Basic Facts About God

With all the information available in today’s computer age, it is often difficult to tell fact from fiction. Luckily, a quick browse through the internet soon reveals the true facts of any matter. Books can also be used but they are not always reliable. By cross-checking a number of sources, the generally accepted facts about God soon become apparent.


God: powerful, white, beard.

God’s Gender

God is a man. There are very few pictures of God as a woman. If such pictures did exist they were probably banned and burned. Such destruction is understandable because God is a man and it’s wrong to lie.

God’s Appearance

God has a big white beard. He looks a bit like Santa Claus but he is bigger, not as fat and does not dress in red with white trim. He prefers to wear all white, or shades of white, in a loose, flowing style. He sometimes likes to show his muscles. God has white skin, at times very lightly tanned (but definitely not tanned enough to be considered ethnic in any possible way; God looks like a wise American).

God’s Power

God is all-powerful. To put this into perspective: the USA rules the world due to its great power, but God is even more powerful than the USA.

God’s Residence


God – White Male, Lightly Tanned, Powerful, Beard, Living in the Sun (Wikimedia Commons, Public Domain)

Conflicting information exists as to where God lives. Most people would say that God lives in an upwards direction, maybe on a cloud or in space or on the moon or something.

Other sources say that God lives inside things. These things often include trees, colorful flowers and the souls of people. He is also sometimes said to live in the “details” – but that doesn’t make any sense.

You will often hear that God is love. That expression comes from poems and pop song lyrics that say stuff like “Love is all around us.” That’s what some people say about God when they don’t believe that He lives on a cloud. But in all likelihood, He does live on a cloud, even if it’s a space cloud.

Interesting Facts About God: Capitalization

God is always written with a capital “G” because it is his name. However, when people write about gods (plural) there is no capital “G” because there are lots of them so they can’t be so important. They also have their own names like Thor, Odin and Isis.

A capital letter is also used when God is referred to as “He.” That’s because He’s important and demands a lot of respect, and if you don’t respect Him He might banish you to the depths of hell when you die, where you will burn in agony for all eternity.

  8 comments for “Basic Facts About God

  1. dixzyugo
    March 21, 2011 at 10:00 am

    you guys suckssssssssssss GOD IS GOOD ALL D TIME

  2. jd
    April 11, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Yes, God the Father is Caucasian, HE has diamond white/blue eyes, no beard, his hair is snow white like wool is long to his feet, flowing around him becomes his raiment. He stands in the sun, there is so much energy around him,it pulsates, like a heartbeat. HIS GLORY is like electric beams pulsating from all around Him…HE is total love, beautiful, once his eyes pierce your soul; you will never forget the feeling of love, peace, security, no the sight of that beam of white light that emanates from his eyes.

    pure heart

    • jmtgaw
      March 19, 2012 at 9:03 am

      wer dd u see him?

  3. cenzo
    September 28, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    U guyz must be mad .can any of u tell if he had ever seen god

  4. Jessica
    November 27, 2012 at 6:29 am

    How could God be white and have black children? In fact children of all ethnicity?

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:28 pm

      Hi Jessica. God is all-powerful. For Him to have children of any color or ethnicity is a simple matter of will. He could have blue children if He liked, but He is kind — He wouldn’t want His blue Son to be bullied in school for being blue. That would be cruel and avoidable, unlike the plague, which is cruel but necessary in order to teach humans a lesson when they misbehave.

    • Wait a Minute
      June 19, 2013 at 9:13 am

      I agree with Jessica. This article is absurd, any person with a brain can read and see that God isn’t white. Not only that, the bible makes it very clear God was the color of the earth which is brown, just like it says in Revelations 4:3. If you look at ancient Ethiopian Christianity in Africa, you will see their old depictions of a colored God and Jesus.

      • January 26, 2016 at 10:56 am

        I think you are wrong, because God is white. Ethiopian depictions of god might make him look dark skinned, but that’s just wishful thinking by the poor Ethiopians. And they probably draw using lumps of charcoal, so they can’t really draw him correctly as a white man due to a lack of coloring pencils and crayons.

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