

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:02 pm

      Fair enough!

      Studio Rating: 2.6 out of 10

  54. Brianna
    April 15, 2014 at 11:20 am

    The most beautiful colors of a painting.
    A universe or pun.
    Where sometimes we find our two
    There was only room for one

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:03 pm

      Plagiarism. Disgraceful.

      Studio Rating: Shamed and Disqualified

  55. May 4, 2014 at 10:53 am

    Oh how I love meat
    What a wonderful treat
    It is the best thing in the world
    And cant possibly be beat

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:04 pm

      Thank you Kiya. There’s nothing like a good old ode to meat.

      Studio Rating: 4.35 out of 10

  56. campbell
    May 4, 2014 at 11:52 am

    4 line poem
    her she walks
    here she talks
    she is the light
    she is the night

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:05 pm

      Hmmm…. No.

      Studio Rating: 1.65436514354 out of 10

  57. ashton
    May 6, 2014 at 11:43 am

    I like cheese oh yes i do
    i like cheese how about you
    i like it on a sammitch
    i like it by its self
    im lactose and tolerant
    but i eat it till is s!!! myself

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:06 pm

      Haha! That’s damned stupid but kind of funny.

      Studio Rating: 5.3514351351 out of 10

  58. cavicchio
    May 6, 2014 at 11:48 am

    May 21, 2013 at 4:01pm
    I love the rain but I hate the thunder
    Once told that heat comes before the strike i’ll brace myself
    for the hitting light
    :D

    Autumn rains,in turn a solace fall.Melodic in nature as swift as the pulse
    echoing throughout the heart sent rapid by the clash of titans amongst the sky.
    Crystal hairs gather in rows,gripping the air ever fragile breaking at the slightest moment,
    where fear and pleasure take hold.Rapturous in divine light,but pause brought by fever pitch.
    i wrote this a long time ago when i was HIper hope you like it #ashtoncavicchio

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:08 pm

      Well… you obviously put some effort into it. It’s a dramatic piece with some nice imagery. Good effort.

      Studio Rating: 5.684684684468684 out of 10

  59. Simply Bored
    May 25, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    Heres my poem…

    Fight bordom with idiocracy,
    Vanquish sorrow with excitement,
    Conquer pain with happiness,
    But where do we even start?

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:09 pm

      Not bad, actually. I’ve certainly seen worse.

      Studio Rating: 4.3514 out of 10

  60. hippydippy
    May 26, 2014 at 10:38 am

    Screaming green death
    On the lawns that I mow
    Lopping off the heads
    Of all the things that grow

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:11 pm

      Marvelous! That’s one of my favorites so far. Thank you.

      Studio Rating: 8.4888 out of 10

  61. alexapple
    May 27, 2014 at 9:34 am

    *pats self on back* wow I read all of these comments, some of them are really funny .-.
    Sometimes,
    Life is rough,
    But usually
    you just gotta suck it up.
    Ignore the haters
    live yo life,
    and address it later

    • Sierra
      June 9, 2014 at 3:37 pm

      Well said.

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:12 pm

      Not four lines, but I’ll give you a break as a reward for reading all the comments. That’s quite an accomplishment.

      Studio Rating: 2.684 out of 10

  62. Michael
    May 28, 2014 at 4:12 am

    goto down too Louisiana and have some gumbo and jambalaya from down ther it will make you shit your self its so damn GOODJIBUHDVUSCUBDUVHSBUYHHVSBCB H. I came

  63. abby
    May 28, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    What if the world was made of glazed donuts. U would be like man that’s fuckin sweet I can’t believe the world’s made out of donuts. Look the song we ran out of CD space by psychostick.

  64. a person
    May 30, 2014 at 6:27 am

    My poem:
    I sat in the rain
    trying to relieve my pain
    and all I could say
    Was please oh please go away

    • a different person
      July 11, 2014 at 12:42 pm

      Great poem…… (NOT)

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:13 pm

      It’s not too bad, really. It’s not good, either.

      Studio Rating: 2.000000005 out of 10

  65. bob
    June 11, 2014 at 7:51 am

    i am not bored anymore what do i do now ?

  66. Fun times
    June 30, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    go down the stairs in a laundry basket!

  67. Edmundo Lee
    July 3, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    This morning I awoke an hour earlier
    Because an article on Forbes said
    It’s the first step to being productive
    But then at around lunch my eyes
    They started feeling heavy
    So I went ahead and took a nap
    Because what harm can a nap do
    But then I awoke and it was dinnertime
    And here I am filling
    My sealed room with water
    Keeping my fingers crossed
    That your suggestion does this ennui good

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:15 pm

      Those guys at Forbes are a bunch of liars. Your poem, on the other hand, is full of truth. Kind of.

      Studio Rating: 4.1365 out of 10

  68. Crissa Adee
    July 11, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    I am always bored if I’m not with my friends or my sis brooke

    • Brooke Adee
      July 11, 2014 at 12:39 pm

      Ikr thanks Crissy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Crissa Adee
        July 11, 2014 at 12:40 pm

        Yep of course Brookie!!!!!!!!!!

  69. ME
    July 11, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    #ALWAYS#YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. suck it :)
    July 12, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    the deep smeel of ur poo
    brought me to you!
    and all day and night
    in spite of ur wife
    I ate food.
    food.
    food oh soo good
    that I laughed
    that scared the people in the restaurant
    so…..

    I laughed harder

    the end :) true story bro

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:17 pm

      What the f…..? Someone’s escaped from the asylum…..

      Studio Rating: 2.6846846846868 out of 10

  71. baconlazer
    July 20, 2014 at 10:36 am

    If i turned the other cheek,
    Would you resist the urge to speak,
    Sticks and stones do nothing anymore,
    It is my own mind that grinds me raw.

  72. Blah
    July 28, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    Well…STDs were only found in monkeys so how did humans get STDs? Someone obviously raped a monkey… -.-

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:20 pm

      Well obviously. Or a monkey raped a human. Or it could have been consensual, I guess.

  73. Anny
    August 5, 2014 at 8:23 am

    -> Youtube videos: watch superwoman or nigahiga or someone
    -> Watch Kdrama or some movie or something

  74. D-wiz. spit poems
    August 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    A four lined poem
    Insanity bordered lined boredom
    Circle jerkin’ swords
    Playin with my balls on the courts

    Smells like bleach
    White stained seats
    Beat the meat to sleep
    Discount hotel hooker… cheap

    Hope you enjoy!;]

    • August 15, 2014 at 10:22 pm

      Much to my personal disappointment, I actually laughed out loud when I read your poem(s). I now feel ashamed but happy.

      Studio Rating: 5.00000000000014 out of 10

  75. Wolfie
    August 24, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    anyone that can read this is tottally amazing and……………well a good reader, ok here it goes: shinalikadindaga lika winga. OK thats it, read that word until u stop being bored. BUH BUY

  76. Johne890
    August 28, 2014 at 1:45 am

    I like this post, enjoyed this one thank you for putting up. No man is wise enough by himself. by Titus Maccius Plautus. dacaddfdeckg

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