Here are 50 things to do when you’re bored at home, including things to do online and hands-on activities. Neither StudioKnow nor the author accepts any responsibility whatsoever for any injuries or arrests caused by the following suggestions. On a more positive note, if you do end up in hospital and/or jail, at least you’ll be getting out of the house.
50 Things to Do When You’re Bored at Home
- Try to climb through all the rooms in your home without touching the floor
- Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
- Shave your pets
- Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
- Start a free blog on WordPress or Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
- Email an ex girlfriend or boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
- Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s sake
- Create an upside-down room. Choose a room and take a few photos of it. Then, invert the entire room by sticking all of the things on the floor up on the ceiling and vice versa. Don’t forget to invert any framed pictures. You will need a drill, nails and lots of glue
- Join the Church of Satan
- Get drunk and forget
- Try to head butt the ceiling
- Build a match rocket. Supersize it
- Snort a line of coffee
- Increase your hand-eye coordination by throwing kitchen knives at the wall
- Try to completely seal a room in your house. Once sealed, run a hose into the room and fill it with water. Swim
- Ask a profound question in the comments box below. Wait for a response
- Join the Illuminati
- Learn how to moonwalk
- Eat a cardboard box
- Change your facebook relationship status to the opposite of what it normally is. Wait for “friends” to question your status
- Dress up like a burglar and try to break in to your own home
- Sign-up for a StreetWars assassination tournament
- Put every single item in your house on eBay. Sell it all and go live in the Amazon jungle
- Contemplate the infinite nature of the universe until you go completely mad
- Write a poem of no more than four lines and post it in the comments box below. Wait until you receive an honest critical response (alternatively, post it on the StudioKnow Facebook page and see if anyone ‘Likes’ it…)
- Play the drums. Hit “V” repeatedly until you cry
- Create the following text or email: “You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.” Send it to all of the appropriate contacts in your address book and wait for the responses to roll in
- Try to move an object using the power of your mind
- Buy a Predator costume (or something else equally stupid)
- Try to make yourself cry like they do in the movies
- Make a nest and hibernate until something interesting happens
- Become invisible
- Shave your head and reinvent yourself
- Pretend you’re a construction worker and shout lewd comments at strangers as they walk past your house. If they respond or look flattered, invite them in for “coffee”
- Make a giant banner advert stating something like “Free Sex Here. No Fee, No Questions.” Hang it outside a window facing the street. Wait
- Set a new world record for the biggest matchstick model. The current record is a one-ton oilrig. Try to build something more interesting like Guantanamo Bay or Jenna Jameson
- Roll up a carpet or rug so it looks big enough to accommodate a human body. Take it outside to your front lawn, put it down, and start digging a big hole. If you see a neighbor staring at you, give them a cold look and mouth the words “You’re next”
- Buy a tiger
- Answer serious questions that idiots have posted on Yahoo Answers
- List 10 things that you hate about each of your friends and acquaintances. Email them the list
- Make an anonymous threatening letter by cutting out words from a newspaper. Send it to your enemy
- Fail a series of intelligence tests here, here, here and here (you need to give your email address for the last one)
- Call random people on the phone and try to sell them imaginary products
- Scream, shout and run around until you pass out on the floor
- Climb inside your freezer and see how long you can survive
- Explore the galaxy
- Try to perfect the art of counting seconds accurately
- Cover yourself with fake blood and lie on the sidewalk outside your house. See if anyone gives a shit
- Do a Google search for “test subjects needed” or “volunteers needed” (with quotation marks). Volunteer for everything
- Share your own boredom-killing ideas in the comments box below and do yourself and the whole world a favor
50 Awesome Things to do When Bored Shitless
Well there you have it, 50 things to do when you’re bored at home. If you are still bored then you are probably just a boring, unimaginative person anyway, in which case there’s not a lot anyone can do to help. Sorry.
One last thing: if these ideas helped you pass a few minutes, please share this article on Twitter, StumbleUpon etc or share it with your friends on Facebook. Hell, you’ve obviously got nothing better to do, and think of all those bored people out there waiting to be enlightened.
Oh yeah, you might as well follow StudioKnow on Twitter too. Twitter is kind of stupid, but we need some more damn followers (you, basically). Alternatively, head on over to the brand new StudioKnow Facebook Page and… um… ask a question or something. Or just “Like” it, whatever really.
skate in the snow
hello i all ways get bored and i go on websites like this
and one of them said make your own pet rocks come on rocks pet
noooo never happening girl NEVER
That made no sence
Learn how to spell sense.
HAHAHAHAHA OMG
hi i like your commet i all reddy have 2 pet rocks
Shake, oh Shake, I am so very bored.
Shake, oh Shake, will you buy me a Ford?
Shake, oh Shake, I’ve hit rock bottom.
Have you been outside? It feels like autumn!
Well that’s a groovy little poem. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, but the grooviness level makes up for it.
Studio Rating: 3.356488 out of 10
I give it a 2.1624353728 out of 15
that was dum. poo face of the world
whatever. i liked it. it made my day.
lol thats a good one
that right girl or boy
I am not bored any more just from reading these insane Ideas it would be really cool to try them but ya I’m not loco
go on unknown websites and correct spelling mistakes they’ve made
thees 50 things to do when your bored are more like 50 things to do to get bored.
I’m loving this website seriously!!
This is my poem.
I am cool
I just texted(/replied!!) to my ex!
I know he will take ages to reply!!!! ahahahaah
That’s a poem? Um….
Studio Rating: 0.00005684 out of 10
Try see how long it takes you to run around your whole house using a stopwatch
Go to sleep or get friends over
Shave off all your hair
gO Outside
Dig a hole
Get in the Hole
Cover yourself in the hole
Die
Run around yourhouse naked
Watch a porno
if you’re bored…read all the comments
There are some dumb things on the comments.Eat a cardboard box?Very dumb.Do something nice for your parents. Make some paper stars snowflakes or anything and hang them on your ceiling.If you have some homewirk do that then. Play some pranks on your siblings.Make a lemonade stand or cupcake stand.Do something useful.
are u sure ur not eating cardboard boxes?, they dont tast half bad actually… im eating one now
XD Hmmm… I wonder what cardboard tastes like… Let’s go find out lol
i tried eating my frosted flakes box
cardboard tastes like egg mayonase
ikr? they are very tasty and good for your bones and help keep a strong and healthy matabulism.
Also low in calories and polyunsaturated fatty acids. Cardboard is basically a superfood.
look at all your guys’ spelling mistakes in these replies/ comments for instance……
matabulism and tast and homewirk ETC. ETC.
Metabolism*
Do you really think that someone would really write something “useful” like do the dishes or feed your pet? This site is “50 Things to do when you are bored at home” not “50 Uselful Things to do when you are bored at home”.
It’s called humor.
What if u’r mormon?
not a moron but a mormon
Simple- Don’t do the ones Mormons aren’t allowed to do, as the Word of Wisdom says!
Yes. I’m a very bored Mormon rn.
But doing dumb things like eating a cardboard box is a lot more fun than doing something useful. And plus, they dont taste half bad, this one tastes like chicken
oh, I got another good idea! LEARN HOW TO SPELL
Dats dum speling iss fore loosrs
first of all the word homewOrk and you take all the fun out of it
some pretty cool thing to do when youre fuckin’ bored…
ANYTHING ELSE?????
ok o.k o.k o.k o.k b:) o.k o.k o.k o.k o.k <3
I did it took ages but i did it lol
The exam bell rings,
I haven’t written a thing,
I look down to my pen,
And see this is the end.
“Hand it over”
the examiner says,
and my heart begins to beat slower and slower,
I take my last breath.
Summer comes,
sun shining,
bells chiming,
but still I sit.
I failed horribly,
and now I must take this all honestly:
I should have worked,
instead I sat on a computer and flunked.
that’s awesome, you should get it published
I should really ban it for being over the four line maximum, but it is a decent poem I guess.
Studio Rating: 4.80001354 out of 10
I say I am bored
You say that’s not true
But really it is
There’s nothing to do.
I’ve gone outside
And I’ve sniffed a tree
I’ve sat on the floor
And licked my knee
I’ve stood on my head
And counted to ten
I tried meditation
It’s as phony as zen
I called the white house
And couldn’t get through
Does that finally prove
There’s nothing to do?
Its supposed to be four lines, Idiot.
Yep, well over the four-line limit. At the risk of encouraging such reckless behavior, I shall be lenient and rate the poem….
Studio Rating: 3.8888 out of 10
YOU CANT STAND ON YOUR HEAD
you can,im a gymnast (level 10)
you can stand on you’re head, i can,im a gymnast (level 10)
…..why would you lick your knee..? was it apple flavored? cuz that actually doesnt sound so bad. I’d lick my knee if it were apple flavored….
luv it
YOUR A POTATO!!
not all freakin poems have to rhyme! and that was 4 stanzas not 4 lines.
like this:
the turtle stares at me
its creepy
i take it and throw it
it doesnt stare at me anymore
its stupid i know but i did have a stuffed animal turtle that was staring at me and i throw it. it hit my lil sis. lol.
I have a little did that states at me… I threw it and she hit my stuffed turtle….haha
I liked it
thats actually a really good poem!
this was the worst poem i have ever seen in my entire life….and also i did your mom.
thats dumb. i highly doubt that. if a sex addict didnt want what makes u think her mom wants u
Bored, bored, bored
bored, bored, bored
bored, bored, bored
bored, bored, adored
very original.. i wonder how many stumble upon this site.
i think i can tick this one off the list
are you on
Well I tryed the free sex thing and I had sex with 18 guys and 12 girls we humped but it felt good ang I put the fake blood on noone gave a shit so. Oh I also did the thing woth the carpet I almost got suwed ha
I was about to say I’ve seen this poem at least 5 times in the last 1,800 comments, but then I noticed the final word. So thanks for being original.
Studio Rating: 1.0003654 out of 10
When im bored,
i balance a pillow on my head,
but then i get tired,
so i just go to bed
Lmao Thats Good Job Mate!!
Lol thats funny
Well Auddie and Shellzz seem to like your poem, so I guess it’s half decent…
Studio Rating: 3.353648888 out of 10
Kinda random, but it DOES follow the 5-7-5 syllable pattern:P
so bored i am checking out sites on what to do when u r bored
im so bored that im checking out sites what to do when your bored,but now im sooooooooo bored about doing this now….. so im just going to stare at a wall, so im sooooooooooooooooo bored….
paint a pretty picture on the wall and then see who notices
Me too… I feel so so bored…
I had a cat named Tom
He died yesterday
What a bad bad cat he was
Did you kill him?
Studio Rating: Scared
FREE SEX
OKAY
lets do it! :p
Well that was easy…
i’ll have it with ya
Are you a pirate?
i no its not 4 lines but what use think
Almost had a psychic girlfriend,
But then she left me b4 we met a suspect that as 1 we woulda been perfect,
Go 2 heaven 4 the climate, n hell 4 the company,
Dear middle finger, thanx 4 stickin up 4 me,
A didn’t wana do this, a shouldn’t have 2 go there,
But if a have 2 walk up in ur shoes am boldly goin nowhere,
Am rootin 4 the underdog, n takin on u giants,
ODDacity, a.k.a david, ur goliath,
Al leave ya with an injury, career within a bawhair,
Welcome 2 ma world, psychological, warfare,
Bitches in a heep, go hard go deep,
Al stick it up her wrong 1, n put her ass 2 sleep,
A talent that is limitless, record says am breakin it,
Don’t have 2 give respect 2 me, I’m the cunt who’s takin it,
Am lookin out 4 me, am not hearin wot u speak 2 me,
I’m free of all prejudice, I hate u all, equally! (8) oh aye
I like this.
trash
So far you have one “I like this” and one “trash.” Sorry, but I’m siding with trash.
Studio Rating: 1.00054 out of 10
BAlls*
Why would anyone do any of these stupid crazy things
The IQ test is fuckin’ long.. – Then you have to pay $9 something to get the results ! I was just bored, and I actually did maths for that . x
I posted that, and this at 05:27 am .. not 9:26pm x
i borred than u lot …
like im soo borred m going to my balcony and secreaming out ramom things and if anyone answers me i will invite them in for cofee
Which one do you have to pay for? That sucks, I’ll take it down.
Title- Dragons
Yellow, green, blue, pink
Look at the colors of the highlighter
Beans are good for your heart
And they make you feart!!
:B
I’m guessing you are either 7-years-old or you’ve been smoking some serious shit.
Studio Rating: 2.3543564 out of 10
sometimes you are kinda rude.
Thanks.
i like it
try to spell fart right!
That awkward moment when I passed all of the intelligence tests…
My mom got six on the second. I got thirteen
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
no idea
Cos we’re all a little bit stupid. And the norms of society are even more stupid than we are as individuals.
What if the universe started just now and all our memories are just, well… memories… not real.
Ummm… wow I feel so unaccomplished…
sometimes i think that way like what if life isn’t real and we just dream the entire time
Then we’d have no reason to feel guilty or embarrassed about anything. Awesome.
*me- looking up all the answers to the intelligence tests on google on a separate tab*
laying on the floor,
the wall falls down,
out i cry
MOTHER IS HERE!
Worse than poor.
Studio Rating: 0.0036587 out of 10
This my profound question:
If I run into a wall, then I am in the wall. Thus, I am a ghost. Or is the wall a ghost. Also, if I run into it, it seems to have a 2 sided dimensional analysis, like the Dark Side of the Moon. But what does this mean? Does it mean there will someday soon be a zombie apocalypse? My scientific answer is:
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.
.
.
.
yes
I agree.
ME TOO!!!
my poem:
i once had socks
but then i lost them
so i bought new ones
they are gray socks
i spent hours doing this
wow u r stupid bad poem btw
Incredibly bad. But thanks for playing.
Studio Rating: 0.5555555 out of 10
when im bored i do a suduko
im not very good at suduko
i always give up
im still bored
Yeah… also incredibly bad.
Studio Rating: 0.5555555 out of 10
my haiku
the motorcycle
jumped on the watermelons
watermelons screamed
lol
That’s awesome. Pure Gold, Man.
Pure gold indeed.
Studio Rating: 1.684 out of 10
type your name on google and the first picture you c (of a person) is you in 10 years
OMG I look HOT in ten years…
I have better 50 things to do when ur bored than that. These are so stupid! Ur basically destroying ur house!
Then why’d you google, “Things to do when you’re bored?”
Exactly. But then I’m guessing Lily is about 5 years old.
I was lookin’ for more helpful advice..
(published Saturday the 29th of December 2012, at 05:30 am) – Precisely x
You should do touch typing lessons and tests on-line. x
(29th December 2012 – 05:34am) x
What the fuck am I doing with my life
Good question.
I am writing a poem becouse I’m bored
sended hot messages, havend scored
walking around in a predator costume
but you don’t want to know that, I assume
It’s good to know you’re trying to entertain yourself using our suggestions. Even if that means we have to read your half-assed poem.
Studio Rating: 0.3654 out of 10
Your the studio writer and your as rude as a turd, at least these people have read your dumb ass website so give them the credit that they have replied and do something better with your life than making a stupid website!
I promise to give an “honest critical response.” If that means I must be “as rude as a turd,” then so be it.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kiss my bum
You’re gay
All poems beginning with “roses are red” are automatically disqualified (see earlier comments).
comment my poem, mate.
Bored to dead
while sitting in my bed
wonder why, this site don’t mention “masterbate”.
Hahahahahahha ! !
Terrible. And “self-pleasure” has been mentioned many times in earlier comments. But thanks for playing.
Studio Rating: 0.0000364 out of 10
I’ll be in my lab, bathing in paste.
That’s a beautiful image. Thanks.
How do you whistle?
Like a kettle.
haiku poem,
Gettin, very bored,
I hate what ?? said to us
You next out the door.
Hey , excuse me, but this idiotic thing is not helping and will never i’m a boy and next do something with ur creativity.
Oh, i feel so sorry, i’m N’aa’ofu’s sister, Demi Lovato, sorry he’s been too angry
Whaaaaaat???
he’s been very angry because of the person that wrote the 50 things to do when ur bored,
i feel so sorry 4 u’s . 
hahahah 
Im bored
So bored of being bored
Boreder of Boredest of bored
Im a bored persob. Rawr.
OK….
Studio Rating: 0.00000354646468 out of 10
i luagh almost every time i read this poem
draw faces on your thumbs & have a conversation with them!
Vagagae a**hole. That is all.
im going to go jackoff to blonde lesbian porn
Well have fun, and don’t forget to lock the door.
I like my dog
She’s hairless
But not because I shave her
Because I don’t yo
Is she a Peruvian Hairless Dog? Those things are brilliant.
Bored.
joyous it is to be bored
cant say ive ever snored
as much as i do when im floored
by the wolds cruel ward
oh how great it is to be free
cant say i can feel my knee
think i might have to pee
and i just farted
word. bitchez
Beautiful yet innane at the same time. Priceless.
Studio Rating: 3.3521 out of 10
try to run yourself over with a bike my chasing yourself in a circle with the bike like a dog does with its tail – if you have a dog make it do it with you and it will be even funnier
Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Neither.
a rooster
You all suck eggs! Hehehehehe
I kinda aced one of the IQ tests.
Make a bucket list. Then, check bucket list off of your bucket list.
Build a fort!
That’s a good one. I used to love doing that when I was a kid. Might go build a fort right now.
Ive already did number one lol
Make a rap or some shit. Or try to break a world record or somethin
Haiku:
I need to go pee
This is unneeded info
So I’ll go pee now
Perhaps the worst haiku I’ve ever read. Congratulations.
Studio Rating: 1.3564 out of 10
1.play on the cumputer
2.watch tv
3.play dolls
4. do somthing when your bored i am so i go on youtube and type what to do when your bored and more things
number 2. i am a boy
u idiot. join the church of satan ??? really !!!
create a spud launcher, and shoot at bikers on the street?
took off my bra…
i dont know why
lets have sex
omg itS A POEM TOO
Rubbish. But I do quite like the bra removal image (call me old fashioned).
Studio Rating: 1.684 out of 10
Why is murdering a 40 year old woman illegal but abortion isn’t??
Oh no. Not the abortion question. Anyone want to answer that?
When i`m bored I search google for wierd and wonderful things. Try searching for MRS CALORIFIC and look at the images…….
I like to search Wikipedia for cannibals.
i am a retarded lizard i like 2 eat other peoples poop i RRROOOCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is so gross
Look at your cat eat paper
what to do when your bored
1.go on cumputer
2.have sex
your discusting i am not your friend i canot wait till you move i hope you never had sex but i guess u did your duscusting
Do you two know each other? Sounds like you just decided to have an argument in my comments section.
have sex
I am doing something that is weird but I try to build a reading place in my room or a little place and it is so hard
Make a club house out of blankets and flashlights.
white lips
pale face
i hate the entire human race
not 4 lines but whatever :3
Not the most uplifting poem I’ve read this week. But whatever.
Studio Rating: 3.9 out of 10
White lips
Pale face
Breathing in the snowflakes
Now that’s more like it! Even my grandmother would find that uplifting, and she’s dead.
Studio Rating: 5.9 out of 10
you stole that from the song A Team
jessie is right. stolen from ed sheeran. listen to The A-team by ed sheeran and like the first line says that
Ah, well spotted! Complete and total disqualification. You bad, bad person.
When I get bored
A drink I pour
I tip my cup
And thank the Lord
Now that’s a sensible little poem. Thanks.
Studio Rating: 4.369369936 out of 10
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Depends on two things:
1) the size and physical strength of the woodchuck
2) how much the woodchuck is being paid to chuck wood
Lol yup
Just act drunk in front of cops and have you’r clothing old and stinky.
You’ll go to jail…
Or another thing to do is just practice talking backwards,if that’s too boring,make up a game.
this is hilarious! i actually tried to head butt the ceiling!
Give in to your evil side
cry when your terrified
laugh when others are in pain
say the lords name in vain
then question your actions
and change
Give in to your good side
manifest the anger into your pride
accept everyone that is lame
and question your actions
and change
Find your true self
good or evil
plain and simple
Sounds like something a Jedi Knight would write.
Studio Rating: 4.55 out of 10
The Bored Poem
This might be abit boring,
But its better then listening to snoring,
Try balancing a pillow on your head,
It may make you tired so go to bed,
Try spinning around until you feel sick,
You would only do this if your thick,
Try staring at something for a a while,
Then make a avatar and call them kyle,
I know this poem was a waste of your time,
But i think its good enough for a dime.
Good enough for a dime, perhaps. A waste of my time, maybe. But thanks all the same.
Studio Rating: 3.00005 out of 10
Thanks.I broke my ankle and i am really board.
The only thing I wanna do before I die is die. I have no other ambitions.
I love to invent
To build and create
But by nighttime I’m spent
And my ideas go to waste
I guess that’s what I get
For sitting on the computer all day.
I know the feeling.
Studio Rating: 3.0114477 out of 10
Why dont we all just die an a hole. That would be fun. Anyway, just to let you know, i am going to make a human centipede.
Why don’t u peoples just go bake something or how about getting off the stinkin computer! der
My dad is cooking i can’t
Weird
I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
THANKS TO YOU I BROKE MY
LEG
Sorry. Get well soon.
if you are that person who made the idea that broke that lady’s leg,then i’m gonna have to say that you are a pretty bad person.
Haaaa. These things are outrageous. Guess thats the point but I don’t want to go to jail.
Studio writer, yes you, strange man
For you – I’ve got a question or two.
Studio write, yes you, strange man
What is the career that you pursue?
Let us see your skills , reply with a four line poem! Challenge accepted?
I’m sorry, my dear, but I’m the boss round here,
Not slave to the whims of Rebeccas and Tims.
Strange I may be, but I’m eternally free —
I pursue no career, my career pursues me…
Ha! I like your style Studio. What is the career that pursues you? I would assume not replying to Rebecca’s and Tims all day.
I’m a writer, if you really want to know. But I have many alter-egos in my role as a professional scribe.
Lol
Younger me had a dream
To explore the universe
Now it seems dim
Cause I gotta get up from the couch first
Ah, an ode to apathy! Maybe you should try remote viewing, that way you could explore the universe without leaving your couch:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_viewing
Studio Rating: 4.2999999 out of 10
Early April fools? (Xx run around naked, do meth, play chicken in traffic, dive into cement , write a song and use an amplifier to share it with the world , get a job , tame a polar bear , ride a giraffe , adopt a kid named luke and tell him you’re his father (x
justin beiber is a fag
my poem sucks dick
my life seems to drag
i ate cardboard and said ick
lol jk cardboard is mai crack
I agree with your first line. I also agree with your second line. I have no opinion about your third and final lines. But go easy on the cardboard, friend, that stuff can send you crazy mad….
Studio Rating: Sucks d*ck (or approximately 0.0069)
make a 4-line poem
so Studio Writer says
but now i’m stucked with rhythm -ium
ergo below 5 marks it will forever stay
Sadly, your poem is a long, long way away from 5 marks.
Studio Rating: 0.50000005 out of 10
Breaking bad?
Or going Mad?
Just eat dem Srooms,
Trips hella Rad.
Well, “dem srooms” be better than sniffing glue, so I guess that’s something.
Studio Rating: 1.00035684 out of 10
Tried me Once.
You’ve Tried me twice.
You’ll never quit.
Shit feels to nice.
Meths? Or fragrant oils?
Studio Rating: 1.3643564 out of 10
Definitely Fragrant oil’s, warm vanilla (:
i hsve nothing to do
so i googled bored
now im writing a poem
and cant think of a last line to rhyme with bored.
_________________________________________________________
^^^
thats prize worthy right there ._.
Sword rhymes with bored. As does lord. And whored.
Studio Rating: 0.000000001122458 out of 10
home bored. i tried moving my dog with my mind like Carrie, but he stared back and then layed down on the other side of the room. I played the climatic part of a horror movie really loud with the windows and doors open and ran through the house pretending I was a terrified character…noone came to save me. I have too much free time…
TESTICLES………..that is all..
my balls are against the wall..
my girlfriend thinks im very tall
i spend time wanting to blow up the mall
U r disgusting
I agree with you Sarah, Joshua is disgusting. And slightly dangerous, it seems.
Studio Rating: 2.354 out of 10
walk up to a stranger sit beside them hand them a piece of paper …tell them not to open it until you leave …the paper should have your next written on it and casually walk away
Contemplating what to have for breakfast?
Have been for the past two hours!
Will I have Eggs or Sausage or Toast.
Fuck it I will have Eggs and Sausage and Toast!!
hi guys im gay wanna dance
No bacon?
Studio Rating: 2 out of 10
sasuage is bacon DERP!!!!!
Will boredom stop bothering me,
So that i can stop and say “I am free”.
I guess there is no end at it nay,
And now the 4 line limit came by.
But oh to prevent a new comment i may,
Use two more lines and I’ll just say,
The world has 2 sides ya should really know,
One inside and the outside for you to explore.
Sorry for thy exceeding of limits.
Well, that’s quite a good effort Andrew. So thanks, and I’ll ignore the exceeding of limits.
Studio Rating: 5.35468 out of 10
Humble before the one you cove,
and especially the some you can’t.
Try to be the one they love,
and the hate they wish they shan’t.
Took me 45 mins. Not bored anymore!
45 minutes?? Were you trying to scratch the words into solid rock?
Studio Rating: 2.2222 out of 10
Yo yo yo, what up dog
I just made a fire in summer with a log
I can’t see outside since there is so much fog
Do you guys know what’s a bog?
You have an excellent sense of rhythm, but your message seems confused. Interesting.
Studio Rating: 3.88894 out of 10
Do you celebrate national earmuff day
Of course! March 13 is one of my favorite days — I love earmuffs.
I have a profound question:
Are blondes really dumb? Are grey-eyed people considered intelligent? Why do we call blondes ‘dumb’?
Statistically, natural blondes are less intelligent than non-blondes. Grey-eyed people are considered intelligent, but most of them are aliens.
To poke a bear with a stick
Or ride a horse while on bed
Silly things we’d think of
If our imagination stayed on
I like it, Tuna. It’s a whimsical little poem and a fitting tribute to the power of the imagination. Thanks.
Studio Rating: 7.465 out of 10
I hid the body, now what?
Wait.
smoke weed if your bored
Bored…? Now what
Well I didn’t know what moderation meant so I googled it!
I now know a new Word!!!
If you don’t read this message it means you’re
1)Gay or Lezbian or Homo
2)Dead
3)Playing Video games
4)NOT BORED
5)And …. That’s all I got
i think the answer is 2 and 3 and maybe 4
look up what your name means. it can be interesting… or very boring! my name means lorel.
Phone is vibrating and i on computer
phone is dying dont knw why yet
phone is stupid must throw out damn window
Me hopes phone is okay i didnt mean to hurts it feelings
Yes. Yes. A quite masterful depiction of our technological age and humanity’s overreliance on electronic methods of communication. Very good.
Studio Rating: 7.999999999999 out of 10
i thought it was funny at the time and decided to put up here and i dont like writing so thats a new record for me getting an almost 8
You should be proud. The average rating here is probably about 2 out of 10.
Look at websites that tell you things to do when you’re bored.
what is life?
life is a figment our our imagination.
life is a pigment of our degeneration
life is a giant piece of bacon
life is a fraudulent fabrication
I wake up in the morning,
Thinking what shall I do today?
And I go to sleep at night,
Thinking what have I done today.
Oh Sheryl, that’s depressing. If you haven’t done anything during the day, you should go to a bar or a club at night. Much better than sleeping.
Studio Rating: 1 out of 10
im gonna print this list out… check off all the things ill do… make a whole new list… I probably wont be bored by then but… then im gonna do all those things
especially the blood on the sidewalk one (even though no one gives a fuck about me)cuz I know how to make fake blood…
you have to take red food coloring, and put it in the microwave to dry it… it gets very messy so be careful and store it in a baggy
here is one: get a friend and one of those fake knives with the blunt blade that goes in and out make it look bloody as well as you or the friend and stab the “bloody” person outside. see if neighbors get scared and freak out.
poem
its raining an im board,
i think my dog just threw up a toad,
its late at night,
and my leg has fell asleep
Threw up a toad? That’s one hell of an image.
Studio Rating: 1.9835 out of 10
ok when i went and clicked on the last iq test, it didn’t work. there was no link to take it…..
other than that most of your stuff was pretty helpful.
here’s my poem:
so i like this guy
and he likes me
but he think i hate him
but i really dont know why </3
Oh, that’s weird. Yeah, the link to the test has gone. I’ll leave it for a while to see if it comes back. Thanks.
As for the poem… I’d like to be positive, so I won’t say anything.
Studio Rating: 1.00376423 out of 10
this is just for you,studio writer:you never ever reply on my things that i write.why???
It took 2 months for him to reply to my poem
Who knows how long it’ll take him to reply to this comment? o.O
About 20 minutes. I apologize to both of you. I moderate all comments on this particular article, which is impossible to do from a dirt-floor cell in a Siberian prison camp. I’m back home now, so things should start moving faster. First I need to shave off my beard and working on restoring my body mass.
When we question life, nature and all that is… We must ask ourselves, why are we so curious.
Little Bo peep
F*cked her sheep
they F*cked so nice
she did them twice
I think I’ve heard a version of this poem before. It’s pretty messed up.
Studio Rating: 1.365874 out of 10
i know it is not 4 line,but it just came to my mind:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Liam and Niall,
Harry and Lou,
Zayn has his mirror,
And I have my screen,
If you know what Im saying,
I must learn how to clean.
this is another one and it is 4 lines:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dear One Direction,
Its gotta be yo.
sorry I meant you not yo
Wow, you really love One Direction.
Studio Rating: 3.365874 out of 10
um im sorry but cardboard tasts like shit
Try it with a pinch of salt and pepper. Makes all the difference.
Blahh i’m so freaking bored!! RAWR merpaderp.. Hey waz up i’m bored who are you? I LIKE PIZZA, CHOCOLATE PIE!!!!! ya i’m retarted… hey Giana is here too say hi!! HEYY PEOPLE, lol we are crazy, bored, and on a sugar rush so.. BLEHH POPTART TOASTER.. merp tired not really ah wells i like GLITTER lol. i like cats.. and dogs.. and birds.. OH LOOK A SQUIRRLE.. you people bored.. make a song or sing outloud till you get yelled at, LOL. SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOl!! Party At My Place!! not really lol i wish…. meerrrppp… anyways sorry but if u post a rude comment.. I WONT CARE, know why?? Cause i do what i want when i want!! ohh ya boo ya ching chang walla walla bing bang!! lol i just wasted bout 10 minutes of your life!!!!
Wow, that must be more than just a sugar rush…..
hey yo wats up my peeps!! just chillin with justin bieber and harry styles! wat r u guys doin??
yo I be hangin with Prince Charles of the U. to the mudder frickin K. and his homeboy Snoop Dawg yo bitches.
I’ll be walking up a hill
Even though my name ain’t Jill.
What I’ll see on top
Hopefully wont make me hop or plop.
Hmmm, interesting. A crafty play on a classic rhyme. Nice.
Studio Rating: 5.354 out of 10
I feel like my hair has gone green
And i’m watching charlie sheen
I want to bang the queen
Without being seen
Extremely odd but I kind of like it. The idea of banging the queen without being seen is very intriguing.
Studio Rating: 3.687354 out of 10
Ok- round 2.
I like blobs
I like door knobs
I just drank some Cilit Bang
Im seeing Japan.
That’s even weirder than your first poem. Congratulations!
Studio Rating: 3.687312
my poem: there are birds flying around,i know i do not live in a hound and i’m bored as heck, but i love my neck.[i do not know how to do lines] :}
Poem: poor. Inability to do lines: troubling.
Studio Rating: 1.0006874 out of 10
i think that trying to put your self in a freezer and trying to see how long you could survive is a stupid idea becuase taking a chance of doing that could kill you.
now i know:
how to do lines :]
Hurrah!
another poem by me:
i know that life is not a piece of cake
and i know that some people like to bake,
but what do you do when you are bored? play whith a plastic sword? or do you go outside and play a relay?
oh yah!
Well it rhymes OK, but it’s not exactly a classic.
Studio Rating: 2.3654 out of 10
haiku
there are butterflys fluttering,
they are so beautiful in the air,
all there beautiful colors on them we see,so peaceful and graceful.
Hmmm…. needs work. But you’re almost there.
Studio Rating: 2.3655 out of 10
I cant think of a thing to do
Right now it’s very boring
I don’t have any ideas
So i’ll listen to the person next door, who is snoring.
Compact and well delivered, but lacking substance.
Studio Rating: 2.3687468 out of 10
what kinda satanic devil are you. seriously. illumnati????? the curch of satan??? go back to hell ’cause we dont need you.
Well that’s a very mean thing to say.
im still bored
This is what i like to do when im bored: i go on the interwebs and search wtf fun facts and read them. Its super interesting and fills your brain with knowedge
u just described hell
Welcome boardum with open arms
For through relief can you win the charm
Of the relief of boardum, when knowledge is gained
Only to be lost when boardum comes again.
Your sight is my compass!
Boardum? Well, apart from that, a decent attempt. Good structure, and an interesting last line.
Studio Rating: 4.006584 out of 10
Make Your own Jack Ass movie @ home!!! LMAO
dont do what steve-o does ever it hurst like hell
I dont want to do any of these thing s this the first day of my holidays what am I going to do for 2 months.
when you are in the elevador you should drop a pen and wait for the other person to pick it up and then scream at them saying “Hey that is my pen!”
Boredom is nature’s way of saying get off your ass and do something.
Death is nature’s way of saying you’ve done enough.
Poem:
Am bored
I want a pet
Pet I wanted
Beast I got
“Pet I wanted / Beast I got” — that’s just about my favorite two lines so far. Nice one.
Studio Rating: 6.364 out of 10
You are hot. I don’t want a relationship with you but if you need quick sex, I am here for you.”
i love cheese
i hate peas
i ate leaves
i lost my keys
Um… OK.
Studio Rating: 2.3564 out of 10
POEM:
you’re an asshole
because you rate real low
but guess what mother fucker
no one gives a shit, so get up and go
Ouch. But you’re totally correct, I do mark real low. That’s because most of the poems suck balls. I mark high when something is worthy of a high mark. That’s kind of the point.
Studio Rating: 4.3654635 out of 10
Boredom is such a bad thing,
Others can’t do anything,
Rather than be sick,
End that boredom real quick,
Do something you’d like, anything!
Sorry for breaking the four line rule. Wanted the acronym badly.