Badger Facts: What is a Badger?

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Badgers are large, weasel-like creatures with short legs and wise faces. They are instantly recognizable by their black bodies and white striped foreheads. The following badger facts will give you a greater appreciation for this fascinating creature.

Badger Facts: History

Before the onset of the Ice Age, giant badgers (4 m tall approx.) roamed across a land dominated by dinosaurs. These prehistoric badgers, Meles meles rex, did not burrow beneath the ground. However, when the Ice Age began, giant badgers sought refuge in the warm depths of the earth. Here they stayed for approximately 587 years, slowly shrinking.

Fossil records indicate that the badger originates in the Americas. Archeologists, biologists and philanthropists have formed various theories as to how the badger migrated to Asia and the European subcontinent. The three most common theories are:

  • Badgers crossed the Bering land bridge in vast herds, arriving in Asia before the land bridge disappeared underwater.
  • At least two badgers drifted across either the Pacific or Atlantic Ocean on logs, purely by accident. They eventually reached dry land on a distant continent, confused, hungry but excited.
  • Starving or mentally unstable badgers began digging extensive tunnels beneath the Pacific Ocean. After many accidents and floods, the crazed badgers finally emerged in North Korea. They then made babies.

For no apparent reason, badgers no longer exist in South America. They have reached a mythological status in countries such as Peru, Bolivia and Ecuador, where they are known as grandes ratas gordas.

Facts About Badger Behavior and Habitats

badger-factsBadgers are omnivorous. They eat earthworms, insects, grubs, fruit, reptiles, birds and household pets. They often get drunk after gorging themselves on rotting fruit, after which they remain in their sets for days.

Badgers are very aggressive when defending their territory. Badger attacks are a common problem in the English county of Somerset, where badgers savaged 15 people in 2009 alone. All of the victims died.

Badgers possess a level of intelligence similar to that of a seven-year-old child. They use rudimentary tools for burrowing, preparing food and cave painting.

Do People Eat Badgers?

In North America, Native Indians, white colonists and frontiersman once consumed large amounts of badger meat. Davy Crockett famously killed a badger with one punch to the nose. It was his last meal before the Battle of the Alamo.

Soldiers ate badgers during the First World War, but they were notoriously dangerous to catch. Field Marshal Douglas Haig banned British troops from using ammunition or grenades to kill badgers, insisting that they use only fixed bayonets. Manfred von Richthofen, a legendary German fighter ace known as the Red Baron, once provided food for an entire German regiment after killing 107 badgers during a strafing run over Ypres. Von Richthofen claimed 109 kills, but the ground tally proved otherwise.

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Typical World War I badger hunting drills

The French, of course, still eat badgers today. The French eat almost anything. Russians and Croatians also like to cook up a nice badger goulash or kebab now and again.

Badger Facts: Products and Badger Apparel

The Asiatic stink badger, once believed to be part of the Melinae and Mustelidae subfamily, is now considered part of the skunk family. Stink badger anal glands are used to make chemical weapons, most notably mustard gas (named after the erroneous Mustelidae classification).

Badger hair is used to make high quality shaving brushes. Almost all badger brushes are manufactured in China, where entire village populations engage in vast badger hunts using swords and shuriken (throwing stars).

Badger testicles are dried and used as body decoration in Indonesia. Wearer’s traditionally hang the small hairy testicles from the ears or nose. The item supposedly protects against evil spirits, the white man’s influence and the common cold.

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