Is Lady Gaga a Man or a Woman?

Is Lady Gaga a man or a woman? Do we have proof either way? Here is a balanced examination of the issue using physiological fact.

This image would suggest that Lady Gaga is a woman.

What is a Man?

A man is a male version of a woman. Men can’t have children and do not care much for personal grooming, fashion or idle chit-chat. Men have a protruding laryngeal prominence, commonly known as an Adam’s Apple.

What is a Woman?

A woman is a more feminine version of a man. Women can have children. They are more curvaceous than men because they have breasts and rounded hips and buttocks. Contrary to popular belief, women also have a laryngeal prominence. However, a woman’s prominence is not as prominent.

Is Lady Gaga a Man or a Woman?

Is Lady Gaga a Boy or a Girl? Note the laryngeal prominence – not very prominent at all.

Lady Gaga freely admits to having impure thoughts about women. That does not necessarily mean that “she” is a man.

That means that she is one of the following: a straight male, a lesbian, a male bisexual or a female bisexual (or possibly a hermaphrodite but that just complicates things).

Lady Gaga’s real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. That is a female name, but names prove nothing in this day and age. Lady Gaga has breasts, an indicator of femininity but easily faked.

Proof that Lady Gaga is a Woman

So, is Lady Gaga a man or a woman? Let’s examine the Adam’s Apple. Lady Gaga does not have a notable laryngeal prominence. She is, therefore, a woman (possibly a hermaphrodite?).

Image credits:

Both images: Shinsengumi_2008, Photobucket.